[Rabbi Goldschlitz]

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My dear Pearl. I commend your desire to overcome fear and ignorance, even in a small way as this. The secret is genetics...and Ausie firm hold mousse

LOL. Mr. Earl, (I do not know how to pronounce your...name, so I will just call you Earl) it was most definitely not a "small way"...I usually only ask questions to my husband Franklin, men, or people whose names are found written in THE BOOK OF LIFE. However, I appreciate your response, and will look into that product. I do not wish your genetics, of course.

Perhaps my Walgreen's will carry the mousse; it is where I get most of my Beauty products.

(LOL that fish is just too DARN CUTE!@!!!!!)

Walking with Christ,
Pearl

Pearl, you may call me Avi. Walgreens is a fine chain that was started by Samuel Walgreen in 1936. A devout Jew and a mensch in our community. I am sure they will have many fine products for you

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Pearl, you may call me Avi. Walgreens is a fine chain that was started by Samuel Walgreen in 1936. A devout Jew and a mensch in our community. I am sure they will have many fine products for you

MY STARS!!!!

I had no idea that Walgreen's was of Jew nature...

Perhaps I will begin to take my business elsewhere, to a more AMERICAN store. CVS is only a few miles down the road.

Walking with Christ,


Perl

[Rabbi Goldschlitz]

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Ah yes, CVS is another fine Jewish company. We thank you for lining our pockets err I mean supporting Jewish businesses

[Elmer G. White]

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This is the only Histaphel in the Old Testament. It's is suggestive of submission to God. To reflect back worship onto he who does the evil. Histaphel is found in the Torah as well but it is not used in day to day speech. 99% of my congregants think Hebrew is a home beer making kit for men.

Dear Mr. Goldschlitz,

I return to this once more. Obviously this the only root that uses Hishtaphel in the OT but I still would like to clarify the subtle meanings of this when it occurs elsewhere. If we take it from the ten commandments (Exodus 20:5) as the negative imperative לֹֽא־תִשְׁתַּחְוֶ֥֣ (the Leningrad Codex has this form) it is certainly submission but to idols. Is it this mentally sincere but flawed state that this verb form reflects?

I am sorry to hear that your congregation is more interested in sparkling beverages than the Bible. Perhaps there are lawyers there who could do charity and assist me with some lawsuits I'm being forced to deal with? Regarding the Hishtaphel, are you sure you are not committing this very thing towards a deficient concept of God when you refuse to accept the Word of God, Jesus?! This is very disturbing as you seem to be a polite man. Do you still follow this rule, incidentally?

John 9:22
These words spake his parents, because they feared the Jews: for the Jews had agreed already, that if any man did confess that he was Christ, he should be put out of the synagogue.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

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...99% of my congregants think Hebrew is a home beer making kit for men.

So, as a True Jew™, why aren't you giving them grief for their waywardness?

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, Mr. Goldschlitz. I am Harsha Shah ( I am a schoolteacher) and I am being tolerated here although I am not a Christian. Yes. I am very happy to see a person who is of his own faith, yes. I hope I am not offending you but I would like to ask you some things. You are saying that the people over here will not be going to Heaven. They are telling me that you will not go there. I would like you to explain why two peoples who are reading of the same book are arriving at such different conclusions? Yes! Why are you thinking that these people will be lost? They have been explaining to me that you are lost because you are not having faith in their Jesus and they have the Bible to back up their claims. Yes. How are you justifying your claim?

I can comfort you that I am in the same situation as you are as I am a secular person and while my family is Jainist I am not very strict. Yes, I am following ahimsa and vegetarianism. Are you following the food restrictions of your Bible? Would you consider vegetarianism a good solution to these problems? Are there any forbidden vegetables expect the one fruit (yes, I am joking a bit, eh?)?

I am sorry if my many questions are offending you. Yes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Christ-Killing joo;

This is a forum for Christians. What part of "Unsaved NOT Welcome" did you not understand?

Piss off.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Son, my dearl Pearl awoke me to tell me the story of what was going on.

You are a liar. Walgreen's was not founded by jewish, yamaka-wearing, tight, cheap, horse-drawn-carriage trash.

She is only so lucky that I am a man and have a sensible head on my shoulder, as guided by the LORD.

I struck her once, for she should be aware to never wander down this path again.

You are a jew, you are also a liar. Proverbs 12:22

Have fun in the lake of fire, heathen. And if you should try to cross my dear Pearl once more, I am here in the LORD's armor.

Regards,
Franklin

[MitzaLizalor]

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Wow, this is turning into a real heathens’ love-in.

As it happens the connection between Shylock and the antics of jewry from the historical record—that is the real historical record, not the one cooked up to discredit Jesus—had an airing not half a week ago. But welcome to the forum and I hope that Jesus reaches out to you as He repopulates The Promised Land you're not one of those freaks who wants to reinstate sacrifices are you? Jesus paid the price to atone for even the vilest of miscreants, but as we know from the isolationism of practising Hebrews you would rather stick to dietary minutiae overturned by God Himself rather that call in for coffee & a savoury vol au vent.

INGREDIENTS
2 ripe avocados
300 mls sour cream
1 tsp tabasco sauce
1 tbs sweet chilli sauce
some vol-au-vent pastry cases (prepared earlier)
bacon rashers cut into strips

METHOD
STEP 1 Fry bacon until cooked through, but not crunchy. Place bacon between kitchen towel to remove excess fat.
STEP 2 Combine avocado, sour cream, pepper, tabasco and sweet chilli sauce, mix well.
STEP 3 Use a teaspoon to spoon mixture into vol au vent cases, ensuring they are filled without air bubbles.
STEP 4 Fold bacon strips and place fold into mixture to create a 'butterfly wings' effect.
STEP 5 Place on a tray and bake in a preheated oven at 180ºC until case becomes crispy or change colour and bacon is also crispy.

The Merchant of Venice
ACT I scene 3

BASSANIO If it please you to dine with us.

SHYLOCK Yes, to smell pork; to eat of the habitation which
your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into. I
will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you,
walk with you, and so following, but I will not eat
with you, drink with you, nor pray with you.

Yes, well we may wonder. The Israelite priesthood operated outside its remit and as a result was blasted from its sinecure. Jesus was very clear on this point but the status of corrupt clergy and the sacrifices they offer did not require a Jesus did it. Subsisting on deception, plotting against The Son of God, feigning holiness and rorting the system is its own reward.

ACT IV scene 1

SHYLOCK Nay, take my life and all; pardon not that:
You take my house when you do take the prop
That doth sustain my house; you take my life
When you do take the means whereby I live.
look up

Psalm 40 parallel text NOTICE IN PARTICULAR VERSE 6
Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto me, Aha, aha.

We know, because Jesus has told us HERE that the Kingdom is taken away from its original custodians. When Jesus returns to marry us wouldn't you like to be among the number prepared as a bride adorned for her husband? And there is a way. Now I have heard how you people like to twist the words of Isaiah to mean something more suited to the bizarre theology you've cooked up over the last couple of millennia, so I'm not going to ask you about Isaiah because I already know I'll simply disregard whatever comments you regurgitate and instead will direct you to another of your prophets whose words were fulfilled and how could that be if they weren't really prophets or the prophecies were unfulfilled. That's right: it couldn't.

Malachi 3:1 KJV
Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts.

AND SURE ENOUGH HE DID

Mark 1:1-3 KJV
The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God; As it is written in the prophets, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee. The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.

Now perhaps there are some who wonder whether this Hebrew having heard The Good News, that his religion is defunct, has leapt in his heart with joy the glad tidings accepting? That is not for me to say and of course I never intrude teaching or comment with my posts which is why I'm happy to include Scripture, allowing it to speak for itself. God knows whether His spirit is alive and working in the Goldschlitz for Salvation and which spirit otherwise must be active. And I hope that is not seen as any sort of prejudice: we were all wretches before accepting the precious gift of Atonement by The Blood of Jesus and I like he was vile from birth just as God has explained so frequently in The Bible. The REAL Bible. Turn with me to Ephesians to find out the answer to this important question:

Ephesians 2:1-3 KJV
And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and sins; Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience: Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.

So once again I'd extend the hand of friendship Mr Goldschlitz and we'll see how your responses develop as we assess which spirit shakes your leaves. There are many interesting threads explaining God's Word and we look forward to your conversion story. Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus! Thank you LORD.

[Jim Farmer]

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Harsha, I wonder how much that yid knows about Jainism. The Jainist flag:



The Jain symbol:



At least Jainism has something going for it. Jooism has no redeeming features.

[Roland]

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Hello Jim,

Not only Harsha has her religious symbols slandered by a group of fascist that left Europe in ruins just over 70 years ago. Pirates have become victim too:

[James Hutchins]

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I have to laugh at a non-Christian group, one that was so frightened of almighty power of Jesus as to try to kill Him by nailing Him with spikes to a cross then burying Him only to have Him rise from the dead three days later. Seriousy, a joo-bastard is making up fantastical stories about Heaven not existing? Next think you know the hook nosed wack job will be pushing his Easter bunny stories to sell more HOLLOW chocolate bunnies. Christian bunnies are solid chocolate, through and through.

[Fred Hall]

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Its also funny to think about all the Jooish stores out there that celebrate sell during Christmas... selling overpriced gifts during the holiday season to Christians... making a fortune no doubt. They're still profiting off of Jesus, even though they were the ones that killed him. Its funny to think how Jesus will have the final laugh when they're all burning in hell.

[Harsha Shah]

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Harsha, I wonder how much that yid knows about Jainism. The Jainist flag:



The Jain symbol:



At least Jainism has something going for it. Jooism has no redeeming features.

Yes, Mr. Farmer, It is Harsha Shah here. I am answering you. I do not really care for the symbols of our religion. The swastika is now being so strongly linked to nazism that it is not possible to show this ancient symbol without that association. Yes. I hope I am not being offensive but I am thinking that you may be mistaken about my relationship to my religion. I am not taking it literally. I am not sure about karma but I am thinking that reincarnation is probably a myth. Yes. The atoms of our body are reincarnating, certainly yes, but the conciousness is just evaporating. The symbols are important to some of us but I am thinking that this symbol is forever corrupted by recent history. Yes. In this I am similar to your religion, eh? You should not be bowing down to any idols. Yes. It was being mentioned in this thread. I am not bowing down to the swastika. I would not mind it being abolished as the Jainist symbol. It is not my symbol. Yes.

[Des]

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I'm not convinced this Goldschlitz fella is really a joo. How many days has he been here, but has yet to propose a single pyramid scheme? Think about it. Nobody has lost a single penny so far.