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  • Esther B.
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    Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

    I too have decided to send you a friend request because I feel like anyone who wants to make another attempt at Salvation™ should get another chance. Also, your skin looks lovely. Your prayers must be working (along with the face washing).

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I have decided to send you a friend request, everyone deserves a little encouragement and if they were hanging around with the wrong types in the past a quiet word might be enough to redirect their direction in the future. Or not (of course that is a possibiblity too) it is so sad

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  • Robert William, Spiritual Dunce
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.



    I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!

    Great Motty, have you heard of these two links?

    ***links advertising non-LBC denominations removed by moderator***

    I hope these help you grow as they have with me.

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  • FranklinAndPearl
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    I must say, one of the best ways to achieve supple, ivory-like skin is from a good backhand! LOL!

    After the swelling and redness go away, and I regain consciousness, I know my cheeks are always as smooth as a baby's bottom!!! And that's saying something for an old gal like me! LOL.

    Perhaps ask your Father to discipline you correctly in the future. Good luck!!!!


    Walking with CHRIsT,

    Parl

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Well based on your new profile picture, I would say that prayer and clean living are working wonders for your skin!

    Such a lovely young lady, renewed in Christ.

    Yes, yes, yes. Isn't God wonderful?

    My, my, my...

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?

    Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.

    Flawless skin, and such nice hair.

    Er...

    Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.
    Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.

    Originally posted by Robert William View Post
    Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?
    I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Jim Farmer
    keep our glasses full
    I had some friends over the other day checking out the cellar and they said it should be OK to bring you over a few bottles under the circumstances and I could give you a hand with anything that needed a flick over with the duster how long will Mrs Farmer be away fro?

    They'll keep an eye on thinge here (they said) which I appreciated.

    If Motyy seeking the narrow path Matthew 7:13 I'd be more than happy to share with her Titus 2:4 since I trust you'd be willing to instruct us in Biblical knowledge and we're both longing to learn more about His ways Psalm 107:9 (well, she says she is and I'm happy to take her as I find her).

    I think that's important.

    Sure, as a wanton fool I was probably as dissipated as the rest—I can't remember to be honest—the 55 is drinking beautifully now and there's a couple from the early 60's I can recommend.

    We opened up two or three from the 1990's yesterday which have overcome their earlier modesty on the palate (obviously the 95 has been pretty bold from the outset) and are really coming on well now but it's up to you Mr Farmer.

    Just whatever you think -- oh, just had my glass refilled: mustn't be a bad hostess -- so let me know.
    All the best,
    Mitza Lizalor (Miss).

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  • Esther B.
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    Welcome back, Miss Motty! As Faith Machine said, you should start praying for nice skin. And maybe washing your face with a gentle facial soap and some water or just water might help a little.

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  • Robert William, Spiritual Dunce
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    Hello I have been banned for being disrespectful in the past. My ban had been lifted the 31st of January and I decided to come back. I realize that I had been very disrespectful. I have come back to learn more about the bible and the lovely True Christians™ I have found a church, however I have not gone. I have been struggling with my schoolwork and decided to start going this summer when I don't have as many responsibilities. I have a King James Bible that I have been struggling to read, Church will help me with this. Please do not believe I am using that as an excuse, I am trying to balance out my life. For those of you who do not know me I am Audri Troughton. My favorite bible verse is Isaiah 5:21 "Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!"
    Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?

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  • Faith_Machine
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    What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?

    Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.

    Flawless skin, and such nice hair.

    Er...

    Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.

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  • Nobar King
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    Good luck 2 you, you have been here for a while, I will try to help you if I can.

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?
    Yes you are completely right Mr. Hutchins, I find it difficult to read and fully understand the King James Bible like it was intended. Hence coming here to you wonderful people, I am going to look for a tutor as you have clearly brought that to my attention. Thankyou!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
    You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
    You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?
    It is my fathers wishes that I graduate high-school, I do as he says.
    Also Jim Farmer, that seems like a great opportunity. Although I'm not sure my father would approve
    He is not a man of God you see. He believes that I should guide my own way in life but he keeps the reigns short, like any good father would do with his daughter.

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  • James Hutchins
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    I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
    You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
    You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?

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