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  • Abel Magwitch
    Unsaved trash
    • Feb 2015
    • 2

    #1

    Salvation lies within what?

    I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Salvation lies within what?

    Originally posted by Abel Magwitch View Post
    I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.

    That is somewhat cryptic, Able. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? Have you funds? We need more information.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Salvation lies within what?

      Would you like to try this again after whatever drugs you are on have worn off?

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14622

        #4
        Re: Salvation lies within what?

        Are you a catholic? Your unfortunate remarks seem to echo some of their teachings.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Salvation lies within what?

          Originally posted by Abel Magwitch View Post
          ...Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it...
          Buy some Kleenex, would ya?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Salvation lies within what?

            Exodus 22:18
            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • FranklinAndPearl
              True Christians™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 163

              #7
              Re: Salvation lies within what?

              Originally posted by Abel Magwitch View Post
              I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.
              Son, when I was serving the great US of A in the war, we had a name for boys like you. Homos.

              Get off the dope and onto the LORD.

              Regards, Franklin.
              Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Salvation lies within what?

                Worst introduction I've read in a long time. All I've learned is that you're delusional and you think God is in your semen. Normally I'd say we can help you, but truth be told, I'm not so sure in your case.
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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #9
                  Re: Salvation lies within what?

                  Welcome friend, please PM me your Pastors name, I'd like to have a talk with him.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Esther B.
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 575

                    #10
                    Re: Salvation lies within what?

                    A very cautious welcome to you. I can't understand a word you're saying, but if your seed ends up on the ground, you are violating Genesis 38:9-10 and making God mad.
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1330

                      #11
                      Re: Salvation lies within what?

                      What are speaking about boy? It's not that hard to follow the instructions. Stop being drunk, God doesn't like it. "Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:10
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • Abel Magwitch
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Feb 2015
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Salvation lies within what?

                        It would appear that the members of this congregation would do well to read the words of William Blake as sung in the hymn Jerusalem.

                        "And did those feet in ancient time
                        Walk upon England's mountains green?
                        And was the holy Lamb of God
                        On England's pleasant pastures seen?

                        And did the Countenance Divine
                        Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
                        And was Jerusalem builded here
                        Among these dark Satanic mills?

                        Bring me my bow of burning gold:
                        Bring me my arrows of desire:
                        Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
                        Bring me my chariot of fire.

                        I will not cease from mental fight,
                        Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
                        Till we have built Jerusalem
                        In England's green and pleasant land. "

                        The poem was inspired by the fact that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Aramathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years. The poem's theme is linked to the Book of Revelation (3:12 and 21:2) describing a Second Coming, wherein Jesus establishes a New Jerusalem. The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.

                        No, no mention of New Jersey or Duluth, which is not surprising seeing as the good old US of A is devoid of anything but capricious and tenuous links with the good book and its cast members.
                        And it doesn't say "bring me my UZI" etc

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Salvation lies within what?

                          OK Abel, sure. Some doper I never heard of said it in a poem, so it has to be true.
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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Salvation lies within what?

                            Abel, if you are trying to convince us that you are Christian and love Jesus, why not quote the Bible instead of witch incantations and subliminal messages about anal sex.
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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 8449

                              #15
                              Re: Salvation lies within what?

                              William Blake was a nutter who advocated "free love" and despised Godly marriage, and the answer to the questions posed in the first 2 verses of that poem is "No".

                              I do hope that helps.
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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