From A Land Downsyndrome

[Back against wall]

Gidday from Australia. I hate my country, everyone here is retarded.

I don't worship in a temple as everyone (mostly) that goes to them in Australia is a fagot. I don't trust them. Friends visit me at home and we praise Jesus in my backyard the safety of my home.
Personally I don't like to leave the house much because I don't believe in conspiracies and we aren't allowed to carry guns in my country, because fagots, retards and downers govern it.
I'm being taken through the bible at a pace time allows. I am a slow learner, shoot me.

Luke 1:71 Salvation FROM OUR ENEMIES, And FROM THE HAND OF ALL WHO HATE US

My only question, why the frig is there a watermelon icon for posts, made me feel all dirty when I seen it.

[Roland]

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Gidday from Australia. I hate my country, everyone here is retarded.

I don't worship in a temple as everyone (mostly) that goes to them in Australia is a fagot. I don't trust them. Friends visit me at home and we praise Jesus in my backyard the safety of my home.
Personally I don't like to leave the house much because I don't believe in conspiracies and we aren't allowed to carry guns in my country, because fagots, retards and downers govern it.
I'm being taken through the bible at a pace time allows. I am a slow learner, shoot me.

Luke 1:71 Salvation FROM OUR ENEMIES, And FROM THE HAND OF ALL WHO HATE US

My only question, why the frig is there a watermelon icon for posts, made me feel all dirty when I seen it.

Hello Back,

Welcome to this forum. As for being a slow learner: not compared to many new members we get here. At least you managed to post your favorite verse and the way you are starting to find Jesus. As for the watermelon: you need to make a small hole in the top, take a bottle of vodka, remove the cap of said bottle and jam it upside down in the hole you just made in the melon. Wait 24 hours and serve cold.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Back against wall]

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Thanks Roland. I read the rules before registering. This is your house, not mine. I know my place.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Gidday from Australia. I hate my country, everyone here is retarded.

I don't worship in a temple as everyone (mostly) that goes to them in Australia is a fagot. I don't trust them. Friends visit me at home and we praise Jesus in my backyard the safety of my home.
Personally I don't like to leave the house much because I don't believe in conspiracies and we aren't allowed to carry guns in my country, because fagots, retards and downers govern it.
I'm being taken through the bible at a pace time allows. I am a slow learner, shoot me.

Luke 1:71 Salvation FROM OUR ENEMIES, And FROM THE HAND OF ALL WHO HATE US

My only question, why the frig is there a watermelon icon for posts, made me feel all dirty when I seen it.

Young lady, you seem very angry. Rather than asking questions that can easily be answered with the search function why not tell us about how you started your walk with Christ?

YIC

[Back against wall]

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My walk with Christ started with blood on my hands, shirt and shoes, followed by handcuffs and enough blows to the head by a gay pig that I was hospitalized for 2 weeks. It was in the hospital bed that I had my spiritual experience and was told that there is another way and I don't have to attack one by one, God has a bigger and better approach to cleansing. I believe God told me that whilst unconscious.

Not sure if you need correcting, but If I was a woman I'd not of found Landover Baptists. But like I said, I know my place.

[Back against wall]

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I'm not here to debate, I don't know enough nor do I claim to be smart enough. I'm here to read and if possible ask a question when given the strength. I posted out of respect for being admitted at the administrations discretion.

[Esther B.]

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Gidday from Australia. I hate my country, everyone here is retarded.

I don't worship in a temple as everyone (mostly) that goes to them in Australia is a fagot. I don't trust them. Friends visit me at home and we praise Jesus in my backyard the safety of my home.
Personally I don't like to leave the house much because I don't believe in conspiracies and we aren't allowed to carry guns in my country, because fagots, retards and downers govern it.
I'm being taken through the bible at a pace time allows. I am a slow learner, shoot me.

Luke 1:71 Salvation FROM OUR ENEMIES, And FROM THE HAND OF ALL WHO HATE US

My only question, why the frig is there a watermelon icon for posts, made me feel all dirty when I seen it.

Welcome! It's so nice to see that someone has actually followed the instructions at the top of this forum. I do have one request for the future, though. When you talk about the Bible, please make sure that the first "b" is capitalized. Also, please don't quote verses from a Bible that isn't the King James Version.

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome then. This is the friendliest forum on the internet and it is open to all saved persons who seek congress with other Christians. We are familiar with Austria and have had much discussion about the sin that is rampant in that country and all of the Norwegian areas. We often suffer attacks from the many unsaved wretches of your country, them who object to our attempt to bring them to Jesus.

Please let us know of your adventures as a Christian in such an uncivilized place. Why do they make you leave your weaponry at home? Are there other Christians who live near you? Tell us everything and what shall we call you?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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A very warm welcome, young man, or Grüß Gott as you say in your country. Tell me, what exactly does Grüß mean? I have often wondered - well, perhaps not so much often as occasionally. Maybe twice. But it's just a figure of speech.

I am sorry to hear that you are all retardeds over there. But with God's help you can become almost like a normal person.

Who is taking you through the Bible?

All the very best dear, and I look forward to getting to know you better.

[Back against wall]

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Sister Esther. Capital "B" for Bible. My preference is 1611 King James Bible, I hope you approve.

Brother Alvin. To answer your questions;
I have also heard that Austria (& the Norwegian areas) are impure and I doubt ever going there in fear of being incarcerated for attempting to do Gods work to cleans the sinners and send them directly to Hell. As much as I have found God my impulses to subject evil to a wrath has not left me, I am however working on it with the help of those guiding me.

We have a similar problem in Australia where as the minute you leave your front door you are confronted with sinners and a lack of defense for the cleansing. Cleansing in Australia is considered a crime. As to your question on weaponry, I proffer to call it self defense. Australia has Anti Gun Laws.
Christians in my area I suspect are all guilty of Beastiality. The people in my street avoid my home by a good 500 yards in fear of being set fire to (figuratively speaking.

I have been called many things, in prison I was called Sinblaster due to my habits of cleansing impurities. I was then known as Sin for short. I do not expect anyone to call me Sin here, it's not a label I chose nor do I have any sentimental attachment to it.
Again, as outside, it is apparently frowned upon using any form of self defense regardless of ones beliefs. Beating S...n out of a brother with a ceramic toilet seat is also looked down upon within the walls of incarceration.


Sister Joanna. Grum Gott I am not failure with. A "Grub" is someone who is physically unclean. "Grubby" I will be honest and state that I have in fact never used the term. It is a term that was used more so by out Grandparents.

I am being taken through the Bible with the same person whom literally beat me with one in prison. The man is 25 years my elder. At 65 he was the only man who ever got the upper hand on me, the day he beat me senseless was the day I learned humility. When I first seen this man I asked him what he was reading and I remember his words very clearly "Let me give you a closer look" it was then I tasted blood in my mouth and felt a weight lifted as fast as the blood from the wound he inflicted upon me with a shank made from an old toothbrush, left my body.

I appreciate your warm welcome.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome in Christ, young man! Your passion for Jesus is a breath of fresh air to read here in Freehold. So many filthy god-mockers trouble us every day, pretending to love God, but insult and ridicule us and our Savior, as sure as if they were to smack the baby Jesus across the face with a used Huggie.

Do you have plans to escape the cesspool of Australia, and the culture of wickedness?

Even when I turned to Christ and chose not to pack mud any longer, it was the bushies that gave me the most trouble in quitting my reprehensible sin. Never seemed to matter when or where, even here in the US. There was always a cane toad or sand groper that wanted to snatch me for an anal sex tryst in the bushes, or copulation in a dunny glory hole. What is it with homosexuality "down there"? How does anything get done with all the incessant fagging?

Stay firm in your walk with Christ.

In Him

[Des]

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The tyrannical Austrian regime has a callous disregard for the Christian citizens there. Nowhere is that disregard more pronounced than in their draconian laws against firearms. The average Austrian lives in the Subaru Outback, and must transverse thousands of miles to reach the nearest mall. During that harrowing trek they are defenseless against the man-eating crocodiles, the fierce Bunyip, the rape-minded Aboo, the killer Dropbear, bloodthirsty wallaby, thorny devils, flying foxes, Yowie, death metal emus, and the toxic koalas.

Frightening, truly frightening. And this is what Obama wants to do to us!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Gidday from Australia. I hate my country, everyone here is retarded.

I don't worship in a temple as everyone (mostly) that goes to them in Australia is a fagot. I don't trust them. Friends visit me at home and we praise Jesus in my backyard the safety of my home.
Personally I don't like to leave the house much because I don't believe in conspiracies and we aren't allowed to carry guns in my country, because fagots, retards and downers govern it.
I'm being taken through the bible at a pace time allows. I am a slow learner, shoot me.

Luke 1:71 Salvation FROM OUR ENEMIES, And FROM THE HAND OF ALL WHO HATE US

My only question, why the frig is there a watermelon icon for posts, made me feel all dirty when I seen it.

Gdady matey, and welcome to God's favorite forum. How many abos do you own? Were you privileged enough to see any of my sermons when we had the famous Landover Baptist Mission to Austria?

[Alvin Moss]

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During that harrowing trek they are defenseless against the man-eating crocodiles, the fierce Bunyip, the rape-minded Aboo, the killer Dropbear, bloodthirsty wallaby, thorny devils, flying foxes, Yowie, death metal emus, and the toxic koalas.

Don't forget the yodeling; and the polka. The polka is just too much to bear.

[Back against wall]

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Welcome in Christ, young man! Your passion for Jesus is a breath of fresh air to read here in Freehold. So many filthy god-mockers trouble us every day, pretending to love God, but insult and ridicule us and our Savior, as sure as if they were to smack the baby Jesus across the face with a used Huggie.

Do you have plans to escape the cesspool of Australia, and the culture of wickedness?

Even when I turned to Christ and chose not to pack mud any longer, it was the bushies that gave me the most trouble in quitting my reprehensible sin. Never seemed to matter when or where, even here in the US. There was always a cane toad or sand groper that wanted to snatch me for an anal sex tryst in the bushes, or copulation in a dunny glory hole. What is it with homosexuality "down there"? How does anything get done with all the incessant fagging?

Stay firm in your walk with Christ.

In Him

Halo Brother Harold Porter, I very much appreciate your welcome.

I do have plans to escape this cesspool called Australia, unfortunately my only choice at the moment is Canada which may cause a problem on a few different levels.

1. If you have so much as a traffic offense in Australia the Canadian border patrol detains you in the rear. As my lost of sins goes far beyond running Japanese people off the freeway I am afraid that I will be incarcerated and embarrassingly sent back on arrival.

2. I would have to associate with Mennonites which is a scary thought as I don't know how to speak German. Also I have no will to be brainwashed. My wife is Canadian and it was a daunting task to help her escape her Mennonite family.

Cane Toads are a vile disgusting creature and run wild like plague here in my part of Australia. They say for every Australian there is a cane Toad that resembles them in both looks and Nature. It took 3 years to find my likeness and 3 hours to kill it. They spit poison (Devil spit) hence the time it took.

The incessant fagging is a problem but not near my home. I have signs by my door.

The tyrannical Austrian regime has a callous disregard for the Christian citizens there. Nowhere is that disregard more pronounced than in their draconian laws against firearms. The average Austrian lives in the Subaru Outback, and must transverse thousands of miles to reach the nearest mall. During that harrowing trek they are defenseless against the man-eating crocodiles, the fierce Bunyip, the rape-minded Aboo, the killer Dropbear, bloodthirsty wallaby, thorny devils, flying foxes, Yowie, death metal emus, and the toxic koalas.

Frightening, truly frightening. And this is what Obama wants to do to us!

Des it takes me 55 minutes just to get to a store and buy milk. the firearm issue gets better the more remote you are. One can be lucky enough to be pulled over buy a racist police officer and be excused for the firearm knowing there are at least 75 miles of abo's between you and the local produce shop.

Gdady matey, and welcome to God's favorite forum. How many abos do you own? Were you privileged enough to see any of my sermons when we had the famous Landover Baptist Mission to Austria?

Halo Pastor Ezekiel

I will be honest I refuse to travel to Austria from Australia as I have been warned about there incessant masturbation issues apparently causing wide spread illiteracy and poor eyesight. I have enough problems already with my poor lung issues.

I no longer own any Abo's as the stench was impossible or at least too time consuming to bare. As much as I own a large property it still seems to waft its way into my ventilation. You need a large property to keep Abos, they don't seem to survive very well in confined places, like the back of a police paddy wagon. They call it "Death in custody Syndrome"
Abo's aren't very good drivers and they seem to band together especially when handouts are concerned or potato wine coolers are available. They beat their woman but this doesn't make up for all their shortcomings.
Also, there is a risk. Our Government, as already stated in here, is dreadfully weak and fear the Abo's in case of further law suites. If a flock of Abo's successfully tackle you to the ground and stick a flag in your anus there is every possibility they could legally claim you as your rightful owners. Nobody here understand this understanding. This is why when we are out in public it is imperative that cheap wine is on hand so as to throw out into the open at any sign of danger.
I wish the Government here would hurry already and provide them with their own string of casinos so as to send them on to extinction.

Don't forget the yodeling; and the polka. The polka is just too much to bear.

I also agree Alvin. These things are best left to whores and homo's