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  • martin41
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2015
    • 1
    #1

    Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

    I was just wondering if anyone had happened to be familiar with this site and what they might have thought. [MIDGET SEXUAL FETISH WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
    Your Brother In Christ,
    Martin
    "I come not but for the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

    The Covenant was made with the physical seed (sperma) not the spiritual seed (sperma) of Abraham.

    Jesus was not a jew.
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-17-2015, 06:50 PM. Reason: Keep your perversions to yourself.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

      Here is where you introduce yourself, dear. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • I Man Rastafari
          Possibly retarded pothead
          • Oct 2015
          • 1019
          #3
          Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

          Hello Martin. These Christians do not like people who act up. Do not be nasty. And they like good composition.
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Samuel Hubbard
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jul 2015
              • 64
              #4
              Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

              What is this crazy babble? The Covenant would never be made with Abraham's physical seed because it's not what a man's seed is for. It's only to be used for creating Soldier's for Christ with one's wife. Any other purpose is sinful and not tolerated by God. If you want proof, take a look at Genesis 38:9-10.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

                  Look here, Martin, we are not interested in your sexual deviancies. What is it you want here? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Back against wall
                      Guarding his purity against all comers
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2015
                      • 1241
                      #6
                      Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

                      Welcome (I think)

                      I've never met a person that claims to be a Martian before. What planet do you claim to come from? Do you look human or do you dress in cosplay (like others recently here)

                      It has been an exciting week. This week God has sent many to test our Good Faith. We have had:
                      A Messycan that is looking for a relationship with someone who can draw templates.
                      A little girl from Detroit that thinks she is a black niggero reggae singer from the heathen country Afrocia
                      A young lady bulldyke who likes dressing up as a Wizard.

                      And they're the least testing visits we've had.

                      So what of you young Nymphomaniac Martian, are you here to find Jesus and be accepted into all of Gods Glory? Or are you just here to yank our dedicated chain?

                      I truly hope you are looking for God, because this is all the right places.
                      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050
                          #7
                          Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

                          Dear Semen Enthusiast,

                          No.

                          Hope that helps.
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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 8451
                              #8
                              Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

                              I don't know exactly what the title of this thread means, but as you are not a Christian it sounds like a matter for the genitourinary surgeon rather than for us. Have you seen a doctor?
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                                • BrotherLarry
                                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2014
                                  • 2266
                                  #9
                                  Re: Dual Seedline Christianity Identity

                                  Originally posted by martin41 View Post
                                  I was just wondering if anyone had happened to be familiar with this site and what they might have thought. [MIDGET SEXUAL FETISH WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                  Your Brother In Christ,
                                  Martin
                                  "I come not but for the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

                                  The Covenant was made with the physical seed (sperma) not the spiritual seed (sperma) of Abraham.

                                  Jesus was not a jew.
                                  Martin, Martin, Martin. <sigh>

                                  Jesus was a CHRISTIAN, just like GOD is a CHRISTIAN. I just don't get why people have to make things so complicated when all you have to do to please God is to accept everything He says as the truth, do everything He says without stopping to think of how it might look or sound to those around you, and live each day expecting Him to return. The latter should be no problem at all, since we have had over 2000 years of experience waiting on His soon return! How hard can it be? He's coming back, and it could be this moment!

                                  As for all this "seed" business, Jesus said we would know people by their fruits. Are you in agriculture? Abraham and other Joos were blinded way back then because they didn't yet know Jesus. You are going to confuse yourself if you keep searching the Interwebs for various doctrines and dogmas and such. The ONLY authority is the King James Bible - 1611 version! In its pages, we learn that GOD is the only God, Jesus is His only Son, and we are taught every single thing we need to know to get by in this world. The best part is that we also know how to prepare for the next world - our home in Heaven.

                                  Such a great God we serve. I hope you'll find His truth soon. It isn't tough. Millions of Christians live the life God commands us to live and we don't worry at all about seeds or stuff.

                                  COME LORD JESUS
                                  BrotherLarry
                                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                                  Amen and Amen

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