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  • makototachibara
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2015
    • 4

    #1

    My introduction! Please read!

    I am Jennifer.

    I will not name my church due to privacy reasons, but I can tell that ever since I was little my mother was in our local churches' choir and in my teenage years I served as acolyte for my church.

    Being a huge lover of the archangel Michael ever since I was young, my favourite verse is Revelation 12:7 (And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels)

    I grew up a Christian and have never doubted my beliefs since they only felt natural, therefore the question as to 'how I came to find Jesus' is not answerable to me since I never lost him.
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: My introduction! Please read!

    Originally posted by makototachibara View Post
    I am Jennifer....the question as to 'how I came to find Jesus' is not answerable to me since I never lost him.
    Hmmm... "i made a troll account on this baptist website..."

    You really think so?

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    • makototachibara
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2015
      • 4

      #3
      Re: My introduction! Please read!

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Hmmm... "i made a troll account on this baptist website..."

      You really think so?

      Everything I wrote in my introduction section is based on personal facts, so please keep your false judgement out of this section

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #4
        Re: My introduction! Please read!

        Now, let me get this right. You're a Cathlick, with the name Jennifer, and you're a wannabe Jap? Is that all correct?
        If you're not a Catlick, are you Epissopalian?
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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: My introduction! Please read!

          Originally posted by makototachibara View Post
          I am Jennifer.

          I will not name my church due to privacy reasons, but I can tell that ever since I was little my mother was in our local churches' choir and in my teenage years I served as acolyte for my church.

          Being a huge lover of the archangel Michael ever since I was young, my favourite verse is Revelation 12:7 (And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels)

          I grew up a Christian and have never doubted my beliefs since they only felt natural, therefore the question as to 'how I came to find Jesus' is not answerable to me since I never lost him.
          Beacause of privacy, you will not name your Church? Seriously?
          Church is a place all people are welcome to go to, not just the rich. This is proven by the fact you claim to attend.
          Friend, God sees your shame. How long have you been a rug muncher?

          Originally posted by makototachibara View Post
          Everything I wrote in my introduction section is based on personal facts, so please keep your false judgement out of this section
          Facts? God does not appreciate 'hidden agendas'.

          Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

          Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

          Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

          John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

          1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
          1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

          1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
          1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
          1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
          1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
          1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
          1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

          2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
          2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
          2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
          2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
          2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Jim Farmer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2293

            #6
            Re: My introduction! Please read!

            Makoto is a tall young man with short, olive brown hair and droopy green eyes.
            Are you a boy or a girl?
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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Re: My introduction! Please read!

              Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
              Are you a boy or a girl?
              "Jennifer" and "Nancy" rank as the two most popular names for gender-confused sissy boys. This God hating chink needs to remember that just because it's vestigal peni$ looks like a chewed up nub of hirsute gristle, it is still better than being a woman, and should be sported with pride!

              Time to man up, Jennifer!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: My introduction! Please read!

                Originally posted by makototachibara View Post
                Everything I wrote in my introduction section is based on personal facts, so please keep your false judgement out of this section
                So you deleted the tweet you made. Yippie, you are such a cyber warrior!!1!

                Gonna go kill the rest of the crap that gives your little game away? Or just realize that nothing on the internet ever really disappears? Googlebot is faster than you.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: My introduction! Please read!

                  Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                  Are you a boy or a girl?
                  Questions all decent people have.

                  These abominations of nature think by denying the right of Gods Chosen People(c) that we cannot have the True Answers(tm).
                  The Bile always shows us the Path.

                  John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
                  John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

                  Ephesians 2:3 Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.

                  2 Timothy 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: My introduction! Please read!

                    Originally posted by makototachibara View Post
                    I am Jennifer.

                    I will not name my church due to privacy reasons, but I can tell that ever since I was little my mother was in our local churches' choir and in my teenage years I served as acolyte for my church.

                    Being a huge lover of the archangel Michael ever since I was young, my favourite verse is Revelation 12:7 (And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels)

                    I grew up a Christian and have never doubted my beliefs since they only felt natural, therefore the question as to 'how I came to find Jesus' is not answerable to me since I never lost him.
                    Okay let me get this straight; You're a Swedish girl named Jennifer who attends a secret church in an igloo, and you registered under a fake chink name, Makoto Tachibara. My guess is that you were attempting to replicate the name of an infamous cartoon slant porn character, Makoto Tachibana.

                    Either way, you're a demon sent here by satan to spread God knows what sort of perversion and blasphemy. Time to come clean young lady. Who are you really and why are you here? Because God will not be mocked!

                    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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