[Nobar King]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

. I will be an African engineer and possibly the President of Africa after a time.

Good luck, mr. Wookie.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Thank you Mr. King. My own personal hero is the Honourable Marcus Garvey who served as the Provisional President of Africa. I hope to be as successful as he was.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I have had a meeting with my counselor and she thinks that I may not be well suited to be an anesthesiologist so I have decided to become an engineer. My opinions on the use of ganja as a medicine for sick people were not well received and I think this change will work out best for everyone. I will master mathematics and build bridges in Africa to assist in the revival of the Black man in Africa. I will be an African engineer and possibly the President of Africa after a time. In the new Africa everyone will have equal opportunities.

While the important part of the world would certainly frown on the man performing surgery or building a bridge being a brain-addled dope fiend, I imagine Africa is far less discriminating. I'm sure you will construct some of the most geometrically precise mud huts in the country.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The newest trend in Nigeria and especially Lagos which is the Paris of Africa is to follow American building techniques. Now all they want is vinyl siding. In Africa they like the pastel colors like green and yellow and blue. Blue especially is very popular. Mud huts are only used out in the country these days.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The most serious problem facing the country of Africa today is the presence of millions of Negroes who are not guided by White men. These Democrat schemes to have actual Negroes in charge of governments in Africa are doomed to failure. Further, it is foolish and dangerous to allow these Negroes to arm Negroe policemen and Negroe armies. We see on a daily basis the result of a few armed Negroes on the streets of America, where we have policemen who are not Negroes. Imagine the chaos if the Nigerian Army was to come over to godless Baltimore or some other wretched Yankee city. After the welcome party, they would likely steal the entire city including the toilets.

No, Negroe rule in Africa cannot be allowed. We will have to put a stop to it before they destroy the entire world.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

No, Negroe rule in Africa cannot be allowed. We will have to put a stop to it before they destroy the entire world.

This is very true. After all, the White race has taught the Negroes everything that their minds are able to absorb, and they turn around and mess it up. Take rap music, for instance. Whites taught the black man how to rap in 1974, and in just 5 short years the Negro had turned it into garbage.

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I find niggero wrapping imperative to stop the stench of decay.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Mr. Rasta,

I would like to share an interesting personal anecdote and then make an observation. First the anecdote:

I work with a lady whose name is Roz Stafarini. She is all the time called Mrs. Stafarian although her actual name is Italian and she is a papist (doomed for hell fire). Isn't that interesting?

Now the observation:

You started this conversation speaking all nigra-like and then when people pointed it out, you started using more appropriate language and grammar. This, to me, is a sign of some form of deception, which is common to people of color. I pray you find JESUS, the true Lion of Judah, who is the Son of the living GOD and whose temporary death has opened the way for us poor sinners to reach our Heavenly homes one day when He decides to return for us. We have been patiently waiting for over 2000 years and we know that soon He will break the clouds with a mighty shout and the sound of a trumpet as He calls us to live and reign with Him forever and ever. Unfortunately, your view will be obscured by rotting flesh, sulfur, and the fires that burn eternally. We'll wave at you if you're polite to us here. Wear a colorful baseball cap or something so we'll know which of the millions of burning souls you are.

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I am a graduate of the Methodist school in Kingston and the white people there taught me all about good penmanship good composition manners and most of all they taught me all about white people. It is a chore for me to communicate in your American English because it is almost a foreign language to me. I can thank the Methodists for my considerable skill in communicating with you white people. I am most at home with the language of my youth but the white people in charge here do not like the Negro talk. I was sharply rebuked by Mrs. Mary Etheldreda for my backsliding ways and I have promised to do better and to mind my composition. I am happy to be here to tell you white people the truth about Jah Ras Tafari.

As you know I am a student at the University of Wisconsin where I have recently changed my major to engineering. I am not certain that this is the proper course for me and it may be possible that I would make a better lawyer than engineer. What do you think? There are not enough Black lawyers. They will be needed in the new Africa.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

it may be possible that I would make a better lawyer than engineer. What do you think?

Oh, definitely! I'm sure that African divorcees need help deciding what percentage of the mutually-owned single clay pot each party gets, visitation rights on the flies, etc. Or you could go into abstract law and draw up deeds to massive tracts of barren, infertile land so the African warlords would know whose turf they were cutting villagers heads off in.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Thank you Mr. Des for your advice. That service will probably be in demand. But I was thinking about class action lawsuits against the white oppressors and writing up treaties and agreements between free African nations ruled by Black men. I could wear a robe and carry some kind of African staff. Such men will be needed in Africa. You have such men in the State of Utah which is here in Babylon but they are not Black men and I don't think they are lawyers either.

[Des]

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Thank you Mr. Des for your advice. That service will probably be in demand. But I was thinking about class action lawsuits against the white oppressors and writing up treaties and agreements between free African nations ruled by Black men. I could wear a robe and carry some kind of African staff. Such men will be needed in Africa. You have such men in the State of Utah which is here in Babylon but they are not Black men and I don't think they are lawyers either.

Well, I'm sure that your engineering or lawyering will be just as excellent as your knowledge of geography. Gosh darn those Ishtar worshiping Latter Day Saints with their cylinder seal Book of Mormon.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

We have Morman missionaries here in Madison Wisconsin and they ride bicycles. They dress alike as if they were the assistant manager at Kentucky Fried Chicken and they are white men. They have given me a Book which they say is their bible. It is called the Book of Morman. I read part of it and it seems pretty exciting. They have swords and large armies but it is a little hard to follow. I have not seen them wearing any robes and they don't have a staff.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

You know, all of this reminds me of a business venture my dear friend and financial advisor, Free Market Fred, talked me into late last year.

Apparently, some words can manage to garner negative connotations for some reason. So his plan was to market a resource found in Africa under a different name; Space Diamonds.

What we did was buy out the African Space Program.



After dismantling the project, which took all of 2 liters of gasoline and a cigarette lighter, we founded a new agency.



Most of our overhead comes from the heavy security details. The other employees earn about 78 US cents a day, which Fred tells me equals about $500 in their money. I've flown out to tour the facility and see exactly what they are doing on 3 occasions, but each time Fred has landed me in Thailand instead. Not that I'm complaining. My investment has seen a 14,800% return in just 10 months. I have no idea what those spear chunkers are really doing, but as long as the money keeps rolling in, I don't really care.

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

They have swords and large armies but it is a little hard to follow.

I see you like Metaphors. It's OK, we know all about you. It's safe just to say "A large army of men raped my anus with their large penises and it will be a hard act to follow"