my introduction

[billcipher45 (Quarantined)]

hello i am a 21 year old christian currently studying to become a geologist in Arizona i have sinned all my life doing marijuana with my homies, then acting like a negro, but it wasn't till i found jesus i changed my ways how can i be saved ?

[Back against wall]

Re: my introduction

¿ pǝʌɐs ǝq ᴉ uɐɔ ʍoɥ sʎɐʍ ʎɯ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ᴉ snsǝɾ punoɟ ᴉ llᴉʇ ʇ,usɐʍ ʇᴉ ʇnq 'oɹƃǝu ɐ ǝʞᴉl ƃuᴉʇɔɐ uǝɥʇ 'sǝᴉɯoɥ ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ɐuɐnɾᴉɹɐɯ ƃuᴉop ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ llɐ pǝuuᴉs ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ ɐuozᴉɹ∀ uᴉ ʇsᴉƃoloǝƃ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ ƃuᴉʎpnʇs ʎlʇuǝɹɹnɔ uɐᴉʇsᴉɹɥɔ plo ɹɐǝʎ Ɩᄅ ɐ ɯɐ ᴉ ollǝɥ

Ok young Lady lets try that again without the the mockery. Perhaps you could also tell us how you found Jesus and what your favorite Bible verse is. Do you know why your text is upside down? It's because that is how it looks when you are staring up from Hell.

[billcipher45 (Quarantined)]

Re: my introduction

hahahahhahahahha bro you such a pathetic man

[Back against wall]

Re: my introduction

hahahahhahahahha bro you such a pathetic man

Bro? I highly doubt we are related. No father of mine would lay with a Messycan Whore. I suggest you quit while you're ahead and just tell your friends you put us all in our place. I'm sure the other girls will high five you and share a crack pipe with you in awe of your achievements.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: my introduction

Brother Back, one minute she's pretending to be a Christian (how do we know she's pretending? well, writing Christian with a small c and Jesus with a small j is always a giveaway) and 10 minutes later she says this, on another thread:

listen mormons my father comes from Ecuador which is located in South America i have visited there it's not a bad country they may be catholics and of mestizo origin but why are you god fearing pussies talking crap about such a beautiful continent when America is becoming a shit hole thanks to that faggot donald trump don't judge them

She seems to have a real problem with capitalization, doesn't she? Is this a hispanic thing, or just a dumb thing? Also, she thinks we are Mormons!

hahahahhahahahha bro you such a pathetic man

There are a couple of extra aitches in there, I think - or missing aitches, depending on whether you spell it ha or hah. Apart from that, jolly well done!

I will ask my children to pray for you, dear.
YiC
Joanna L-V

[Back against wall]

Re: my introduction

Thank you Sister Joanna. I do believe we have a Genius on our hands.