Why??

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Why??

You know how many times I asked him for help? With dying relatives? Pets?

Not ONCE did the prick help me out.....

No comfort at all from HIM> not a TRUE CHRISTIAN I'm sure.... But never any help from the JESUS.

Why should He? You seem to think our precious Lord is running for some kind of office and would want to do you a favor so He can get your vote.

It is the other way around, friend. You need Jesus to vote for you; otherwise, not only will none of your prayers be answered, but you will spend eternity in Hell.

It's quite simple. Read this thread to learn what you must do. Read the King James Bible, cover to cover, then do it again. And again. When you finally surrender and get down on your knees to submit your pitiful, sin-filled self to the tender, loving mercy of our Lord Jesus, you will know indescribable joy and be on your way to everlasting life.

Also, Jesus will actually start listening to your prayers.

Humbly,

Wally

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Why??

Rodney, it's clear that you are a very angry person. Angry enough to kill, I'm afraid. Has your hatred led you to fire bomb any churches or otherwise engage in violence against religious people?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Why??

I've never had any love from a Jesus. ...

Never any love?
Have you really, really prayed?

I know my salvation is not sure yet, but even I, when I pray, always feel His love.

When I kneel before Jesus. Oh. That is so wonderful feeling. When you pray hard, then you feel His love flowing inside you... What an incredible feeling!!!

Give yourself to Jesus, young man!!! Do it, without any reservations. Be in his service with body and mind!

Psalm 34:22

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Why??

Rodney, my lad, can't you see that you are on the cusp of accepting the Lord Jesus into your life and becoming a True Christian™? Many of us felt the same as you, and then the light turned on and we saw what had been trying to reveal itself to us all along. We have never looked back and know now that we are headed for Eternal Life©

[Basilissa]

Re: Why??

Really.

You never once in your life did what God demands of you (in the Bible), yet when He neglects to break the laws of physics/time/medicine whatever AT YOUR DEMAND in order to make you happy (for a little while, or do you expect God to make your dog live forever??), you get all moaning and pissy and take that as proof of God's non-existence.

And they're the clowns.

Beautifully said, Didymus. So, when is your baptism scheduled, and how much is going to be your first tithe?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why??

Why the hate? Homosexuals, women, minorities? Why?

You claim that only Xtians have the truth. Well so do Muslims.

I'm 26, have no use for church and my favorite verse would be none of the filth to be found in the bible. It's all disgusting. Cite me a verse from that nasty book that instructs anything other than common sense. Murder, infanticide, rape and pillage?

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

God made a virgin pregnant, to give himself away on the cross. Dead for three days and only to return to being himself as god? This is nonsensical.

As Islam insists that an illiterate pedophile holds all answers form god, your fundamentailism is just as disgusting. Perverting the religions? They are ALL perverse.

"GOD bless" indeed.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why??

...You are clowns...

Really.

You never once in your life did what God demands of you (in the Bible), yet when He neglects to break the laws of physics/time/medicine whatever AT YOUR DEMAND in order to make you happy (for a little while, or do you expect God to make your dog live forever??), you get all moaning and pissy and take that as proof of God's non-existence.

And they're the clowns.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Why??

I've never had any love from a Jesus. What is wrong with you?

You know how many times I asked him for help? With dying relatives? Pets?

Not ONCE did the prick help me out.....

No comfort at all from HIM> not a TRUE CHRISTIAN I'm sure.... But never any help from the JESUS.

You are clowns...

Friend, Jesus probably killed them because you weren't strong enough in your faith when you prayed. Hopefully their faith in Him was truer than yours...if not, they are now roasting in Satan's furnace!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why??

Well pets and people do die. You can't expect anyone to live forever, can you? Were they Saved at least? The people, I mean, not the pets obviously.

If they were Saved, you might yet rejoice with the anticipation of being with them again in Praise and Worship for all eternity as we Glorify our Lord, singing Glory Glory Glory! Hosanna in the Highest!

If they weren't Saved, I wouldn't waste another minute in worry. Once you get to Heaven, you'll be so thrilled Praising and Worshiping and singing Glory Glory Glory! Hosanna in the Highest! that you won't even bother with their torturous suffering in Hell.

See? It's a win-win situation for those who love the Lord!

[Rodney]

Re: Why??

I've never had any love from a Jesus. What is wrong with you?

You know how many times I asked him for help? With dying relatives? Pets?

Not ONCE did the prick help me out.....

No comfort at all from HIM> not a TRUE CHRISTIAN I'm sure.... But never any help from the JESUS.

You are clowns...

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Why??

Typical. I don't need to believe in a God. The onus is on you for insisting that we need an ***PROFANITY REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in the sky to watch over us. Why?

I cannot imagine a more miserable existence. Some God to serve, because I have to make him happy.

What does that really do for you other than make you subserviant? Oh yes, you are a woman and god doesn't like them. Do you need some scripture?

God called you here for a reason, Rod (may I call you Rod?).

Our joy is in making God happy by grovelling at His feet and being subject to His every whim. We are willing puppets dancing at the end of His string. Through obedience and thralldom we are liberated from the sick taint of sin. Join us, friend.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why??

Oh calm down, I was only joking.

You're so serious.

What happened to make you turn your back on the Sweet Redeemer? He sees everything, you know.

He wants you to make your home with Him. Have you ever had a love like that? Why would you want to give it up without even trying?

[Rodney]

Re: Why??

Typical. I don't need to believe in a God. The onus is on you for insisting that we need an ***PROFANITY REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in the sky to watch over us. Why?

I cannot imagine a more miserable existence. Some God to serve, because I have to make him happy.

What does that really do for you other than make you subserviant? Oh yes, you are a woman and god doesn't like them. Do you need some scripture?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why??

I'll never understand why you atheists argue so much about someone you say you don't even believe in.

[Rodney]

Why the hate? Homosexuals, women, minorities? Why?

You claim that only Xtians have the truth. Well so do Muslims.

I'm 26, have no use for church and my favorite verse would be none of the filth to be found in the bible. It's all disgusting. Cite me a verse from that nasty book that instructs anything other than common sense. Murder, infanticide, rape and pillage?

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

God made a virgin pregnant, to give himself away on the cross. Dead for three days and only to return to being himself as god? This is nonsensical.

As Islam insists that an illiterate pedophile holds all answers form god, your fundamentailism is just as disgusting. Perverting the religions? They are ALL perverse.

"GOD bless" indeed.