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Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Change the user name NOW, dog.
...or do you want to cross hammers with me?
...or do you want to cross hammers with me?
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Your eye is sharp, brother Hammer. I have not even made a post before you have seen me.
Please allow me to keep my name. I feel it describes my mission well, and I do not have a suitable replacement.Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple. -
Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
How about Burrito Bandit?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
I will accept the name Broom Bandit. I have a citizenship, and I will not eat food that an illegal immigrant shat into. I do clean the trash off the streets, in more ways than one.Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple.Comment
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Stand down, wretch!Originally posted by MalleusMaleficarum View PostComment
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Brother, I too am forlorn that a sinner would attempt to emulate your style. If only they would realize that the root of your greatness is faith in Christ, then the Lord would bestow a sense of identity on the Mexican people, beyond gardening, carpooling, and harvesting dirt weed. Unfortunately, they are too busy fondling the rosary to divert prayer away from Christ to see beyond their sombreros.Originally posted by Witch Hammer View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
I say, what's going on here?WARNING:
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
We'll have things hammered out here in short order, God willing.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Somebody is about to get banned.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Witch Hammer, I just want to say that every time I see your username, I am filled with joy, because it reminds me that God is just, and His justice shall ALWAYS prevail, and He will never let any witch get away with putting a hex on any of His children.
Praise Him!WARNING:
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
I don't think I've heard a better option than BroomBandit. Those in charge: please change my username to this.
Today, Psalm 122:8 is on my mind: For my brethren and companions' sakes, I will now say, Peace be within thee.Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple.Comment
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Yeah, I could work with that.Originally posted by MalleusMaleficarum View Post
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
How about "Butt Pirate?"WARNING:
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
Thank you, Brother. Whenever I see your username, I also am reminded that our faith must be as a relentless, ruthless, unyielding yet loving machine powered and programmed by the Living Word. The enemies of God flee before the onslaught of the machine, but trip and fall over the stumbling blocks satan has placed before them, to be mowed down and ground to pulp by the furiously spinning blades, then burned forever in an unquenchable inferno. Praise Jesus!Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
A precious few will get the picture and hop onboard, as pleases The Lord, for it is His desire that none should perish...except for those who deny His loving embrace.Comment
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Re: Attn: Unsaved Trash "MalleusMaleficarum"
I hope this matter has now been laid to rest, and we will go back to praising our Lord JESUS as He intended.
Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple.Comment
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