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  • AverageBaptist
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    • Apr 2015
    • 3

    #1

    My Introduction

    Hello, everyone! I am new to this church forum and I hope it shall be a wonderful experience! I'm currently in Ottawa, Canada, and I go to Almonte Baptist Church and worship Jesus.

    And that's pretty much my introduction. Go Jesus!
  • AverageBaptist
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    • Apr 2015
    • 3

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    Oh, and my name is Smith Shayswourth.

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    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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      Forum Member
      • May 2014
      • 709

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by AverageBaptist View Post
      Hello, everyone! I am new to this church forum and I hope it shall be a wonderful experience! I'm currently in Ottawa, Canada, and I go to Almonte Baptist Church and worship Jesus.

      And that's pretty much my introduction. Go Jesus!
      And where did they teach you to read?
      Public school?

      Your introduction is pretty much worth nothing.

      Tell us your favorite Bible verse. Tell us how you found Jesus
      Tell us about your sins. Open yourself to JESUS!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
      Revelation 21:8

      Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
      Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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      • Shad and Deb Lamb
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        • Apr 2015
        • 20

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by AverageBaptist View Post
        Hello, everyone! I am new to this church forum and I hope it shall be a wonderful experience! I'm currently in Ottawa, Canada, and I go to Almonte Baptist Church and worship Jesus.

        And that's pretty much my introduction. Go Jesus!
        Smith,
        Why did your mommy give you a last name for a first name? There is no such thing as an average Baptist.

        If you have nuts in your church, does it fill you with Almonte Joy? hahaha olo
        flor

        Smith, you seem to take our Jesus a bit lightly. "Go Jesus" is not the proper amount of respect to show the One that died for your sins.

        I suggest a season of prayer for you

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        • Adam Fag
          Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
          • Jan 2012
          • 646

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Hi Smith! That's a great name! They like you to write a bit more, Church and stuff but I don't mind.

          Does your Church have a band? I like good strong bass (and drums) and know some Church bands are quite good. A clip would be nice!

          Cheers!
          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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