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  • the meek
    Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
    • Jan 2015
    • 36
    #1

    no seriously

    Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14509
      #2
      Re: no seriously

      Originally posted by the meek View Post
      Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
      Why do you respect the faith of people who think you should be murdered?

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468
          #3
          Re: no seriously

          Your sissy English jeeps will do you no good in the quest for salvation. Only through a personal relationship with Jesus may you be saved. There is no other path save through Jesus.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: no seriously

              Does this mean you won't answer this question?

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: no seriously

                  Originally posted by the meek View Post
                  Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
                  This is about the most retarded "logic" I've ever seen. By your reckoning, every time I eat pancakes I turn into Aunt Jemima.



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                    • Coreth Gooreth
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2015
                      • 10
                      #6
                      Re: no seriously

                      Surely we can find this lady a version of the Bishop's Bible???

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                        • Walter Van Slyke
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 212
                          #7
                          Re: no seriously

                          Originally posted by the meek View Post
                          Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
                          I didn't know they had a church for those things, although it's not surprising. I know a guy who has two of them. He polishes them with a lambswool cloth and spit, and he won't even let the rain touch them.

                          Obviously, we are going to tell you that worshiping SUVs or anything else that isn't the Lord Jesus Christ and his Father the God of all creation and the Holy Spirit who is - uh - exactly like them only different is a recipe for eternal damnation.

                          Humbly,

                          Wally
                          Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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