[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I can speak the American English

I laughed when you fell off your chair.

Do you always travel with your Brothers?

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Thank you sistren. You are a kind woman. The girls in Babylon they like me. I can speak the American English

Based on the writing sample you've given us: no you don't, sweetie.

The Methodists at my school were from Indiana. That is a state in Babylon. Do you know it?

They have a place called "Indiana" in Mesopotamia? Cool.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

His coming was foretold by His Excellency the Prophet Fred Garvin.

What? You mean THIS guy?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Why are you here, boy? We are here to praise Jesus Christ.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Truly, the has led you here to help with our Ebonics Bible translation project!

Praise !

Thank you sistren. You are a kind woman. The girls in Babylon they like me. I can speak the American English and I speak the English of the Maroons. And I speak the English of my young days in the Gardens. The Methodists at my school were from Indiana. That is a state in Babylon. Do you know it?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The white man rob I and rob the Black man to be the slaves. So I speak the English and I can speak the English that you can understand I. Yes I know the ways of the white man but I am still a nigger to you.

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Truly, the has led you here to help with our Ebonics Bible translation project!

Praise !

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Don't they teach them to speak understandable American English on the island of Jumanji?

And does anyone else find it funny how these coconut island jiggaboos mouth off about how horrible the White man is, but still slit each others throats for a chance to partake of our higher education?
If we're so evil and they are so wonderful, why aren't they enrolling at Jungle Bunny University on Black Cannibal Island?

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

HIM lives yet as a monk in the hills of Ethiopia.

He lives in a welfare bungalow and on Mon, We, Fri's he smokes Satans pole.

I can help you to a better overstanding of Jah and the law.

I can help you with a festering welt or two on your back. You really should have them and wear them proudly.

Hi honey, if you do not want to use the language of your "oppressor" (I assume you mean White Man), why don't you stop using American alltogether and instead communicate in some other language? There are some 7000 languages spoken on Earth to chose from, you know.

I hope that was helpful.

It's because he's a short fat lonely Accountant from Detroit and wouldn't know a Rasta from Pasta.

dribble

STFU. Thanks. Bye.

[Roland]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The white man rob I and rob the Black man to be the slaves. [...]

Why?

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The white man rob I and rob the Black man to be the slaves.

Why do you rob black men to be slaves?

What does that even mean? Do you rob them so much that they have to enter some sort of indentured servitude?

Why would you do that, honey?

So I speak the English and I can speak the English that you can understand I. Yes I know the ways of the white man but I am still a nigger to you.

Would you like to enroll in our Ex-Negro progrm?

I have been to the white Methodist schools in Tivoli and so I now learn great things from the white school in Wisconsin but they are not Methodists.

Um, yes. I see that they did not teach you how to read and write. I guess, what else to expect from some lame Italians, and there has never been anything good that came out of Wisconsin.

This I am owed by the sweat of my fathers.

You have two fathers?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The white man rob I and rob the Black man to be the slaves. So I speak the English and I can speak the English that you can understand I. Yes I know the ways of the white man but I am still a nigger to you. I have been to the white Methodist schools in Tivoli and so I now learn great things from the white school in Wisconsin but they are not Methodists. This I am owed by the sweat of my fathers.

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Isms and ians are the language of the oppressor. I reject your white labels. Babylon wants to keep the Black man down. You have no overstanding of Jah Ras Tafari. I type with my fingers and I speak with my tongue. How do you do it white man?

Hi honey, if you do not want to use the language of your "oppressor" (I assume you mean White Man), why don't you stop using American alltogether and instead communicate in some other language? There are some 7000 languages spoken on Earth to chose from, you know.

I hope that was helpful.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Now I see that there is a little sign that says this is a dope fiend. I do not use drugs or even beer. I keep clean as I am told by Jah.

Revelation 22:2 tells us to take the leaves from the tree of life that are the healing of the nations. The healing is from being closer to Jah. The ganja is not a drug.

I can help you to a better overstanding of Jah and the law.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Ah, yes; the works of Bob Rogers. Ras, Mon, you can (and must) do better. It is Jesus, who is the Lion of Judah. It is He to whom we shall, one day, bend our knee and profess as Lord. I've already got the bent knee (and the avatar.)

And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof. - Revelation 5:5

Yahmon it is Yeshua who is the Lion of Judah and Ras Tafari is Yeshua who is the Lion of Judah. He is come now to be the King. He is God on Earth. His coming was foretold by His Excellency the Prophet Marcus Garvey.

HIM lives yet as a monk in the hills of Ethiopia.

[Rodrigo]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The Holy Piby say there is no Heaven and there is no Hell. Paradise is in Africa.

Ah, yes; the works of Bob Rogers. Ras, Mon, you can (and must) do better. It is Jesus, who is the Lion of Judah. It is He to whom we shall, one day, bend our knee and profess as Lord. I've already got the bent knee (and the avatar.)

And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof. - Revelation 5:5