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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
    You people are so Gullible it's too funny
    Christ will laugh last, mocker, and at your expense!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
    You people are so Gullible it's too funny
    Oh, do tell (but make sure to use the "Quote" function to clarify whom you are addressing, thanks).

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  • Amen Jungle
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    You people are so Gullible it's too funny

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  • Esther B.
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
    I am also a virgin, sir, if that is of any concern. My witch of a mother disowned me, due to the fact that I refused to sleep with the leader of her coven. I am glad I have found this site, and I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible? I do have child bearing hips, and would assume I am fertile. If you, as a man, think I am worthy in my heathen ways to be seeded, you can ask around, you don't need my permission.
    First of all, I'd like to extend a very cautious welcome to you. It is quite nice to see a heathen who is willing to repent of her sinful ways. It is quite shocking to see a druid who refuses to have shameless premarital intercourse with the men of her coven.

    If you would like to find a husband, you need to start by reading the KJV 1611 Bible and then you need to make an effort to become a modest and Godly woman who is worthy of being married to a True Christian™ man. If you wish to know more, you can take a look at the thread in the Prayer Shack forum.

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  • Amen Jungle
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Druidism is a foul cult of human sacrifice and phallus worship, rife with homosexual underpinnings. It disturbs me to see that this young and obviously abused woman has no ability to repent, though like all souls, hers cries out for the love of Jesus.

    The first thing you must do, young lady, is learn to read. Then you can make use of the KJV 1611 Bible and stop pestering us with these inane questions.
    Wise words there. Especially from a man who's tag line is hates anal sex...and trees!?! It's definitely worth hating on trees, I mean who needs to breath right!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Druids ARE witches. Enjoy hell.

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  • The Lord's Hammer
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    She should be the one pitying you, as she has shown a willingness to learn from the True Christians™.

    At the least, she's kept her mess confined to one thread, where it's easier to clean up.
    As do i.

    I have been spending much time you your study section.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
    My heart goes out the this woman...
    She should be the one pitying you, as she has shown a willingness to learn from the True Christians(tm).

    At the least, she's kept her mess confined to one thread, where it's easier to clean up.

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  • The Lord's Hammer
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    My heart goes out the this woman. Such a wasted life indeed . Why are you not married and pregnant? Why do you deny the Lord and a man their sons?

    Please. You must bury you nose into the word. You must shake off this sin you have accepted and accept JESUS. You need to find a man that you can serve and to make children for the Lord.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Druidism is a foul cult of human sacrifice and phallus worship, rife with homosexual underpinnings. It disturbs me to see that this young and obviously abused woman has no ability to repent, though like all souls, hers cries out for the love of Jesus.

    The first thing you must do, young lady, is learn to read. Then you can make use of the KJV 1611 Bible and stop pestering us with these inane questions.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    I have received several well-intentioned personal messages from some of the old busybosy hens ladies of Landover who have suggested I take this whore of Satan as my bride while my seed is still good.

    Witch girl, would it kill you to upload a profile pic, that I might determine the likelihood of you bearing offspring that are pleasing to God's eye?

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  • Des
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    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Flogged, you say?

    We need to get you a husband, girl!

    I wholeheartedly agree.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
    ...I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible?...
    2 dense 4 Jesus, imo.

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  • UnsavedDruidTrash2U
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    I am also a virgin, sir, if that is of any concern. My witch of a mother disowned me, due to the fact that I refused to sleep with the leader of her coven. I am glad I have found this site, and I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible? I do have child bearing hips, and would assume I am fertile. If you, as a man, think I am worthy in my heathen ways to be seeded, you can ask around, you don't need my permission.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
    If I could afford a motel to turn tricks in I'm sure I could afford a bible. The only thing I have in my possesion worth anything, is this laptop, and in my heathen ways, I'm sure the True Christian God has directed me towards those who can show me the light. And if what I am reading in the blessed forums is true, then I am not worthy of a husband.
    Any fat @$$ed, run-of-the-mill repentant slut can get a husband...just ask my wife.

    If you love Jesus, are fertile and have child bearing hips, you're a shoe-in for a righteous seeding...shall I ask around?

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