[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Humble greetings

Thank you so much, ma'am! I am honored by such kindness and consideration and look so forward to learning all that the true Bible has to offer. Thank you also for the compliment on my name. My father thought that, since I am feeble and have the usual womanly failings, such a name would help to guide me to true purpose. My full name is Faith Prudence Garret. I have birthed two sons and currently carry what we hope will be a third.
I confess, I have longed to return to America where my family came from, to where my parents always spoke of true and good Christians, living as God intended, where His word could be spoken with pride.
I will speak to my dear husband and seek his opinion. I know he craves a life where he is no longer forced to sully himself by mixing daily with unsaved cretins and blasphemers! He says that he is daily confronted by whores and faggots, who attempt to lead him astray, but he is strong and spends many nights trying only to save their souls and return them to Christ. Blessed man that he is.

I am beyond words with happiness at the welcome I have received. There is good in the world and God has lead me to it. Glory be to Him!

In service of our Holy Father

Faith

Prudence is a good trait to have -- and as women, I've noticed a lot of women lack it even more than we do! I'm soon giving birth -- I'm due in a month and a week to my firstborn -- I was married 8 months ago.

Why did you and your family move from the godly USA to godless England? Your area sounds rife with sinfulness, and while CA is full of fags and sinners, our compound is not, so women can be about without running into countless sins and sinners. You'd of course be in the visitor section, where we closely monitor you to check whether you are ready to join society in full, but it will still be an improvement of where you currently are!

[FindingMyWay]

Re: Humble greetings

Congratulations on your marriage and your blessed child! Such happy news. My sons are my greatest gift from the Lord.

My parents moved from American in the 60s. My father is a pastor who felt compelled to try and save the heathens in England from their sin after a mass influx of immigration here from the West Indes and India. Sadly, I hear that the problem has only worsened, but my father has said that he feels he cannot return home until God's word is returned to this country. He is a good, righteous man and I am awed and humbled by his faith.

My husband has asked that I take a short dictation from him which follows:

'Good day,
I am Henry Garret and Faith is my wife. I've long admired the work of Landover Baptist Church, which is why I directed her here when she began to ask questions that I have no time to answer. I'm thankful that you have all been so patient and kind to her. She's not especially bright and can be tiresome with her constant queries. I apologise for her quoting from a false Bible. It was a gift to her from a cousin and I had supposed it harmless, but never taken time to look at it myself, since I always study the KJV which her father gave to me upon our marriage.
As to the suggestion that we might come to join you in your wonderful sanctuary, we would be honored and only to happy to do so at the earliest opportunity. This country is lost, I fear, and I long to be amongst fellow true believers and be cleansed of the dirt I have been forced to live in and raise my sons in. Please tell us how this might be achieved and I will take whatever probationary measures needed to prove our faith.

Glory to His name!'


In service of our Holy Father,

Faith

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Humble greetings

Birmingham. I haven't seen much of it myself, but my husband tells me that it's rife with blasphemy and depravity.

You have my sympathy, Faith dear. My husband once had cause to visit there and was nearly crushed to death on the streets of what we later learned was the official European Capital of Obesity. Bad enough to be surrounded with depraved sinners, without the added fear that they might fall on top of you. You are wise to stay at home.

Tell us, what church do you go to?

YiC
Joanna

[FindingMyWay]

Re: Humble greetings

Oh, goodness! Your poor husband! I do hope he wasn't left with any permanent scars from his visit to this awful place.

I am administered to by my father from what I now know is the King James Version Bible. He does not trust English churches and says that they are full of liars and sinners, especially here in Birmingham. He says that all of the churches have been taken over by mosques and synagogues, with no place for good Christian worship to be found. It is unsafe for someone so simple-minded as me to risk going out into it and risk being tainted.

I do not know how we would cope without his guidance. I do hope we can be free of this place soon and able to worship in a place of safety and true understanding.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Humble greetings

You little ladies sure do prattle on, I'll tell you what.

YIC

[FindingMyWay]

Re: Humble greetings

I am so sorry, sir. I hope I haven't offended or distracted anyone from their most important Godly duties. My husband tells me that I do have a terrible habit of doing that. I may have become over-excited at being among the company of such learned and good people and quite forgot myself.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Humble greetings

You little ladies sure do prattle on, I'll tell you what.

Bless you for your tolerance of our frivolous ways, Brother Dr Niles.

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: Humble greetings

...Holy Father,

Are you a Catholic?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Humble greetings

Are you a Catholic?

Eucharista

Are you?

[Raybird]

Re: Humble greetings

Faith

Do you and your husband practice Christian Domestic Discipline?

Ray

[Raybird]

Re: Humble greetings

Hello Faith

Do you and your husband practice CDD?

Ray

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Humble greetings

Hello Faith

Do you and your husband practice CDD?

Ray

Ray,

Faith seems like she is a dutiful Christian wife, so all Christian marriages include Christian Domestic Discipline. God requires that, if women and their husbands want them to get them to heaven (as well as obey 1 Timothy 2:15).

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

P.S. Please don't double post.

[Raybird]

Re: Humble greetings

Hello Faith

Welcome.

Do you and your husband practice DD or CDD?

Thanks

Ray