Prelude of Doom

[Mephisto Pheles]

'Sup, humans. My name is asshat but it's probably unreadable by your eyes.
You can call me with the name I used the last time i visited your world, Mephistopheles, but Mephisto is okay too.
I just wanted to let you guys know that Judgement Day is really close now, and I'd like to propose a deal. In exchange of a small payment (to your liking: it can be money, people, souls...) I can grant you a special status in Hell, as soon as this world is over.

If you are interested, please contact me so that I can let you sign the contract.
To do so just write this on a mirror, or another reflective surface: ɯ•616•⛧

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prelude of Doom

Hey Jamal, why not tell us what church your mother tried to set you straight in, which Bible verse you run from, and what sin you decided to pursue instead of Christ's Love? Leave the fan-fic stuff to Tumblr.

[Fred Hall]

Re: Prelude of Doom

Hi Demon,

Does your mommy know you're on the internet today looking at gay midget porn and trying to get a reaction from the good people here at God's favorite forums?

[Mephisto Pheles]

Are you looking down on me? If I were you I wouldn't.

I lived a life full of gluttony and sin... having sex with whores and sometimes even with the farm animals

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I'm just offering a service to whoever is interested.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prelude of Doom

Are you looking down on me? If I were you I wouldn't...

Says the kid playing Satan on a Baptist Church webforum.

...I'm just offering a service to whoever is interested.

You're offering a "service" that you cannot provide (even if you were who you claim to be).

Read the Bible, and find out just how powerless Satan is, according to that book (which, btw, is our only evidence that Satan even exists).

[Shaniqua Jenkins]

Re: Prelude of Doom

'Sup, humans. My name is Ͽ̶ͫͬͯ̒̅͋͒͐̓͑̄͜͏̡̕ ̂ͧ̾͆̾͌ͯ͐ͣ͌ͥ̿̈́̈̑ͥ̇̚̚͏̷̨̡͘ ̸̨̡̍̋ͫ́ͪ͐ͤͩͤͩ̑̓̿̓̑͂́́̀̚ ̵̛ͤ̓ͭ͑ͮͨͦͭ̀̿͌̋̓̈́̄̂͘͡.̧̓͛͌ͨ͆-̸̵̸̛̒͒ͬ͛ͬ̅̄̄̔͒́ ̡͛̓̓͐̾͗̽ͯ̓̊ͨ͗̅ͬ̑͠͏̴൦̄͆͒̿̾ͤ͆͂̽̂͌ͭ̂̐͆̏̿͑͟͟ ̨̨̛ͮ̓̑͐ͩͤ̓́́̀͢ ͆̒̀̈̐͆̊ͨ̂̂̌́͝҉̢͜ ̢̏͌ͣ̈̾̿̑ͩ͏๛ͪ̑̉͐̾̈́͂̆̿́̚͡ but it's probably unreadable by your eyes.
You can call me with the name I used the last time i visited your world, Mephistopheles, but Mephisto is okay too.
I just wanted to let you guys know that Judgement Day is really close now, and I'd like to propose a deal. In exchange of a small payment (to your liking: it can be money, people, souls...) I can grant you a special status in Hell, as soon as this world is over.

If you are interested, please contact me so that I can let you sign the contract.
To do so just write this on a mirror, or another reflective surface: ɯ•616•⛧

can i change my vote for who gay?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Prelude of Doom

can i change my vote for who gay?

No, but you can't fool me. I know you Democrats like to vote early and vote often.

[Shaniqua Jenkins]

Re: Prelude of Doom

No, but you can't fool me. I know you Democrats like to vote early and vote often.

demcrats is all gay. i dont be votin for no homo

[alooneymoron]

Re: Prelude of Doom

demcrats is all gay. i dont be votin for no homo

Girrrlllll, How you gettin a free cell phone and cheese if yo dont be votin Demcratt?

[eggcake]

Re: Prelude of Doom

Hello evil creature.
Please do not waste God's precious bandwidth

[mananee]

Re: Prelude of Doom

why not tell us what church your mother tried to set you straight in.
***removed link to ornameltal advertisment for extramatiral fornication***

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prelude of Doom

why not tell us what church your mother tried to set you straight in.

Yeah, that's what Mary said. Church, not casino.