[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hi

I feel like there's more wrong with you than there is wrong with me...bestiality? Perv? Baggie? I do none of that. I just have a boyfriend. And yet you are saying there is something wrong with me...

My goodness, young lady!!! You need a good beating and a KJV Bible. I know your brain can't function without Jesus, otherwise, you'd be worshiping too, so I included a link: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

Then you have no right to consider yourself a Christian:

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

"Doing His will" includes all that stuff from Deuteronomy and Leviticus, too:

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

Jesus only asks that you obey a few simple rules (ok, it's about 630 of them) perfectly and without fault for the rest of your life. Isn't that worth it, to get to spend eternity praising God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) for being God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, 2nd trillion years same as the first trillion years, praising God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) for being God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Just what is the matter with you?

I feel like there's more wrong with you than there is wrong with me...bestiality? Perv? Baggie? I do none of that. I just have a boyfriend. And yet you are saying there is something wrong with me...

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

I thought you were a Homo not a Pussy. OK then, lets try an easier softer way. Pull out your KJV 1611 Bible and start reading.

Thats rude. I can do it myself thanks

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

According to whom?

To God?...

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi

...I think I will go about being a Christian the less extremist way...

Then you have no right to consider yourself a Christian:

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

"Doing His will" includes all that stuff from Deuteronomy and Leviticus, too:

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

Jesus only asks that you obey a few simple rules (ok, it's about 630 of them) perfectly and without fault for the rest of your life. Isn't that worth it, to get to spend eternity praising God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) for being God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, 2nd trillion years same as the first trillion years, praising God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) for being God and Jesus (and the Holy Spirit) forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Just what is the matter with you?

[Back against wall]

Re: Hi

12 steps, 12 hours, 12x12. I don't understand. Nevertheless, I feel you are trying to make me fall for your Christian scare tactics and I think I will go about being a Christian the less extremist way...

I thought you were a Homo not a Pussy. OK then, lets try an easier softer way. Pull out your KJV 1611 Bible and start reading.

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

No killing involved. Less the Homo inside you. 12 steps, 12 hours 12x12. Mortal love is cheap and short lived. People are but ships in the night, sometimes passing each other and docking beside one another for a short period, then sailing on.

Gods love is Eternal.

12 steps, 12 hours, 12x12. I don't understand. Nevertheless, I feel you are trying to make me fall for your Christian scare tactics and I think I will go about being a Christian the less extremist way...

[Back against wall]

Re: Hi

^^

No killing involved. Less the Homo inside you. 12 steps, 12 hours 12x12. Mortal love is cheap and short lived. People are but ships in the night, sometimes passing each other and docking beside one another for a short period, then sailing on.

Gods love is Eternal.

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

Me too, please.

You too? You want him to kill you too? Aren't you a Christian? Ohh are you one of those people with depression? I feel you I have suffered with depression up until last year. Its tough, but you'll get through it. I'm currently going through anxiety issues but the help of my boyfriend is great he feeds me good food, gives me good company. He's great. Don't try to scare me into becoming a Christian, its not working. I already want to be one anyway XD

[Back against wall]

Re: Hi

I feel like you are threatening to kill me. Nevertheless, I have considered, and you have no idea how hard it is to follow through with a decision like this...I love my family. I love my friends. How am I supposed to be cleansed if I am in love with someone? How do I get over that love? What would he do without me? I would feel like I'm pretty much committing suicide and that if you killed me than you would be jailed...doesn't God say that one shall not kill?

No killing involved. Less the Homo inside you. 12 steps, 12 hours 12x12. Mortal love is cheap and short lived. People are but ships in the night, sometimes passing each other and docking beside one another for a short period, then sailing on.

Gods love is Eternal.

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

Well, well. This I have seen before.
I am Brother BAW. Brace yourself Yusuf.

That memory you have of being Baptized by your "Not your real Father" was not a baptism as you might understand one to be. That wet feeling was in fact the seed of your "Not your real Father"
This is why you like things put in your Anus and why you believe you are a FAGGOT. The pain that you experience is mistaken for pleasure because of a need for you to experience punishment. Punishment you feel you deserve for being bad. Being bad because deep down (not deep in) you know being a poo puncher is wrong.

There is a solution.


Rarely have I seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed my directions. Those who do not recover are people who cannot or will not completely give themselves to this simple program, usually men and women who are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves. There are such unfortunates. They are not at fault; they seem to have been born that way (or become that way at the age of 3 as a result of their - Not your real Father ejaculating on their forehead). They are naturally incapable of grasping and developing a way of life which demands rigorous honesty. Their chances are less than average. There are those, too, who suffer from grave emotional and mental disorders, but many of them do recover if they have the capacity to be honest and take the correct dosage of Cyanide.

The stories I have disclose in a general way what the participants used to be like, what never happened (if the law asks) and what it was like and will be like when I am finished with you. If you have decided you want what am able to offer and are willing to go to any length to get it -then you are ready to follow directions.

At some of these directions you may balk. You may think you can find an easier, softer way. I doubt if you can. With all the brute strength at my disposal, I urge you to be fearless and thorough from the very start. Some of my clients have tried to hold on to their old ideas and the result was nil until they let me go at them, let go at them real good and unrestricted.

Remember that you are dealing with Faggotism- cunning, baffling, powerful! Without help it is too much for you. But there is One who has all power - That One is our powerful God, through the strength of me. You must call me now!

Half measures will avail you nothing. You stand at the turning point. Throw yourself under my fist, my strength, with complete abandon.

Now I think you can take it! Here are the steps you need to take, which are suggested as my Program for your Recovery:
1 Admitted you are powerless over dick in your arse - that your life had become unmanageable, pooping is painful.

2 Came to believe that a Power greater than yourself (meaning God through me) could restore you to sanity.

3 Made a decision to write a will, a stat dec and hand your life over to me.

4 Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself, all of your property, bank accounts and share portfolio. making me your executor.

5 Admitted to God, to yourself and to another human being (a witness to your accidental falling down a flight or two of stairs) the exact nature of your wrongs.

6 You are entirely ready to have God remove all your defects of character.

7 Humbly ask Him to remove your shortcomings.

8 Made a list of all persons who punched your hole, and become willing to never see them again, and never admit to knowing what happened to them.

9 Made direct contact with people wherever possible, explain to them you are about to have an accident and that you weren't injured by others.

10 Continued to take personal inventory and when you are wrong and weakened, and place something into your bottom, promptly admit it.

11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God as we know Him through the KJV 1611 Bible, praying only for knowledge of His will for you and the power to carry that out.

12 Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of my visit (to your home at approx 2am in the morning) have a commitment to carry this message to other FAGGOOTS and to remember that I know where you live.

All I need is a cash "GIFT" of US$225,000 (bail is often US$115,000) and a signed statutory declaration stating that I was not in your vicinity when the "Accidental" fall occurred. I also need to know if you have a baseball bat or if I need to BYO?
With my remedy and Gods will, your dedication to the KJV 1611 Bible and the prayers from others. You can stop homofaggots from entering you in your behind.

call me

BAW.

I feel like you are threatening to kill me. Nevertheless, I have considered, and you have no idea how hard it is to follow through with a decision like this...I love my family. I love my friends. How am I supposed to be cleansed if I am in love with someone? How do I get over that love? What would he do without me? I would feel like I'm pretty much committing suicide and that if you killed me than you would be jailed...doesn't God say that one shall not kill?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hi

call me

Me too, please.

[Back against wall]

Re: Hi

I was baptized when I was just three years old. My step dad was religious you see, and he insisted I was baptized.

Well, well. This I have seen before.
I am Brother BAW. Brace yourself Yusuf.

That memory you have of being Baptized by your "Not your real Father" was not a baptism as you might understand one to be. That wet feeling was in fact the seed of your "Not your real Father"
This is why you like things put in your Anus and why you believe you are a FAGGOT. The pain that you experience is mistaken for pleasure because of a need for you to experience punishment. Punishment you feel you deserve for being bad. Being bad because deep down (not deep in) you know being a poo puncher is wrong.

There is a solution.


Rarely have I seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed my directions. Those who do not recover are people who cannot or will not completely give themselves to this simple program, usually men and women who are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves. There are such unfortunates. They are not at fault; they seem to have been born that way (or become that way at the age of 3 as a result of their - Not your real Father ejaculating on their forehead). They are naturally incapable of grasping and developing a way of life which demands rigorous honesty. Their chances are less than average. There are those, too, who suffer from grave emotional and mental disorders, but many of them do recover if they have the capacity to be honest and take the correct dosage of Cyanide.

The stories I have disclose in a general way what the participants used to be like, what never happened (if the law asks) and what it was like and will be like when I am finished with you. If you have decided you want what am able to offer and are willing to go to any length to get it -then you are ready to follow directions.

At some of these directions you may balk. You may think you can find an easier, softer way. I doubt if you can. With all the brute strength at my disposal, I urge you to be fearless and thorough from the very start. Some of my clients have tried to hold on to their old ideas and the result was nil until they let me go at them, let go at them real good and unrestricted.

Remember that you are dealing with Faggotism- cunning, baffling, powerful! Without help it is too much for you. But there is One who has all power - That One is our powerful God, through the strength of me. You must call me now!

Half measures will avail you nothing. You stand at the turning point. Throw yourself under my fist, my strength, with complete abandon.

Now I think you can take it! Here are the steps you need to take, which are suggested as my Program for your Recovery:
1 Admitted you are powerless over dick in your arse - that your life had become unmanageable, pooping is painful.

2 Came to believe that a Power greater than yourself (meaning God through me) could restore you to sanity.

3 Made a decision to write a will, a stat dec and hand your life over to me.

4 Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself, all of your property, bank accounts and share portfolio. making me your executor.

5 Admitted to God, to yourself and to another human being (a witness to your accidental falling down a flight or two of stairs) the exact nature of your wrongs.

6 You are entirely ready to have God remove all your defects of character.

7 Humbly ask Him to remove your shortcomings.

8 Made a list of all persons who punched your hole, and become willing to never see them again, and never admit to knowing what happened to them.

9 Made direct contact with people wherever possible, explain to them you are about to have an accident and that you weren't injured by others.

10 Continued to take personal inventory and when you are wrong and weakened, and place something into your bottom, promptly admit it.

11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God as we know Him through the KJV 1611 Bible, praying only for knowledge of His will for you and the power to carry that out.

12 Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of my visit (to your home at approx 2am in the morning) have a commitment to carry this message to other FAGGOOTS and to remember that I know where you live.

All I need is a cash "GIFT" of US$225,000 (bail is often US$115,000) and a signed statutory declaration stating that I was not in your vicinity when the "Accidental" fall occurred. I also need to know if you have a baseball bat or if I need to BYO?
With my remedy and Gods will, your dedication to the KJV 1611 Bible and the prayers from others. You can stop homofaggots from entering you in your behind.

call me

BAW.

[JasparGray]

Re: Hi

Sins can be forgiven, don't apologize to me, apologize to God.

I will pray that you un-Gay yourself. Being a homosexual is a form of addiction, and I firmly believe this bad habit can be broken with enough power and love.

Have you been Baptized yet? Many of my former gay friends (now 100% gay free) have been Baptized and each and everyone has commented on how they felt the gayness "wash away". A true Christian must be baptized.

You should repent to God for the inhumane acts you have probably performed on a gender of the same sex, and most importantly, get Baptized!

I was baptized when I was just three years old. My step dad was religious you see, and he insisted I was baptized. My original parents weren't religious but my mum loved him a lot so she let him get me baptized. My current boyfriend is actually the only relationship I've ever been in. And if by "inhumane acts" you mean sex, then I can tell you that I have hugged, kissed, and lost my virginity to my boyfriend. I don't see how it's a bad thing. I've had crushes on boys ever since I was 10

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi

Unnatural desires meaning..?

Clearly, you are homosexual and unsaved. Still, I had given you the benefit of the doubt. I see you are dense as well as a deviant. Let me explain so that you can understand. Homosexual urges are unnatural. God has given harsh instructions on dealing with perverts.