[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: greetings

Well hello there Teddy! I am extremely excited! I'm just super excited that you've come to praise the Lord in God's Favorite Forums™! I see you are a wonderful height for a boy your age! Perhaps you'd make a great camp counselor some day because you are the same height as our 12 year old boys! All we need to do first is work some of your old sin out of you to cleanse you up for Jesus! Praise God, YES! I just can't wait to fellowship and pray with you! Are you planning to visit us on the Straight Boy's Bus Bible Blast Roadtrip next summer? We can always swing by and pick you up! You might be surprised how much fun you can have worshiping Jesus! You will almost certainly be very surprised!

PRAISE GOD! OH HALLELUJAH! YES!

[Didymus Much]

Re: greetings

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent...

Oh, but I do (according to the Bible), and what's worse, I know what I have to repent for, yet still refuse to. That makes me the absolute worst possible human being imaginable. In fact, I'm thinking of getting some fringes for my prayer shawl*, and not hanging them from the corners, just to piss God off that little bit more.

...Furthermore, why do you ask Jesus to repent for his presumed sins?...

I think that's just a language thing, but they still haven't told us why they're offended when someone thinks they're female.

*edit: reference Deuteronomy 22:12

[Roland]

Re: greetings

Of course he needs to repent!

For being a filthy atheist who spits in the face of Baby Jesus with each his breath!

Hello Basilissa,

Where I wrote: ¨doesn´t need to repent¨ I had better written ¨doesn´t feel the need to repent¨. This is also a bit presumptuous so I´ll shut up for now.

Kind regards, Roland

[Basilissa]

Re: greetings

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent.

Of course he needs to repent!

For being a filthy atheist who spits in the face of Baby Jesus with each his breath!

[Roland]

Re: greetings

hi didymus much how's it going still being a athiest i see praise the lord Jesus to repnt your sins

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent. Furthermore, why do you ask Jesus to repent for his presumed sins? And what sins did he commit? Did I sin better?

Kind regards, Roland

[Back against wall]

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hi didymus much how's it going still being a athiest i see praise the lord Jesus to repnt your sins

You must be able to hold your breath for a very long time.

[tedalmos]

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hi didymus much how's it going still being a athiest i see praise the lord Jesus to repnt your sins

[Back against wall]

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why are you addressing me as a female when i am clearly a male i even said my name is ted ? but god bless

I have a good sense of smell.

Why are you upset about it?

That is a most excellent question Didymus. You often ask good questions. Perhaps not always the right questions, but non the less.

[Didymus Much]

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why are you addressing me as a female when i am clearly a male i even said my name is ted ? but god bless

Why are you upset about it?

[tedalmos]

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why are you addressing me as a female when i am clearly a male i even said my name is ted ? but god bless

[Back against wall]

Re: greetings

Almo was about 5'3 and he could count to 17. Young Lady I'm not convinced. If you aren't who I claim you are, what number on Sesameseed street do you live in?

[tedalmos]

Re: greetings

sir i am not communist nor do i roleplay in sesame street that show is satanic as it portays gay couples earnie and bert thank you and god bless

[Back against wall]

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I guess if you had a job as an extra in one of those revolting hobbit movies, you'd need to stay a dwarf unless you were prepared to re-train. Maybe Alamo is a New Zealandish name?

I think that she may possibly be a Commie. Almo is one of those Sesameseed street animals that has an arm up its arse. I think we should call Freehold Security.

[Nobar King]

Re: greetings

Hi Theodore,
I'm always looking for new friends, however, at this time I'm looking for friends that are a litttle bit older than you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: greetings

What surprises me is why he has not prayed to be normal height.

Maybe he has but maybe Our Lord isn't listening. This is why I asked what church he goes to. Alamo sounds kind of hispanic to me.

Who want's to be a dwarf?

I guess if you had a job as an extra in one of those revolting hobbit movies, you'd need to stay a dwarf unless you were prepared to re-train. Maybe Alamo is a New Zealandish name?