My testimony

[Thomas Taylor]

Gentlemen and ladies of the Landover Household,

Please forgive me as I have been astray for over a year now. I took a sabbatical to walk among men and learn the ways of the world.

It has been an eye opener for me to see the ways in which people deprave themselves (sweat and various other bodily excretions).

Through my research I have found that there are those among us that want to bring about an unholy cataclysm through the malleus mallei prim. This cannot be allowed as it will bring about the downfall of all that is pure.

People. We need to stand up against those who would pervert our cause.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: My testimony

Through my research I have found that there are those among us that want to bring about an unholy cataclysm through the malleus mallei prim. This cannot be allowed as it will bring about the downfall of all that is pure.

Please elaborate, Brother Thomas. I looked up malleus mallei prim and got links to some very nice headphones. Are these headphones evil? (Of course, we know that all headphones are evil that are not used to deliver up sweet songs of praise for our Lord, but that is another topic.)

[Jim Farmer]

Re: My testimony

Well, malleus in that dreadly Romanish Latin language means 'hammer'.
Mallei is the plural of malleus.
Prim is what all good Christian ladies should be. Or in Romanish, prim means first.
So, malleus mallei prim means 'hammer hammers demure'. Which doesn't make sense.
Or 'hammer hammers first' which makes a wee bit more sense, but doesn't really fit in with Brother Thomas' post.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: My testimony

My Dear Brother Thomas:

How I have missed your uplifting posts. They used to make the devil flee and you have no doubt saved many from the fires of perdition through your Spirit filled admonitions. A warm and gracious welcome back, friend.

I am now concerned about the Malleus Mallei Prim. I called a customer of my shop in California who is a teacher of spiritual warfare and he said this was affiliated with the hammer of the witches. Could our own Witchhammer be one of theirs? Surely not!

Please tell us more and share with us how you think we should best deal with this threat. I am also very interested in hearing about your witness of people sweating. How shocking that must have been. I have heard of a group calling itself Diaphoresis Dei, which is roughly The Sweat of God. Surely God's sweat is pure and holy and cleansing?

Awaiting your expert teaching - I remain,

Your devoted friend,
Naomi Ruth Lamb

PS: Dr. Niles has such knowledge of all things, perhaps he, too could share some light on the things you mention.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: My testimony

I do not understand why anyone should use a Latino language. Why not use American language all the time?