Salutations to you, True Believers

[Redeemedbyhim]

Salutations all. I am Redeemedbyhim, but you may all call me Paul. I am most fortunate to have discovered this wonderful website of believers. I come from a land swamped with of homosexuals, and the government does nothing to stop it!

My faith in Christ, Leviticus 20:13 is the only thing that keeps me sane in this land. I believe I will find many alike minds here.

Perhaps a bit more about myself. I found Jesus through my darkest times, and have since realised the great power of his love and have not looked back. If I had not found Jesus when I did, perhaps I would not even be alive today. My only regret was that I had not done seen earlier.

2 Corinthians 4:16-18 is my favourite bible verse.

Yours in Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?

[Alvin Moss]

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I ken from your gratuitous use of the letter "u" that you are indeed a foreigner, probably a Canadian or possibly an Englishman. They and the Austrians are all guilty of this failing. And yet, like your namesake the heathen Paul on the road to Damascus, you were saved and brought to Jesus.

Please do regale us with stories of your strange land, far from America, where the wicked hold sway.

[ThePassenger]

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Salutations all. I am Redeemedbyhim, but you may all call me Paul. I am most fortunate to have discovered this wonderful website of believers. I come from a land swamped with of homosexuals, and the government does nothing to stop it! (...)

Yours in Christ.

A land swamped with homosexuals? A government that does nothing to stop it? You are joking. Where should a land like that exist? I'm sure God would never allow a land like that exist on earth.

You are really good at joking! Fantastic! "A land swamped with homosexuals" ... Whoom! "A government that does nothing to stop it" That's too funny...

Praise to the Lord!

[Jim Farmer]

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A land swamped with homosexuals? A government that does nothing to stop it? You are joking. Where should a land like that exist? I'm sure God would never allow a land like that exist on earth.

You are really good at joking! Fantastic! "A land swamped with homosexuals" ... Whoom! "A government that does nothing to stop it" That's too funny...

Praise to the Lord!

Much like Finland

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?

Still waiting for some answers, Paulie.

By the way, is Paul a viking name?

[Redeemedbyhim]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?

Guilty as charged. I come from Australia, a land that I would not live in but was born into. I have lived 20 odd years on this land God has created. Wife? As our Lord almighty say Proverbs 31:10, virtuous wives are hard to come by.

[Jim Farmer]

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Do you own a kangaroo? What part of that Godless country do you live in?

[Redeemedbyhim]

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I ken from your gratuitous use of the letter "u" that you are indeed a foreigner, probably a Canadian or possibly an Englishman. They and the Austrians are all guilty of this failing. And yet, like your namesake the heathen Paul on the road to Damascus, you were saved and brought to Jesus.

Please do regale us with stories of your strange land, far from America, where the wicked hold sway.

My Brother. What wicked tales do you wish to hear? There is too large a selection to choose from.

Philippians 4:13

Amen.

[Redeemedbyhim]

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Do you own a kangaroo? What part of that Godless country do you live in?

I did once. Jim. Once. Any part of my country is the same plot of land. When you live in a Godless country, a desert of hopelessness. One can only hope to find an oasis Luke 1:37 elsewhere.

[ThePassenger]

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I did once. Jim. Once. Any part of my country is the same plot of land. When you live in a Godless country, a desert of hopelessness. One can only hope to find an oasis Luke 1:37 elsewhere.

I guess there are kangaroos in your home country like horsen in America. Imagine you could ride on a kangaroo: it has a natural bag for a shot gun (that's practical!), and it would be funny to have a ride on it from the mountains to the prairie... yippijahee! Like an avenging angle through the heartland of America! What a real good trip!

[Jim Farmer]

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You can ride them. Children ride them to school.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Imagine you could ride on a kangaroo: it has a natural bag for a shot gun (that's practical!), and it would be funny to have a ride on it from the mountains to the prairie... yippijahee!

Who says Christians have to be dour all of the time!

My ex-wife accused me of having no sense of humour but I said I did have one.

YIC

[ThePassenger]

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You can ride them. Children ride them to school. ...

You mean, the kangaroos go to school in down under?

[ThePassenger]

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By the way, are kangaroos more intelligent than horsen or more stupid? A famous American proverb says, that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Under no circumstances.

But what about the kangaroo? Would it understand the next ride will be, let's say, through the Mojave desert, and it's recommended to drink as much water as you can before the journey starts...?

Maybe that's why there's been no kangaroo skeleton found there in the Mojave desert yet... only dead horsen. Or they have some water containers in their bags... no, then they were camels. i guess they are simply more clever than horsen.

And you've told us before, Jim Farmer, that children ride them to school. Who wonders they are more clever than horsen, then?