[Beatrice Little]

Re: Lost Soul

Thank you Mr and Mrs Lamb. Your support is appreciated

[Shad and Deb Lamb]

Re: Lost Soul

My father made him marry me.

Glory to God!

Beatrice, I am praying that God will grant you the peace you seek through the proper "handling" of your husband. Shout praises to His Name, He will make a way when there seems to be no way; forever He is faithful!

You will not bear a heavy load without His loving Hand reaching down to help you carry it. His yoke is easy and His burden is light.

The Hands of the Father are strong and so mighty
The Hands of the Father are true
The Hands of the Father will lift up the weary
The Hands of the Father will hold even you.
So lift up your hands to the Hands of the Father
Raise them in praise to the One that gives life;
Reach out and grasp the strong Hand of your Savior,
Allow Him to rid you of sin and of strife.

Our love and prayers,
The Lambs

[Shad and Deb Lamb]

Re: Lost Soul

You know what God says about the uppity? Well, trust me, Missy, you should know. (Nahum 3:5) As the mother of a daughter that has more than once spat in the face of the Baby Jesus, I think I should know.

My dear husband, Shadrach, had to suffer through 2 daughters and now when he comes to read his favorite forum, he has to see your whining and complaining garbage?

You need to find the Lord Jesus as your Savior and then submit to a good Christian man before it's almost too late like our darling Naomi.

Jesus will heal your sinful heart, child, but you must give your life to Him through repentance, baptism, and then bearing a soldier for Him in your womb. Be sure the demons are exorcised from there first! Babes in the womb are particularly susceptible to rectal demons.

In Christ's Merciful Compassion,
Deborah Lamb

[Beatrice Little]

Re: Lost Soul

Let me say that it's great that you took responsibility. Was everything amended with your father? Also: have you written a letter of apology to your rapist yet?

My father made him marry me.

[GOD=life]

Re: Lost Soul

The only time I ever dressed like a slut in jeans and t-shirt, I was raped. I was never raped before that. I've never worn jeans and t-shirt since.

Let me say that it's great that you took responsibility. Was everything amended with your father? Also: have you written a letter of apology to your rapist yet?

[Beatrice Little]

Re: Lost Soul

only sluts get raped

Hello Stacey/Delilah. I feel close to you as we are both newcomers. But let me assure you that it's true that only sluts get raped. The only time I ever dressed like a slut in jeans and t-shirt, I was raped. I was never raped before that. I've never worn jeans and t-shirt since. That's all the proof I need.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Lost Soul

That was a heck of an outburst, Stacey. Are you on your period?

Her husband should have confiscated her iPhone before locking her in her menses cage, to prevent her from irritating The Righteous™ and enraging Jesus on the interwebs.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Lost Soul

That was a heck of an outburst, Stacey. Are you on your period?

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Lost Soul

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, * * *

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical.

Rather ironic, no?

With regard to the rest of your points, in case you somehow haven't noticed, the Landover Baptists back up their beliefs with direct quotations from the Bible. You, on the other hand, seem content to make a long string of unsupported assertions about what God thinks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost Soul

I stumbled across this dreadful forum several months ago and I was disgusted at the content that is posted. Like, I thought it was a joke, however, I then realised you're all deadly serious.

You actually think having an extra chromosome is a 'lifestyle choice?' How exactly does one make the choice to have an extra chromosome before they're even born?

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, Down's Syndrome is most definitely not.

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical. The one that made me laugh was that the world must be flat because if you stick a piece of paper to the bottom of a balloon it falls off. When somebody did this and the contrary happened, you figured it must be Satan messing with you all (never heard of static electricity?) which made me wonder, how does one (or a dozen) come to such a preposterous conclusion?

And the concept of gravity is Lucifer's master plan to corrupt us all? Really? XD

On a more serious note now, any of you victim blaming hillbillies that think children deserve to be raped because only sluts get raped need to be shot (psst, God, I think it's time you flood the earth again.)

Then there of those of you who claim to be tolerant, yet anybody who speaks out of line of your beliefs is banned from the forum. But hey, it's not like it's exactly a nice place to share the Word of God and be, so it's not a loss in the slightest.

Remember this: When you point your finger, there will be three pointing back at you.

God takes pity on all of you, and many of you will be condemned to eternal hellfire which is ironic considering you're under the belief that you shall be the ones laughing at others as they burn. For the sake of your misguided souls, I hope you find it within yourselves to be true Christians, and stop being True ChristiansTM who spew sin and hypocrisy with every strike of your keyboards, revelling in your delusions of grandeur.

Go ahead and ban me from your little online haven, but keep in mind that I couldn't care less. You are not God, you are not omniscient, you are not superior to any other man or woman who walks this earth; you're deluded—the moment somebody confronts you with 'secular scientific religious crap,' *cough* facts, you label them God mocking whores, when it is in fact you in your closed-minded, inconsequential existences that are the God mocking whores—and you're all going to pay for it. When the rapture happens which I see from recent posts you believe was scheduled for several days ago, you will be the ones left behind, for God doesn't want scum like you in His Kingdom of the righteous.

You can accept this fact now and change for the better, or you can wait and see, and then millions of people who see you for the supercilious, satanically corrupt and downright pathetic people that you truly are as opposed to the higher-ranking beings you've convinced yourselves you are will laugh at you, and The Lord will laugh with them.

Now, my work is done here, so go ahead and write what you will, and know that it'll fall upon deaf ears for I do not accept the judgments of mortal men, and I shan't be sticking around to read the bull you people have brainwashed yourselves into believing. I sincerely hope each and every one of you finds the true light you've been looking for with your dimming candles.

Yours,

Delilah (soon-to-be obese/faggot/witch/zit-face/dick/harlot/demon/godmocker/whore/jew (joo?)/feminazi/retard/crip/pervert/inbred/whatever other name you spineless cowards can assign me that'll make you feel better about your puny selves.)

PS: Your Facebook advertisement is rather blasphemous now, isn't it. Are you sure Jesus or God give one about Facebook or in any way want to be affiliated with that corporate mess or this hate filled forum? And you, supposed Pastors... (Disregarding the only one of you who shows any remanence of a soul—Billy-Reuben) I have no words other than may God have mercy on you all which is highly improbable.

God's patience with you is wearing thin.
He will soon smite the impure among you

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. ~Matthew 12:36-37

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Lost Soul

I am saddened when I see individuals led by the Holy Ghost to the Landover forums only to say that they will not be back. It seems so worthless, then, to take time to write such a lengthy post. I suspect the visitor has, indeed, read some of our responses.

Friend, we are such a welcoming bunch. We only damn that which God Himself tells us to damn. Sister Etheldreda gave a stirring bunch of examples from God's Word. But we are not, as you seem to think, ignorant (we share the wisdom of God through His Holy Bible) intolerant (we despise racism and discrimination except as provided for in the KJV1611). You seem to dismiss our opinions related to homosekshuls and retards when we are only reciting what the LORD Himself said. Surely you don't go against our Heavenly Father.

Dear one, I shall pray that the Lord leads you back to us so that we can fellowship anew. I promise the longer you remain with us the more you will learn about how simple the Christian life is!

In love,
NRL

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lost Soul

I stumbled ....tl;dr.....

Welcome friend. Many in life stumble. But the the the help of Jesus, He can show us the path to righteous True Perfection(tm).
God can cure all, whether it be doubt, gayness or retardation and even limb loss or bowel issues.
We just need to pray for God to decide we are worthy. Are you worthy friend?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Lost Soul

Welcome to our forum, unsaved person. We are very tolerant here and all are welcome to some among us to seek Jesus. He is here with us every day. I am sorry that you object to some of God's word, but if you seek Him, all will be clear. I must say that you seem very judgmental, but we can put up with worse than that if there is a soul to save. I hope you come to Jesus and avoid Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Gregory Mitch]

Re: Lost Soul

Thank you. They labeled me as "admitted retard" because I have autism.

We only speak the truth. If you are not happy with being called what you are, consider changing your ways and accepting into your heart. There is still time! Please, know that Jesus can heal any retardation! This is clearly stated in Matthew 17:18, and Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lost Soul

...I found another post by FroYoInfo in the introduction thread where he states that he is not a Christian. Since this makes option 1 a moot point, my premise that option 2 is right only becomes more likely.

I wouldn't go that far. He's probably never read the Bible (he should, it's not that long a book, and it's a lot easier to discuss something when you know what you're talking about), and has taken his "knowledge" of Christianity from others, who themselves have probably never read the Bible, or if they have, they wish to misrepresent it for their own agenda*.

*I mean the clergy. How many people would be happy to throw money in the collection plate if they knew what their God really wants? (aside from the True Christians(tm), of course)