Hi.

[Perplexed]

I need no introductions other than a simple 'Hello.'

I am a simple person that way.

I'll just be here. Browsing posts.

Hope to see good folks around! c:

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi.

I need no introductions other than a simple 'Hello.'

I am a simple person that way.

I'll just be here. Browsing posts.

Hope to see good folks around! c:

Pastors, would it be asking too much to create a 'special' sub-forum just for retards?

[Esther B.]

Re: Hi.

A cautious welcome to you. A "hello" is not good enough for us. I'm sure that there are other people besides myself who would like to know more about you. What made you decide to come here? How did you find Jesus? Have you read the KJV Bible from front to back?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hi.

Can you not read the instructions? I promise, it's not that hard! Tell me what church you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse, your name, and age. That's pretty simple. If you want to make a good impression, following the rules would be a good start.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi.

I need no introductions other than a simple 'Hello.'

Nonsense. No one asked what you need. The whole purpose of our friendly forum is to give what Jesus needs, and that's our fear and obedience and devotion and unconditional surrender!

When will you do the same?

I am a simple person that way.

Simpleton is more like it.

I'll just be here. Browsing posts.

Hope to see good folks around! c:

Don't be silly When you registered with our forum, you were invited to join us with a sense of fellowship that you are among brothers and sisters who wish nothing more than to share the good news that Jesus Christ is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him, straight to Hell. If you are saved, please feel free to interact with us. If you are unsaved, please leave now.