Hello fellow cis white boys

[TheultimatePervert]

Hi. I'm Sythlylariancarthas(if you're not willing to learn to pronounce my name, then you're a racist) and I'm a demisexual, polymorpharomatic, genderqueer(non-phallic non-vaginal presenting), sexual assault surivor(20 times mostly from stare rape), OCD, Asperger's, mid-functioning Autism, PTSD(Yes you can get that from anon hate.. educate yourself) Phobias include but are not limited to: social interaction, bees, spiders, clocks, personal accountability, getting a job, leaving my bedroom, logging off Tumblr, etc. My triggers include(but not limited to): responsibility, maturity, accountability, penis, "grow up", "get a job", etc. My pronouns are vera/veras/veraself

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

A very cautious welcome to you. Please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell us what church you go to, what Bible verse is your favorite, and how you found Jesus.

[TheultimatePervert]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

i dont have to tell u anything. stop pushing me. you are technically raping me :C

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Hi. I'm Sythlylariancarthas(if you're not willing to learn to pronounce my name, then you're a racist)...

Hi, Sy.

...Yes you can get that from anon hate.. educate yourself...

You can get all those from hypochondria, too. Educate yourself.

...Phobias include but are not limited to: social interaction...

I think you need great big hugs from everyone here.

...My pronouns are vera/veras/veraself

Cool. Mine is "His Most Supreme and Serene Highness, Ruler of All He Surveys (and half of what He doesn't), Grand Arbitrator, Head of State of Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, The, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Congo, Republic of the, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Curacao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor (see Timor-Leste), Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, Gabon, Gambia, The, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Holy See, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Korea, North, Korea, South, Kosovo, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Palestinian Territories, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa , San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Sint Maarten, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, South Korea, South Sudan, Spain , Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland , Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand , Timor-Leste, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Yemen, Zambia, and Zimbabwe (but not Canada, because those f***ers are crazy )".

Please use this form of address for me in all cases, either direct or indirect referral. The fact that all of the above is in no way true has nothing to do with anything. DO NOT cut & paste (I've included a few small errors so I'll know).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

i dont have to tell u anything. stop pushing me. you are technically raping me :C

Oh goodness, you poor, tragic thing you. Let me guess, your mother is a Feminist and you grew up in a family having to wash the dishes every night. There is hope for you, dear. In Christ there is no male or female, Greek nor Jew (Galatians 3:28), but that applies only for those actually in Christ (Romans 12:5), and men who are in Christ are most assuredly men (Genesis 3:16). Perhaps you can search your heart for the Root Sin in your life, confess it to Christ, and accept Him into your heart. Let Him heal the pain you've endured at the hands of Andrea Dworkin.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Hello, mate. I presume you work for SJW (San Jose Water Company)?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Hello, mate. I presume you work for SJW (San Jose Water Company)?

I for one will not be Googling anything this dickless and most likely peniless twelve year old faggot says, for fear of getting flagged and/or bombarded with utter perversity in the results. SJW is some sort of queer code, no doubt, like "sucks jerry curled whites" or "Satanic joo whoremaster". There are so many different kinds of queer nowadays that they have as many acronyms as the military, but they are all the same to God. Kindling.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

... they are all the same to God. Kindling.

It is clear that this one will face the fires of perdition.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Hello Sythyl- um...

Hi, friend!

I'm sorry to hear you have so many phobias and those other things you mentioned. I don't know what all of them are, but they sound bad.

Anyway, God is eager to help you with all of those challenges. Are you interested in the Bible?

[A Follower]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Hi. I'm Sythlylariancarthas(if you're not willing to learn to pronounce my name, then you're a racist) and I'm a demisexual, polymorpharomatic, genderqueer(non-phallic non-vaginal presenting), sexual assault surivor(20 times mostly from stare rape), OCD, Asperger's, mid-functioning Autism, PTSD(Yes you can get that from anon hate.. educate yourself) Phobias include but are not limited to: social interaction, bees, spiders, clocks, personal accountability, getting a job, leaving my bedroom, logging off Tumblr, etc. My triggers include(but not limited to): responsibility, maturity, accountability, penis, "grow up", "get a job", etc. My pronouns are vera/veras/veraself

Did you ever come to the right place! We are a fellowship of True Christian believers. That means we are good people, just like Jesus tells us to be.

I'm sure that in the secular liberal world you suffer from a lot of oppression, we know how it is, we Christians are oppressed all the time, but our Lord from the Bible is different. Did you know that Jesus considers stare rape a death penalty crime (Matthew 5:28)? That's why you're safe from sexual assault in Christian communities. You being non-phallic and non-vaginal surely leads to people around you to call you faggot and freak, it's due to the rape culture that permeates liberal college campuses, and the more liberal a college is, the more complaints about rape culture you'll see. Contrast that with how we see people like you, the KJV shows us to treat eunuchs with great respect (Acts 8:27, Isaiah 56:3-5).

You have OCD? Perfect, that means you'll be great at following God's commands exactly, not changing even one jot or tittle (Matthew 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.), there are over 600 commandments in just the Old Testament! OCD over all that and you too have a chance at Heaven!

PTSD? That means you're used to gruesome things, that'll do you good when reading the Bible, God tends to get a bit creative in punishing evil doers

You can't handle personal accountability? God is responsible for everything that happens. It's not your fault (Romans 8:29-30: For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. 30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified)

You don't want to get a job? As a girl you aren't expected to. You'll do just fine keeping home for your husband, even if you aren't a real woman who can't get children: Psalm 113:9

He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.

And don't fear you'll be triggered by the Bible, we Christians are very pure and prudish, we'll never be explicit about carnal relations, the KJV does not use the word "penis" even once!

[objective minister]

Re: Hello fellow cis white boys

Demisexual? That comes from the root word demigod, which comes from pagan worship. Demisexual? More like Demonsexual.