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  • OurLordAndSavior
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    • Mar 2015
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    #16
    Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

    I am upset to hear you say that, I can see from your information you really are an influential figure on this site, is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?

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    • GOD=life
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      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #17
      Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

      Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
      I am upset to hear you say that
      You have not heard the fine Pastor say anything. This is a written medium. It's a small nuance, but people get these things wrong all the time. For example when they read a non-KJV 1611 Bible but they hear a voice in their head telling them to take everything figuratively

      Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
      is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?
      If you are good with God, then the Pastor may be good with you. It is all very logical, very consistent with the (KJV 1611) Bible and very logical. That is True Christianity. Good luck!
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • OurLordAndSavior
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        • Mar 2015
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        #18
        Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

        Many thanks for your kind words towards me, I believe that the Lord is good with me as I have always confessed my sins and would never dream of straying from his path.

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        • GOD=life
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          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
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          #19
          Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

          Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
          His path.
          Good. You do need to work on your capitalization skills a bit though

          It's the little things.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #20
            Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

            Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
            I am upset to hear you say that, I can see from your information you really are an influential figure on this site, is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?
            You can start by renouncing satan and all his works. Then accept Christ Jesus as your personal Savior(c).

            Also, stop being a damned foreigner.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • OurLordAndSavior
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              • Mar 2015
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              #21
              Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

              I am moving to the U.S this autumn. I feel I need to be around people who love thy neighbor no matter what their race, sexuality or country of origin. United we stand as one not as individuals the Lord wants us to take our own oath not to follow His, life is about making your own trail and being proud of it when you look back, if you feel that the way you exile those who are not the same as you is the right path then so be it. I just ask for the respect in return to be able to make my own decisions and mistakes, I do not judge a person on their physical features but instead the features within them, the qualities that make them the human being they are. Some are sinners some are saints, but at the end of it all we are all people. I hope some of you can see the light before it's too late. God gave us the freedom of free will and thought because He wanted us to choose our own path and make our own destiny, the one thing we can't change is our end destination however that is His intention for us. He wants everyone to be different, nothing is true, everything is permitted. I am good with God because God is good with me. Thank you all for reading this and although you may not accept it, I hope you understand my views.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #22
                Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I am moving to the U.S this autumn.
                Fantastic. Legally, I pray. Otherwise we'll have to shoot you Haha, just kidding?

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I feel I need to be around people who love thy neighbor no matter what their race, sexuality or country of origin.
                Very good! We love all sinners equally. As True Christians, we believe that with enough (tough) love, it is possible to get sinners on the straight path. I also really like your list:
                1. Country you're in -- can be changed
                2. Sexuality -- you can pray the gay away
                3. Race -- there have been various high-profile cases where people have changed their race from Negro to white


                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                United we stand ..........
                Hhm, to be honest, that sounds a little bit like preaching. Thing is, we already have a fantastic Pastor and we prefer to get our preachin' from someone thoroughly educated on the matter.

                Listen first, then talk. You will be fine!

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I just ask for the respect in return to be able to make my own decisions and mistakes, ...
                I am confused. God has given us free will. You are entirely free to make whatever decisions and mistakes you desire. Problem is: many will lead you to Hell and that is what we as True Christians want to avoid.

                We want you to join us in Heaven. You have to make that choice though, we cannot make it for you. We can merely try to educate you and others about God's word as it is written in the KJV 1611 Bible.

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I do not judge a person...
                Oh boy. Yes, it IS true that non-Christians are not allowed Christians, but True Christians aren't only allowed to judge, they are commanded to. Let's take a stroll by the KJV 1611 Bible, shall we?

                1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                Do you see? It's written out in pretty plain and clear words.

                Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                Oh, what do we have here? True Christians shalt NOT respect poor people (check!), not honor the high & mighty (check!) and in righteousness we SHALL judge our neighbor.

                Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                Granted, it's not our tongues talking but our fingers typing. Some might consider speech-to-text programs for this purpose...

                Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                OK God, judge we will! Caveat: it must be RIGHTEOUSLY. What is righteous, you ask? Well, what is a better source of righteous than the KJV 1611 Bible. Do you see how True Christianity comes together perfectly?

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                on their physical features but instead the features within them
                That makes sense. Many Homers have visually appealing appearances, we must address the evil that resides inside them. And this is what God commands us to do, in fact:

                John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                Again, do you see how True Christianity is perfect?

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                ... but at the end of it all we are all people.
                False, as True Christians, we are formally without sin.

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I hope some of you can see the light before it's too late.
                This doesn't compute. See the light of a truck?

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                I am good with God because God is good with me.
                That is a pretty bold statement for someone who resides in the wrong country and has no apparent knowledge of the KJV 1611 Bible. Perhaps you are confused with Pastafarianism or other stuff that atheists turn to sometimes. They actually believe it to be true, can you imagine?

                Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                Thank you all for reading this and although you may not accept it, I hope you understand my views.
                No problem at all, we love to help people find their way to God. For example, I volunteer at a center for rape victims where I counsel victims on how to be good with God and thus forgive their rapist.

                I suppose you have to let us know which false views you have before we can help you work through them. I have a much better understanding now of your problems.

                Your homework for the short term is this:

                Read through the ENTIRE KJV 1611 Bible. From start to finish. Don't stop until you are done. I shall leave you with these inspirational quotes:

                Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.


                Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Matthew 7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

                Matthew 7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #23
                  Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

                  Originally posted by OurLordAndSavior View Post
                  I am moving to the U.S this autumn. I feel I need to be around people who love thy neighbor no matter what their race, sexuality or country of origin.
                  What gives you the idea that God wants us to love everyone? The Holy Bible certainly doesn't say that. Do you really imagine that God wants us to love queers? Atheists? Witches? Mudslimes? Come on.

                  Better take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #24
                    Re: Hello Fellow Christians!

                    Welcome Micheal. Do you have friends or family in the States? If none, I'd be happy to meet you at the docks when you arrive, provide a lovely place to stay and offer you employment. Let me know the date and location of your arrival. Wear a white and blue hat. Wait to be approached (there are unsavory non-Christians everywhere).
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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