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Are you currently menstruating, or have you menstruated within the last 7 days?
Are you currently menstruating, or have you menstruated within the last 7 days?
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no i had a miscurage on my 9th child i dont do that no moreOriginally posted by Fred Hall View PostComment
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Can someone translate this for me? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.Originally posted by Shaniqua Jenkins View Post
Is it applying for a job?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hello young lady, I congratulate you on your eight children. Your husband must be very pleased.WARNING:
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thanks but he gone. i caut him with hood rat taquonya in that ally by the fried chicken talkin bout it aint what it look like knowin it was what it look like and knowin i know cause that the line i used to use. he aint ever pay no child suport no way. always talkin bout im a thug and im a gangsta. dont thugs and gangstas usually make some money?? anyway he gone. and i ain't lookin for no job here i get the EBT.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostComment
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LOL, that's a good one. They are easier to understand when they don't type with their feet.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCan someone translate this for me? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.
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Shaniqua,
Welcome to the friendly Landover forums, where you will never have to worry about the things you people always whine about like being treated differently just because you're colored, having to endure the sound of car doors being locked as you walk by, and superior races changing to the other side of the street as you come near. No - none of that here. In fact, as long as you know your place, the only thing you'll have here is the love of Jesus surrounding you and making you happier than little black Sambo in a patch of fresh watermelon. Glory! We welcome all people and believe that everyone deserves the chance to worship in spirit and in truth with like-minded people.
So do tell us more about your walk with Jesus and why His peace and contentment are the only things worth living for. If any of us use words you don't understand, just ask and we'll translate it into black for you. Again, we are so happy to see another soul seeking the truth of our Lord.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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A quarter white? I think Jesus can work with that.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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i hope so. i be busy a lot but i try to post when i canOriginally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostComment
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Well I will add that man to my prayer list. Hopefully he will get right with Jesus before it's too late.WARNING:
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