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  • Greetings family.

    Just got done praying and reading the Bible for a bit, just something I like to share. Anywhoo.

    I first came across this site while searching up something on Google. The logo of Jesus wearing the American flag intrigued me. As a proud American, and an extremely proud Christian, I finally felt at home. Something which is pretty rare nowadays.

    I had read a question a user had submitted, and the replies were in line with my beliefs, and for once, I knew I was in a place where I wouldn't be ridiculed and judged for my love of Jesus Christ.

    I look forward to conversing with the many bright and righteous fellow men of God, and I look forward to being enlightened and a stronger Christian.

    I am excited for the many great studies to come, thank you Jesus.


    I will pray for you all.

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    Re: Greetings family.

    Also, it appears I have forgotten to include my favorite Bible verse. I have too many to count, but my personal favorites are.

    23:20, 3:16(Memorized it), and 1:1 (because this is the page you first see when you have accepted Jesus into your life.)

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings family.

      Welcome, You! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

      Tell us, how do you best like to spread the Word of God to the heathen masses that pollute Creation today?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings family.

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Welcome, You! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

        Tell us, how do you best like to spread the Word of God to the heathen masses that pollute Creation today?
        Thank you for the welcome Mary! Thought I will have to admit, I was taken aback by the font you chose to use for Jesus, it reminded me of the latino gang culture, but I do applaude you for choosing to highlight Jesus in a bold and fierce way, so for that I do thank you.

        Right now, I'm preaching at a nearby park, it can get hard at times, but my mic is pretty strong, and the word of God WILL prevail.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings family.

          Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
          Right now, I'm preaching at a nearby park, it can get hard at times, but my mic is pretty strong, and the word of God WILL prevail.
          How exciting! Like a local Ray Comfort!

          He is unstoppable!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            Re: Greetings family.

            Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
            Right now, I'm preaching at a nearby park, it can get hard at times, but my mic is pretty strong, and the word of God WILL prevail.
            A hearty welcome to God's Favourite forum, young lady!

            Witnessing in public is a worthy cause. It really separates those who would serve Jesus with their mouth from those who only pay lips service.

            1 Peter 2:12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings family.

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              He is unstoppable!

              Oh, how right you are, sister!

              Many people call him an idiot, ignorant, condesending no nothing know it all with very little grasp on how the world actually works but is more than happy to pontificate on his own peculiar beliefs but nothing could be further from the truth.

              He's a Christian.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings family.

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                A hearty welcome to God's Favourite forum, young lady!

                Witnessing in public is a worthy cause. It really separates those who would serve Jesus with their mouth from those who only pay lips service.

                1 Peter 2:12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation.

                YIC
                Dr. Laurence! So nice to see you again

                I really enjoy the things you have to say, and I look forward to learning a lot from you!

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings family.

                  Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
                  Also, it appears I have forgotten to include my favorite Bible verse. I have too many to count, but my personal favorites are.

                  23:20, 3:16(Memorized it), and 1:1 (because this is the page you first see when you have accepted Jesus into your life.)
                  Hello young lady and welcome.

                  Re the above, I assume by 1:1 you mean Genesis 1:1, but what about 23:20 and 3:16? It would be sort of helpful if you gave us Book as well as Chapter and Verse. I mean, there's a world of difference between, for example, Deuteronomy 23:20, Leviticus 23:20 and Luke 23:20.

                  You also appear to have forgotten to tell us what church you go to. Please do - we are all on tenterhooks here!

                  YiC
                  JL-V
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings family.

                    Well for goodness sake. Every now and then it appears we get somebody that could possibly (I say that cautiously) fit in to Jesus just nicely.

                    Tell me, how does your Husband discipline you? Does he also "Rise Up" for Jesus? Can you cook and clean?

                    Thank you so much for allowing me to be pleasant. Of late, most introduction threads have caused me to "Black Out" and cause carnage amongst Heathens and vast amounts of property damage.

                    God bless you young lady. I look forward to loving you, but not before Jesus.

                    Brother BAW.

                    P.S.

                    I am so glad you appreciate our Jesus. By the Grace of God the entire congregation awoke with the same vision one morning and immediately started spreading the news via Teleconference.
                    It was like the aftermath of one of Americas greatest Presidential Bush's, winning the election again. Everyone, in unison, Praising Jesus. We all said, Praise Jesus.

                    Praise Jesus.
                    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings family.

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Hello young lady and welcome.

                      Re the above, I assume by 1:1 you mean Genesis 1:1, but what about 23:20 and 3:16? It would be sort of helpful if you gave us Book as well as Chapter and Verse. I mean, there's a world of difference between, for example, Deuteronomy 23:20, Leviticus 23:20 and Luke 23:20.

                      You also appear to have forgotten to tell us what church you go to. Please do - we are all on tenterhooks here!

                      YiC
                      JL-V
                      Hello sister Joanna. I am a little confused as to why people are referring to me as a "lady", as I am a man. In fact, if you look at the Bible, every prominent leader or person mentioned in the Holy Book has been a male. So I figured you would make the connection, but apparently not. It is alright, there's nothing a little prayer won't fix.

                      As for the Bible verses, excuse me for not being more specific.

                      23:20 Leviticus, as it is about giving offerings to God, I try to give ATLEAST a minimum of $200 for offerings.

                      3:16 John of course!

                      and Gensis 1:1

                      Very nice to meet you, I will pray for you

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings family.

                        Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                        Well for goodness sake. Every now and then it appears we get somebody that could possibly (I say that cautiously) fit in to Jesus just nicely.

                        Tell me, how does your Husband discipline you? Does he also "Rise Up" for Jesus? Can you cook and clean?

                        Thank you so much for allowing me to be pleasant. Of late, most introduction threads have caused me to "Black Out" and cause carnage amongst Heathens and vast amounts of damage.

                        God bless you young lady. I look forward to loving you, but not before Jesus.

                        Brother BAW.
                        Greetings Back against the Wall!

                        I am not a female as I have quoted above, that aside, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. Like I said, I preach at the local park, and my mic has a volume with 10 settings, and I call this the 10 settings to Heaven. These people must hear the message of God, for that is the passage to Heaven.

                        Thank you for acknowledging my beliefs, I try to show my faith in and out. I will pray for you.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings family.

                          Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
                          if you look at the Bible, every prominent leader or person mentioned in the Holy Book has been a male.
                          How very observant of you. It is so nice to see that you read your Good Book well enough to make such observations. But be warned, just because you admire Men, does not mean you should become one. God says that a conversion of the genitals is a Sin.

                          You aren't a friend of that Heathen Alex Ostracised we had in here recently are you?
                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings family.

                            Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                            How very observant of you. It is so nice to see that you read your Good Book well enough to make such observations. But be warned, just because you admire Men, does not mean you should become one. God says that a conversion of the genitals is a Sin.

                            You aren't a friend of that Heathen Alex Ostracised we had in here recently are you?
                            Make no mistake, I respect all genders as long as they are Christian.

                            I do not know who this person you speak of is, but I look forward to being a better Christian.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings family.

                              Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
                              Hello sister Joanna. I am a little confused as to why people are referring to me as a "lady", as I am a man.
                              Really? You do surprise me, but if that is the case then it would be more appropriate for you to address me as Mrs Lytton-Vasey, as I do not recall inviting you to use my Christian name.

                              Originally posted by YouRaiseMeUp View Post
                              In fact, if you look at the Bible, every prominent leader or person mentioned in the Holy Book has been a male. So I figured you would make the connection, but apparently not.
                              I suspect I am not alone in not immediately spotting you as some sort of Alpha Male. Are you perhaps a lesbian who only thinks it is a man? That would, perhaps, account for the problem.

                              You still don't seem to have told us what church you attend.

                              YiC
                              JL-V
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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