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  • Damned Angelique
    Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
    • Feb 2015
    • 40
    #1

    I'm boooooring!

    I registered here years ago, and I don't remember what my username or password actually was, tho I'm sure it was something similar to this one. I also can't seemed to remember the password to my old email account. Oh well.

    So, what's everybody been up to?

    (Btw, that new thing on the registration process where it's a biblical "fill-in-the-blank"... good one! Almost tripped me up there!)
    Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457
      #2
      Re: I'm baaaack!

      Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
      I registered here years ago, and I don't remember what my username or password actually was, tho I'm sure it was something similar to this one. I also can't seemed to remember the password to my old email account. Oh well.

      So, what's everybody been up to?

      (Btw, that new thing on the registration process where it's a biblical "fill-in-the-blank"... good one! Almost tripped me up there!)
      So?
      How about reveling us with how you serve God, giving Him His pipe and slippers?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Damned Angelique
          Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
          • Feb 2015
          • 40
          #3
          Re: I'm baaaack!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          So?
          How about reveling us with how you serve God, giving Him His pipe and slippers?
          Ha funny!
          I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.
          Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717
              #4
              Re: I'm baaaack!

              Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
              Ha funny!
              I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.
              There is only One™, witch.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: I'm baaaack!

                  Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                  Ha funny!
                  I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.

                  We are Christian here, virtuous and friendly, but even our Christian hospitality has it's limits. What do you want? Do you think you have sly comments that we haven't heard a hundred times?
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Damned Angelique
                      Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
                      • Feb 2015
                      • 40
                      #6
                      Re: I'm baaaack!

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      We are Christian here, virtuous and friendly, but even our Christian hospitality has it's limits. What do you want? Do you think you have sly comments that we haven't heard a hundred times?
                      No, I'm sure you have heard various comments like that plenty of times, I just wanted to re-introduce myself after all these years.
                      Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: I'm baaaack!

                          Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                          No, I'm sure you have heard various comments like that plenty of times, I just wanted to re-introduce myself after all these years.
                          Go away.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Damned Angelique
                              Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
                              • Feb 2015
                              • 40
                              #8
                              Re: I'm baaaack!

                              Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
                              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3593
                              Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                                • Damned Angelique
                                  Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
                                  • Feb 2015
                                  • 40
                                  #9
                                  Re: I'm baaaack!

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Go away.
                                  Pastor Zeke! How wonderful to see you again!
                                  Have you and BibleThumpinBlonde been hitched yet? You two are such an adorable couple!
                                  Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                                    • Witch Hammer
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 1717
                                      #10
                                      Re: I'm baaaack!

                                      Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                                      Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
                                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3593
                                      Who cares?

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                                        • Didymus Much
                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                          • Jun 2010
                                          • 14079
                                          #11
                                          Re: I'm baaaack!

                                          Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                                          ...So, what's everybody been up to?...
                                          Spreading the Word of God with a really big shovel, of course. Didn't you learn anything the last time?

                                          Speaking of which, please tell me you've managed to squeeze reading the King James Bible at least once into the intervening eight years. Please?

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                                            • Alvin Moss
                                              Serving Jesus
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Aug 2013
                                              • 4468
                                              #12
                                              Re: I'm baaaack!

                                              Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                                              Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
                                              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3593

                                              Are you the same foul mouthed, unsaved wretch you were back then? Be warned that strong language is never welcome.
                                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                                                • Damned Angelique
                                                  Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
                                                  • Feb 2015
                                                  • 40
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I'm baaaack!

                                                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                                  Are you the same foul mouthed, unsaved wretch you were back then? Be warned that strong language is never welcome.
                                                  I don't remember being so "foul mouthed" back then, but to be fair, I don't remember everything I posted back then.
                                                  Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                                                    • Damned Angelique
                                                      Waiting in line to buy a ticket on the short bus
                                                      • Feb 2015
                                                      • 40
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I'm baaaack!

                                                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                      Speaking of which, please tell me you've managed to squeeze reading the King James Bible at least once into the intervening eight years. Please?
                                                      Here and there. Still read parts from time to time, but haven't read it "cover-to-cover" like some here have.
                                                      Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                                                        • Esther B.
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Sep 2012
                                                          • 575
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I'm baaaack!

                                                          A cautious welcome to you, Ms. Angelique.
                                                          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                                          Deuteronomy 6.5

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