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Yes, well, Wheels here ... rollin' in! I'm in Scotland where the Free Church of Scotland splits ever week so it seems over some serious matter of doctrine! Looking forward to talking to you all.
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Hello Wheels5894.Originally posted by wheels5894 View Post
Why do they call you Wheels.
Thank you.
Rusty
P.S. You should put your favorite Bible verse it is in the instructions.Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me. -
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Scotland? I hear all the men are forced to drink until they pass out in hopes of distracting them from the shame of having to wear skirts all the time. Is that true? How awful! I'll pray for you!
Tell us dear, are you Saved? Do you Love Jesus more than your own life?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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God have mercy on those required to live in cold and damp Scotland, among heathen alcoholics and worse. Are you saved? It is unlikely, but we know there are a few saved Scots left.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hello.
Have you prayed to the LORD to heal you of whichever ailment that confines you to a wheelchair? Or as they are known in Disney World, obese-mobiles.
Regards, FranklinJust a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomorComment
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Just make sure you don't start babbling in Gaelic (pronounced GAY-LICKOriginally posted by wheels5894 View Post
), and try not to slur too badly. And please don't post lewd photos of your sheep striking suggestive poses.
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