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  • DesperateForChrist
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2015
    • 6
    #1

    Hello, Brothers and Sisters

    I am a (recently) repented negress who has departed from her wicked ways and is seeking out our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. As of now I do not belong to any church and am searching for one suitable for my needs. I believe that joining this forum will help me with that. I am only here to learn and reform myself in God's image.

    My favorite Bible verse is Revelation 21:4 :
    And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
    Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
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    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2014
      • 709
      #2
      Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

      Hi negress

      Can you wash laundry?
      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
      Revelation 21:8

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        • DesperateForChrist
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2015
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

          Yes, sir, absolutely.
          Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468
              #4
              Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

              Welcome then, Negress. We are friendly and open minded here and always available to help those who yearn for salvation. We are thirsty to know about you and your (presumably) tortuous path to Jesus. How did you find Him? Have you given up the crack? What is your husband's favorite jammy? Do you know Reverend Ike or Al Sharpton?
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • DesperateForChrist
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2015
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                  Welcome then, Negress. We are friendly and open minded here and always available to help those who yearn for salvation. We are thirsty to know about you and your (presumably) tortuous path to Jesus. How did you find Him? Have you given up the crack? What is your husband's favorite jammy? Do you know Reverend Ike or Al Sharpton?
                  My grandfather (before his very timely death) was closely acquainted with the unrepentant sinner Al Sharpton and taught me and all of my siblings his horrible ways of living. It was only when he passed on that I began to open my eyes. Using the only money I had (5 dollars) I purchased a King James bible at the closest book store and began to read it. I managed to leave 'the hood' on my own with one of my brothers. Regrettably, only I have given up all drugs, but he continues to strive for spiritual purity.

                  I am also unmarried and hopefully will find the husband that Christ has chosen for me.
                  Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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                    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 709
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                      Originally posted by DesperateForChrist View Post

                      I am also unmarried
                      How is it possible? You just said you had 5 dollars. Did you stole the money?
                      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                      Revelation 21:8

                      Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                      Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                        • DesperateForChrist
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2015
                          • 6
                          #7
                          Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                          Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                          How is it possible? You just said you had 5 dollars. Did you stole the money?
                          I was not a God-fearing negress in my days of old. I financially support both my brother and I today, in order to prevent him from stealing money to sustain his habit.
                          Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                              Welcome young lady. I trust you plan to work hard, not flap your gums, speak when spoken to in a clear, intelligible voice, only using the Godly American language and not spend your days face down in a tub gurgling.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • DesperateForChrist
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2015
                                  • 6
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                  Welcome young lady. I trust you plan to work hard, not flap your gums, speak when spoken to in a clear, intelligible voice, only using the Godly American language and not spend your days face down in a tub gurgling.
                                  Thank you, sir!
                                  Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                                      Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! You seem eager to please the LORD. This is a great sign. It isn't until we know just how truly repulsive we are in His Beautiful Eyes that we can know just what He deserves for having sacrificed Himself for us for so many hours in the hot sun, so many generations ago! Of course, being God, He knew His sacrifice would be successful, and conveniently short lived, but still, no one else could have offered the Precious Blood needed to appease the anger and wrath of a Vengeful God who had been offended constantly since Eve dared think for herself. I pray you find what you are looking for.
                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • VictoryOS
                                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                           
                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 5388
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                                          Welcome, Miss Desperate! You seem like a credit to your race. I am so happy to see you here, smiling with your big shiny teeth, and practically begging Jesus to come in you! Negri have lovely singing voices so it must be most pleasing to the Lord to hear you sing hymns!
                                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                          in 2016

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                                            • Des
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2013
                                              • 2718
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                                              Why, welcome, young woman. You have an interesting look, almost Asian. Have you ever done any domestic work? I've been needing a new basement maid ever since the last one somehow lost circulation in both her hands and had to be sent back to China.
                                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                                                • Witch Hammer
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 1717
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters

                                                  Originally posted by Des View Post
                                                  Why, welcome, young woman. You have an interesting look, almost Asian. Have you ever done any domestic work? I've been needing a new basement maid ever since the last one somehow lost circulation in both her hands and had to be sent back to China.
                                                  I had her pegged for a slant too, brother. I bet she starches a mean collar.

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