Greetings

[LizzyWorship]

Dear members of the forum,
My name is Elizabeth Worship Smith, but I go by the name of Elizabeth or Lizzy Worship, as it sums up basically my whole life.

I was born in Ireland but lived in America for 6 years, where I met my husband, we now travel the world spreading the word of the LORD to all the sinners out there. I am 33 years old and my husband felt I was slipping away from the LORD so made me register here to enrich myself in the ways of the LORD once more.

I hope you will accept a humble sinner like me into your midst,
Lizzy

Note: If you ever see a "Note" at the bottom of the page, this means Elizabeth's husband is writing. I found her having a conversation with a Mudsline recent,y and needed to take action, prompting me to register at Landovef (I've been active for a couple of months now)

[Jim Farmer]

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How many children do you have Mrs Elizabeth?
And by what name do we know your husband?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Mrs. Elizabeth Smith,

Welcome and will you tell us your favorite Bible verse and walk with Jesus (it tells you to do so in the instructions, really it's not too hard to read them )? How many children do you have? I know you are Irish and therefore I want to check, are you a Cathylick? I hope not!!!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Alvin Moss]

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Are you an Irish Traveler?

[LizzyWorship]

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How many children do you have Mrs Elizabeth?
And by what name do we know your husband?

Two children, sir.
And my husband isn't registered on Landover, but his name is James Smith.

Dear Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson,
It's so hard to choose from all the verses in the bible, but Corintians 6:9 is currently one that speaks to me quite clearly.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

I am not Catholic, unfortunately most of my family are on my side.

Dear Alvin Moss,
No, and I never intend to become one, they've given the whole nationality the name of drunken louts who do nothing but drink, which is quite untrue for the small Baptist community in Ireland.

[Des]

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Lizzy sounds an awful lot like lezzy. Are you sure you aren't trying to lure us into sin by watching you wallow on an oiled drop mat with a Japanese schoolgirl and several vibrating eggplants?

[LizzyWorship]

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Lizzy sounds an awful lot like lezzy. Are you sure you aren't trying to lure us into sin by watching you wallow on an oiled drop mat with a Japanese schoolgirl and several vibrating eggplants?

Brother Des,
I can assure you I am not a lesbian, I find myself insulted by the fact that you could compare me to such awful sinners, though I understand, I could be an awful mudslime or Joo for all you know. As for the last part I don't really know what you're talking about, no offense to you, it's just my ignorant mind.

Note:She is no lezzy, My wife is a pure baptist woman with love for her children and husband, though she does need to be punished regularly.

[Tree of Woe]

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Awfully liberal of your Husband to allow you to post here.

Not in my house! My wife's hands are for Scrubbing dishes, frying bacon and washing my feet nightly... as God intended.

If your husband is not up to the task of giving you a good healthy beating I can be reached by PM, or email ***personal contact info removed***

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Mrs. Smith. Please try not to fill the forum with female poofery.

[Artofburning]

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My dear, from the tone of your introduction it seems that your husband's forcing you to come here was a bad thing. Fyi, there's not a tittle of wrong in his decision in doing so! After all, he clearly cares about your salvation and doesn't want you frying next to the secular trash that frequents Our Lord's Holy Web Forums for the rest of eternity.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome to our humble forum, Lizzy. I would love to speak with you privately about your walk with Jesus.

[Jim Farmer]

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She's married, FM. Anyway, where's Mistress Cookie? Huh?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hello, Lizzy Worship:

Your handsome, manly, and Godly husband was so sweet to allow you to learn more about our beautiful Savior through the pages of Landover Baptist Church. God has blessed our congregation with inspired men of faith; these men explain the Word in a way that even women can comprehend (slightly). I would like to offer my services to your husband as a tutor to you in the ways of Jesus.

I am able to travel to you if your husband would allow me to do so. I am a woman of some means and no financial support is necessary. I would, however, require some alone time with him just so He can test me to be sure that my spirit witnesses with His spirit. I can also allow him to sample my pie, which is well known in Freehold and many cities across the country!

I encourage you to read the thousands of Spirit-filled teachings that you'll find throughout our forum - each of them straight from the Holy Ghost's dove-like wings as the writers were inspired (as were the authors of the Bible).

May Jesus bless you with great knowledge!

Lovingly,
NRL

[Faith_Machine]

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She's married, FM. Anyway, where's Mistress Cookie? Huh?

Brother Jim, I'm quite certain I have no idea what you mean by that!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I am 33 years old and my husband felt I was slipping away from the LORD so made me register here to enrich myself in the ways of the LORD once more.

I hope you will accept a humble sinner like me into your midst,
Lizzy

Note: If you ever see a "Note" at the bottom of the page, this means Elizabeth's husband is writing. I found her having a conversation with a Mudsline recent,y and needed to take action, prompting me to register at Landovef (I've been active for a couple of months now)

Hello, Note Worship. One question - what kind of man you are if you can not control your wife?

1 Corinthians 11:3
1 Corinthians 14:34-35

Note Worship, how can you expect US to make your wife learn anything? Women do not learn without punishment. It is impossible to do in internet. It is your duty, as a Christian husband.

Are you one of these sissy irishmen?