X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Aggressus
    Unsaved trash, obese teenaged queer
    • Feb 2015
    • 17

    #1

    Blah

    hi my name is ivan (pronounced: EE-vahn) and that's all you need to know personally about me.

    i'm pretty chill i guess i like all sorts of things. like history. i think history's pretty rad. i also like other things as well hmmm. i love learning about different languages and cultures; it's rather fun i must say.

    i'm not really interesting to be honest.

    yeah i'm probably not gonna post here often.

    ya'll should check out ***ungodly link removed by moderator***.
    Last edited by Elmer G. White; 02-25-2015, 03:58 AM. Reason: Removed ungodly advertising. Let us stick to praising Jesus!
    This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: ahhh.

    Welcome then. Are you saved? We have heard of the great work done by President Brother Vladimir Putin in his efforts to bring Jesus to godless Russia. Have you followed Brother Vlad's lead, or do you wallow still in communist filth? We know that he is having a difficult time, as there is much opposition to Christ's love from the old order. Please do tell us of your experiences in your heathen land. We are very curious.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

    Comment

    • Aggressus
      Unsaved trash, obese teenaged queer
      • Feb 2015
      • 17

      #3
      Re: ahhh.

      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
      Welcome then. Are you saved? We have heard of the great work done by President Brother Vladimir Putin in his efforts to bring Jesus to godless Russia. Have you followed Brother Vlad's lead, or do you wallow still in communist filth? We know that he is having a difficult time, as there is much opposition to Christ's love from the old order. Please do tell us of your experiences in your heathen land. We are very curious.
      nah i'm not a fan of him, sorry. i don't support him or his beliefs.

      i guess you can say i'm still wallowing in communist filth. oops.
      This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN

      Comment

      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: ahhh.

        Originally posted by Aggressus View Post
        nah i'm not a fan of him, sorry. i don't support him or his beliefs.

        i guess you can say i'm still wallowing in communist filth. oops.

        You will likely burn in Hell.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

        Comment

        • Aggressus
          Unsaved trash, obese teenaged queer
          • Feb 2015
          • 17

          #5
          Re: ahhh.

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          You will likely burn in Hell.
          awwwww. such a shame.
          This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN

          Comment

          • Witch Hammer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 1717

            #6
            Re: ahhh.

            Originally posted by Aggressus View Post
            awwwww. such a shame.
            I don't care for your flippant tone, cow.

            Comment

            • Aggressus
              Unsaved trash, obese teenaged queer
              • Feb 2015
              • 17

              #7
              Re: ahhh.

              Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
              I don't care for your flippant tone, cow.
              i'm truly offended now. you have crossed the line.
              This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN

              Comment

              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: ahhh.

                Originally posted by Aggressus View Post
                i'm truly offended now. you have crossed the line.


                What line, you ignorant toad? God hates you and we do, too.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

                Comment

                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: ahhh.

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                  What line, you ignorant toad? God hates you and we do, too.
                  You know, this is a very good point. A decent fellow would take the time to stop and consider what a loving, charitable church community is trying to tell him. A clever fellow would recognize his eternal soul is in jeopardy. Only a clown or a trouble-maker would dismiss such warnings and continue to play with fire.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

                  Comment

                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #10
                    Re: ahhh.

                    Originally posted by Aggressus View Post
                    i'm truly offended now. you have crossed the line.
                    Are you challenging me?

                    Comment

                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Blah

                      You know who else is "rad" and "pretty chill"?

                      Jesus.
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

                      Comment

                      Working...