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  • nobrain
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2015
    • 3
    #1

    Hello All

    Hi, I am Chris... I am sure you're all thrilled that I am here.
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10274
      #2
      Re: Hello All

      Originally posted by nobrain View Post
      Hi, I am Chris... I am sure you're all thrilled that I am here.

      Indeed we are!


      It is always a joy to meet new sinners who have heard the call of God and found the Forum that can provide them with the information required for Salvation. So much to ask... How did you find Jesus? What is your favorite verse? Have you begat many children or female offspring?

      It is always magnificent to be able to observe the effects of Jesus on sinners and see how they find peace and Joy in Christ!



      John 9:31
      Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

      Glory!


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Hello All

          Hi Chris! Welcome to our friendly forums! I can't wait to hear you Personal Testimony! Tell us How Christ moved you! Tell us where the Holy Spirit touched you! Tell us how you share the Good News with the heathens in this dark, evil, depressing, decrepit world!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Hello All

              Chris is a great name. I wish my name was Chris.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: Hello All

                  Your introduction was rather pithy, Chris. Can you fill us in a little more?
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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