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  • Jez4HeyZeuz
    Forum Member
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    • Aug 2008
    • 19
    #1

    Hey Eliot

    I changed my profile picture. Is that better?

    I can't figure out how to respond to you in my profile nor reply to your PM, so I figured I'd do it here.

    Do you have PMs turned off or something?
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Hey Eliot

      You are not granted persission to send and receive pm's.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Jez4HeyZeuz
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 19
          #3
          Re: Hey Eliot

          Awww, how come?

          I changed my profile pic again

          I can't even respond to the PMs sent to me or the messeges left in my profile? How am I supposed to compare bible quotes with my fellow posters?
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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: Hey Eliot

              You are taking steps in the proper direction.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Jez4HeyZeuz
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                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 19
                  #5
                  Re: Hey Eliot

                  Yay! Ok, good.

                  So how do I respond to messages left in my profile?

                  I wanted to tell you that, yes, those horns are growing out of my head. I'm 1/8 Saphardic, and I guess it's a dominant gene.

                  So F'ing cool, hahaha.
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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324
                      #6
                      Re: Hey Eliot

                      I think you need to ask an Admin very nicely to allow those rights.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Jez4HeyZeuz
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                          • Aug 2008
                          • 19
                          #7
                          Re: Hey Eliot

                          A big, strong admin like you?
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                            • Jez4HeyZeuz
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 19
                              #8
                              Re: Hey Eliot

                              Ok, good Christian sir, I got dressed. Now can I have PM privilages? Pretty please?
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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hey Eliot

                                  I am trying to get that done. You are indeed trying. Every journey begins with a small step.
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • Jez4HeyZeuz
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 19
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hey Eliot

                                      Yay! Blessed be, brother boo

                                      What do you think about this for my signature?

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                                        • eliot mayfield
                                          God Squad
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hey Eliot

                                          What would Jesus think about it?


                                          Originally posted by Jez4HeyZeuz View Post
                                          Yay! Blessed be, brother boo

                                          What do you think about this for my signature?

                                          Matthew:
                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                            • Jez4HeyZeuz
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                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 19
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hey Eliot

                                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                              What would Jesus think about it?

                                              Dang, you're right. I should've donated my hymen to the relief of an area that isn't festering with dirty heathens.

                                              Do you think if I pray really hard, it'll grow back?
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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hey Eliot

                                                  Originally posted by Jez4HeyZeuz View Post
                                                  Dang, you're right. I should've donated my hymen to the relief of an area that isn't festering with dirty heathens.

                                                  Do you think if I pray really hard, it'll grow back?

                                                  1 Corinthians 6:9-11

                                                  Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                                                  Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

                                                  And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • eliot mayfield
                                                      God Squad
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 9324
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hey Eliot

                                                      What is your favorite verse?
                                                      Matthew:
                                                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                        • Jez4HeyZeuz
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                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                          • 19
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hey Eliot

                                                          Umm, well I'm not much for book learnin'. Maybe you can help me. Is there a good verse for a woman getting smacked around by her husband? I'm looking to catch myself a God-fearing Christian man with a nice paddle or strop
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