Hey Eliot

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

Umm, well I'm not much for book learnin'. Maybe you can help me. Is there a good verse for a woman getting smacked around by her husband? I'm looking to catch myself a God-fearing Christian man with a nice paddle or strop

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

What is your favorite verse?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

Dang, you're right. I should've donated my hymen to the relief of an area that isn't festering with dirty heathens.

Do you think if I pray really hard, it'll grow back?

1 Corinthians 6:9-11

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

What would Jesus think about it?

Dang, you're right. I should've donated my hymen to the relief of an area that isn't festering with dirty heathens.

Do you think if I pray really hard, it'll grow back?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

What would Jesus think about it?

Yay! Blessed be, brother boo

What do you think about this for my signature?

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

Yay! Blessed be, brother boo

What do you think about this for my signature?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

I am trying to get that done. You are indeed trying. Every journey begins with a small step.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

Ok, good Christian sir, I got dressed. Now can I have PM privilages? Pretty please?

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

A big, strong admin like you?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

I think you need to ask an Admin very nicely to allow those rights.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

Yay! Ok, good.

So how do I respond to messages left in my profile?

I wanted to tell you that, yes, those horns are growing out of my head. I'm 1/8 Saphardic, and I guess it's a dominant gene.

So F'ing cool, hahaha.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

You are taking steps in the proper direction.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: Hey Eliot

Awww, how come?

I changed my profile pic again

I can't even respond to the PMs sent to me or the messeges left in my profile? How am I supposed to compare bible quotes with my fellow posters?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey Eliot

You are not granted persission to send and receive pm's.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

I changed my profile picture. Is that better?

I can't figure out how to respond to you in my profile nor reply to your PM, so I figured I'd do it here.

Do you have PMs turned off or something?