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  • bonniechristian
    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
    • Jan 2015
    • 21
    #1

    Hello

    My name is Daniel, I have found these forums recently and I would like to introduce myself. I am a fellow christian, proudly born and raised a christian. I have a wife named Candace. Currently we have no children, but we are hoping for a strong baby boy. I hope to get along with you all!
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    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2014
      • 709
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
      My name is Daniel, I have found these forums recently and I would like to introduce myself. I am a fellow christian, proudly born and raised a christian. I have a wife named Candace. Currently we have no children, but we are hoping for a strong baby boy. I hope to get along with you all!
      Hoping?
      You get no sons by HOPING!!!
      The disgusting work has to be done. Be a man, for God's sake!
      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
      Revelation 21:8

      Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
      Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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        • bonniechristian
          Unsaved trash, suspected demon
          • Jan 2015
          • 21
          #3
          Re: Hello

          I apologize. I will act more like a man and do the work.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Hello

              A cautious welcome to you, dear friend. What church do you go to, and what is your favorite Bible verse?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • bonniechristian
                  Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 21
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Update: My wonderful brother, Adam, will be joining the forums!

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                    • bonniechristian
                      Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                      • Jan 2015
                      • 21
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Thank you. My church is Park Street church. My favorite verse in the Bible is pretty much all of them.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
                          Thank you. My church is Park Street church. My favorite verse in the Bible is pretty much all of them.
                          All of them are you favorites? Wow! That's dedication!

                          Personally, I get tired reading all the "Begats" in the Holy Bible, but I know that's just my flesh talking and not my spirit. Still, there are some I adore more than others, just like my children.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • ChicaChristian
                              Unsaved trash, suspected wetback pervert
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2015
                              • 3
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Hello, my wonderful brother Daniel! It is I, Adam. The people on these forums seem like truly dedicated Christians. I will make an introduction forum now, what do you think of the people here Daniel? I think that I will come on this glorious website every single day.
                              Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

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                                • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2014
                                  • 709
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Originally posted by ChicaChristian View Post
                                  Hello, my wonderful brother Daniel! It is I, Adam. The people on these forums seem like truly dedicated Christians. I will make an introduction forum now, what do you think of the people here Daniel? I think that I will come on this glorious website every single day.
                                  Oh, how annoyed we now are with these quick-witted teenagers!!!

                                  PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                                  Revelation 21:8

                                  Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                                  Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                                    • BaptistBethany
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Feb 2014
                                      • 280
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
                                      My name is Daniel, I have found these forums recently and I would like to introduce myself. I am a fellow christian, proudly born and raised a christian. I have a wife named Candace. Currently we have no children, but we are hoping for a strong baby boy. I hope to get along with you all!
                                      Dear Bonnie Boy, Why do you have a girl's name? Are you one of those gays???
                                      Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                                      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                                      ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                                        • bonniechristian
                                          Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                                          • Jan 2015
                                          • 21
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello

                                          One of those gays? I would never be so disgusting. Bonnie is also a boys name.

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                                            • BaptistBethany
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Feb 2014
                                              • 280
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello

                                              Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
                                              One of those gays? I would never be so disgusting. Bonnie is also a boys name.
                                              Bonnie, are you friends with Sarah? I think you are in cahoots with Sarah and are trolling this Godly Forum.
                                              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                                              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                                              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                                                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                                   
                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                  • 8416
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello

                                                  Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
                                                  One of those gays? I would never be so disgusting. Bonnie is also a boys name.
                                                  Are you sure? Maybe your parents weren't sure what sex you were, or maybe they just didn't know how to spell Barney. I mean, your (imaginary) wife's parents didn't know how to spell Candice.

                                                  But it warms our hearts to welcome you and your little friends here. God has sent you here for a reason, young lady. Think about that.
                                                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                                                    • bonniechristian
                                                      Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                                                      • Jan 2015
                                                      • 21
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello

                                                      Sorry if this was already answered, but i'd like to make a thread about something. How to I get permission to post?

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                                                        • Didymus Much
                                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 14079
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello

                                                          Originally posted by bonniechristian View Post
                                                          Sorry if this was already answered, but i'd like to make a thread about something. How to I get permission to post?
                                                          There are currently about 100,000 threads active at Landover. Use the "Search" function to find an appropriate place for your query.

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