Introducing Myself

[Junkinator]

I thank Jesus that I woke up this morning, and for that, I am grateful.
I have come here to seek guidance to escape my, eh, ungodly lifestyle. My belief has dwindled into near nothing, and I am living in the most godly area of the world: Alabama. I feel I have failed the local, godly people around my community by being a complete heathen.


I await the Lord to touch me, and to save me from a flaming eternity in the pits of Hell filled with degenerates, and Muslims. I wish to magnify His name, and make His presence be stronger in my life. I will even install video cameras in my home so that you God-fearing people can see what needs changing in my life, if I need to.


I have made small changes in my life to combat my heathen ways, such as listening to the local gospel station in the car so I can receive Christian wisdom while awkwardly bobbing my head along with others watching me from their car. However, I still have a long way to go.
With that, I bid you pious people a good, God-filled day.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Introducing Myself

I bid you a cautious welcome then, fellow. My first advice is to not be misled by some of the atheists who come here, such as the two above.

That said, you seem to have missed the fact that salvation is only possible through a personal relationship with Jesus. You must renounce your disgusting, sinful lifestyle and come to Jesus, else you will burn in Hell.

It is true that Alabama is Godly country, but, as is the case in even Godly areas, the wicked are also many in Alabama. There is gambling and drinking of whiskey on offer in many areas. There are also many Yankees and Democrats who have shown up, drawn by the available air conditioning.

Are you a Negroe? We are skilled in helping Negroes to salvation.

God Bless!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Introducing Myself

...pits of Hell filled with degenerates, and Muslims

There is a distinction between the two?

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Introducing Myself

There is a distinction between the two?

All muslims are degenerates but not all degenerates are muslim.