Hello, Fellow Christians.

[Funky123]

I am a True Christian converted from magic undies land. I follow the Bible strictly. I love guns, going to Church, reading the Bible, protesting in front of non-True Christian churches, praying, teaching others the message, and homeschooling my 3 children. I despise gays, feminazis, Dim-ocrats, mudslimes, the nigras who are lazy and don't follow the Bible by the book (I know a few who aren't unsaved), retards, basically anyone who isn't saved by Him. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

I am a True Christian converted from magic undies land. I follow the Bible strictly. I love guns, going to Church, reading the Bible, protesting in front of non-True Christian churches, praying, teaching others the message, and homeschooling my 3 children. I despise gays, feminazis, Dim-ocrats, mudslimes, the nigras who are lazy and don't follow the Bible by the book (I know a few who aren't unsaved), retards, basically anyone who isn't saved by Him. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Welcome to our friendly forum, dear. I'm pleased to hear you've rejected the disturbing habits of those magic underpants gnomes. It seems as if you're not alone in showing the world what you think of their foolishness.

Why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

Welcome then, friend. We are friendly and welcoming to all who seek congress with Christians. Your escape from the godless Mormans sounds exciting. How did you elude them? We understand they are a violent people who hunt down those who try to get away from them. Do you still have numerous wives? If not, what did you do with the extras when you found Jesus? Also, what shall we call you? If we call you Funky, someone may think you are a Hamite. Do you still live in Utah? If so, are you able to worship without fear of gunfire? Tell us everything.

God Bless!

[Damned Angelique]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

I am a True Christian converted from magic undies land. I follow the Bible strictly. I love guns, going to Church, reading the Bible, protesting in front of non-True Christian churches, praying, teaching others the message, and homeschooling my 3 children. I despise gays, feminazis, Dim-ocrats, mudslimes, the nigras who are lazy and don't follow the Bible by the book (I know a few who aren't unsaved), retards, basically anyone who isn't saved by Him. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

What church do you go to, what's your favorite verse, and what version of the bible do you use? (That last one only has 1 correct answer, so be careful)

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

Greetings Angelique. I do not think we have been properly introduced. My name is Trevor and I am from Kingston Jamaica. I am here in Babylon to study journalism and white people. I have come to this site to study Baptists and I am also conducting a study of white girls at the University of Wisconsin and other locations. Do you live near Madison Wisconsin?

[Damned Angelique]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

Greetings Angelique. I do not think we have been properly introduced. My name is Trevor and I am from Kingston Jamaica. I am here in Babylon to study journalism and white people. I have come to this site to study Baptists and I am also conducting a study of white girls at the University of Wisconsin and other locations. Do you live near Madison Wisconsin?

I've visited Wisconsin in the past, but no I don't live there. Sorry.

[Hank Whitlock]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

I am a True Christian converted from magic undies land. I follow the Bible strictly. I love guns, going to Church, reading the Bible, protesting in front of non-True Christian churches, praying, teaching others the message, and homeschooling my 3 children. I despise gays, feminazis, Dim-ocrats, mudslimes, the nigras who are lazy and don't follow the Bible by the book (I know a few who aren't unsaved), retards, basically anyone who isn't saved by Him. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Welcome to God's favorite forums! Praise God that you are not following the evil ways of the world! You mentioned you home schooled all three of your children. Myself has spent numerous years homeschooling my five kids and teaching them right from wrong. Are any of your three kids male? I have three boys and two girls who are growing up to be fine True Christians™ . Please tell us more about yourself and your family.
~Hank Whitlock

[Funky123]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

This place sure has a lot of unsaved trash trolls, doesn't it?

Welcome to our friendly forum, dear. I'm pleased to hear you've rejected the disturbing habits of those magic underpants gnomes. It seems as if you're not alone in showing the world what you think of their foolishness.

Why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I attend churches of the Southern Baptist Convention. Good thing I got out of Godless Utah and to the great state of Mississippi, where I can attend my own church. My favorite Bible verse is Nahum 1:3 "The LORD is slow to anger and great in power; the LORD will not leave the guilty unpunished. His way is in the whirlwind and the storm, and clouds are the dust of his feet." Growing up I found Moron teachings very silly. I actually thought it was all satire for a while. The most absurd thing is that they teach that anyone can reach the same status as Him. I wanted a new, correct faith, and True Christianity™ seemed like a solid choice.

Welcome then, friend. We are friendly and welcoming to all who seek congress with Christians. Your escape from the godless Mormans sounds exciting. How did you elude them? We understand they are a violent people who hunt down those who try to get away from them. Do you still have numerous wives? If not, what did you do with the extras when you found Jesus? Also, what shall we call you? If we call you Funky, someone may think you are a Hamite. Do you still live in Utah? If so, are you able to worship without fear of gunfire? Tell us everything.

God Bless!

They best way to elude Moronism is to play along until you are 18; then move to a different state without unsaved trash and convert to the true religion. And I am actually a woman, and thankfully I escaped Godless Utah before they made me marry an unfaithful pimp married to 50 other women. And no, I do not live in Godless Utah anymore. I live in Mississippi (not in the Nigra Belt though).

Welcome to God's favorite forums! Praise God that you are not following the evil ways of the world! You mentioned you home schooled all three of your children. Myself has spent numerous years homeschooling my five kids and teaching them right from wrong. Are any of your three kids male? I have three boys and two girls who are growing up to be fine True Christians™ . Please tell us more about yourself and your family.
~Hank Whitlock

I have a wonderful husband who I am incredibly obedient to. I have two boys and a girl, aged 6-13. They seem to be good True Christians™. We attend church regularly, and isolate them so that they cannot see the lieberal media.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

Greetings woman! I have heard many stories about the cannibals who live in Utah. I am happy that you have escaped them. I also do not live in the Negro belt just now. I am from the island of Jamaica which is in the Negro belt. I am currently in Wisconsin which is a place where there are few coloured people of any kind. It is the white people belt but they like to give scholarships to Black men. I am a Black man and a student at the University of Wisconsin. I am learning to be a journalist like Al Sharpton who is my personal hero. I am not a Baptist but I have undertaken a study of these Baptists as a part of my study of white people in Babylon. I am also studying the white girls at the University. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Funky123]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

Greetings woman! I have heard many stories about the cannibals who live in Utah. I am happy that you have escaped them. I also do not live in the Negro belt just now. I am from the island of Jamaica which is in the Negro belt. I am currently in Wisconsin which is a place where there are few coloured people of any kind. It is the white people belt but they like to give scholarships to Black men. I am a Black man and a student at the University of Wisconsin. I am learning to be a journalist like Al Sharpton who is my personal hero. I am not a Baptist but I have undertaken a study of these Baptists as a part of my study of white people in Babylon. I am also studying the white girls at the University. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

Jah Guide
Trevor

A nigra molesting good Godly white girls. How typical.

[Funky123]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

It's time I come clean. I am a black pastafarian pot-smoking lesbian communist Democrat masturbating feminist.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

It's time I come clean. I am a black pastafarian pot-smoking lesbian communist Democrat masturbating feminist.

Demoncrats are so repulsive.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

It's time I come clean. I am a black pastafarian pot-smoking lesbian communist Democrat masturbating feminist.

I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Your mother must have been an overbearing shrew, and your father a frightened mouse. No child should be raised in such abuse. And yet, the generational curse continues, and no doubt you'll raise little nigglets to be moochers off society as well.

O Come Lord Jesus.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello, Fellow Christians.

It's time I come clean. I am a black pastafarian pot-smoking lesbian communist Democrat masturbating feminist.

We have much in common sistren. I am Black and I smoke ganja. I am also a feminist studying white girls and I have been registered to vote as a Democrat. I like girls so I guess I am a lesbian in a way. I and I man Rastafari so I do not worship your ridiculous spaghetti god. No insult is intended.

These Baptists are white people and they do not much appreciate heathens who worship spaghetti. Spaghetti is pretty good to eat with ketchup and corn but it has never seen spiritual to me. The true King of Kings lives in a monastery in Ethiopia. He is a Black man named Jah Ras Tafari and he is the true Lion of Judah. He will live forever and the reign of HIM will mark the rise of the Black man. And Black women but not lesbians.