Hello loves.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello loves.

I wasn't mocking Jesus ma'am. I apologize for the confusion.

A cautions Welcome to you, young Lady. You seem to have your heart in the right place and you are seeking Jesus in earnest. However, please do not be too hasty in your posting, for instance, Mr. W. Hammer would not probably appreciate being called a "ma'am".

Proverbs 29:20
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.



But, do not worry, if you persist, be patient and learn, keep God's commandments (all of them), get a baptism and do some marital begetting (1 Timothy 2:15), Jesus will eventually Redeem you and you have a chance of seeing HEAVEN with us!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello loves.

I wasn't mocking Jesus ma'am. I apologize for the confusion.

Who are you calling ma'am?

[ShinyToyHunter69]

Re: Hello loves.

I wasn't mocking Jesus ma'am. I apologize for the confusion.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello loves.

Sir, I have already read the rules of this Godly site. I mean no disrespect Pastor Ezekiel. Also, I was trying to make a joke about my name being saved, I realize that there is no such passage. I apologize.

Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, and neither do we, witch.
Galatians 6:7

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

I'd be $h!tting bricks right about now if I were in your shoes.

[ShinyToyHunter69]

Re: Hello loves.

Sir, I have already read the rules of this Godly site. I mean no disrespect Pastor Ezekiel. Also, I was trying to make a joke about my name being saved, I realize that there is no such passage. I apologize.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello loves.

My name is Rachel (I'm automatically saved, because I have a biblical name), and my favorite bible verse is:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
8. Deuteronomy 23:1
Obviously it's from the King James.

ISIS are all muslim faggots.
I hope we can all be friends.

Dear Addle-Headed Girl;

Kindly post the Scripture that backs up your claim of being Saved by virtue of your name.

What church does your father take you to? What's your best pie? Please share more with us about the sins you have wallowed in.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[ShinyToyHunter69]

My name is Rachel (I'm automatically saved, because I have a biblical name), and my favorite bible verse is:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
8. Deuteronomy 23:1
Obviously it's from the King James.

ISIS are all muslim faggots.
I hope we can all be friends.