[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Dear brother

i am a white man. So you are from the country of Usain Bolt ? thats nice. I would love to visit your country, since the beaches seem to be wonderful over there.... what is your church over there, brother ? what is your ministry ?

They are white people too so you will probably get along fine with them. I must warn you that they will grow angry if you are impolite. They may also worry that you have come at the behest of Satan to torment them. They will want to get to know you. They have been very kind to me and I am a Black man.

I have received the Word from my bredren in Kingston that Jah lives and he will live forever. His coming was foretold long ago by Yeshua who was a Black man and then by His Excellency the Honorable Marcus Garvey who was a prophet and the Provisional President of Africa as well as the President of the Universal Negro Improvement Association. He is the Lion of Judah and the King of Kings Haile Selassie. He was the Emperor of Abyssinia but today HIM lives as a humble monk. He is Jah Ras Tafari and he is 130 years old. His Word is revealed in the King James Bible.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Hello Mr. Angelo, Greetings!

It is always nice to have new people over here. There's been quite a lot of posts here already and while it seems that you disagree with the Bible regarding some key passages, I am very hopeful that we'll understand each other eventually. If I may, I have some specific questions regarding your denomination:

- Do you believe in infant Baptism and do you think that Baptism is required for Salvation?
- What happens during the Eucharist?
- Can a practising homosexual get into Heaven?
- Is contraception acceptable?
- Can a woman teach the Word of God to others?
- Are there parts of the Bible that can be dismissed?
- When did God Create the Earth and what is the shape of the Earth?

I am sorry for the many questions, but these are some of the crucial ones determining how the message of the Bible is received within the soul of an aspiring sinner.

Jesus is so diverse and magnificent. He is kind (Luke 2:10) and He is fearsome! Do you believe that He will do as He promised in the Bible?

Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

And AMEN for that, am I right?!? I don't know about this Angelo, but I for one will be glad that Heaven, after which our own dear city Freehold is modeled, will be successful in keeping out the riff-raff! No sinners, Jews, screaming children, or Catlyn Jenner types there! No way!

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Angelo! How exotic to be from Brazil. Tell us, is it true your women wear fruits on their heads?

Dear Mary

thanks for your warm welcome. Yes , it seems you are well educated and know about our culture and history. Indeed, Carmen Miranda was a well known artist, actress, singer, and stage artist, and made huge success in the forties and fifties, also in your country, america. She was a huge star back then, and made considerable success. Well, today here in Brazil, its not practice, actually, it never was, to wear hats as Carmen Miranda used. That was just for show business. But i can imagine you could look cute wearing a hat like this.

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

It's pretty clear he's communicating with us through a translator of some kind. I don't know how to use the web page translator the way some around here do so I'll try what works on my lawn people.

ELLO-HAY! OKAY? OKAY! ODAY OOYAY EEKSPAY ENGLISHAY? NO PROBLEM! EES OKAY FOR TO READ THE EL WEBSIGHTEO! WE ARE ALL FROM AMERICA! WE ARE ALL MARICONS HERE!

ALSO WE HAVEN UNA CHURCHO AQUA WITH PASTOR EZEKIEL IN EL BIBLIOTECHA! HAY MUCHO PUTOS! YOU MIGHT BE MUY EMBARAZADA RIGHTO NOWO, BUT ES OKAY! NO PROBLEM. TAMBORINE GRACIAS!

Dear Pastor

i think you have a special gift of sing - song and composition of new songs . I bet you use it in your church to glorify the lord. Congrats. Go on brother !! The lord is with you.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

I dear you brother. ( brother ? )

i wish to remind you that you are member of the landover baptist church, and as such, you should permit your old human nature to be crucified, and vest a new nature, where your kind of behavior as true child of God is renewed, and kindness, holyness, forgiveness and good behavior shines through.

God bless.

My dear, Brother BAW is, in fact, a shining example of Christ-like behavior.

Please do not forget that Jesus not only insulted people, calling those who listened to Him dogs and swine (Matthew 7:6), vipers (Matthew 3:7), fools (Matthew 23:7) and other colorful names, but also was actively violent against some people (Matthew 21:12).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

It says quite clearly, those who do not believe are automatically condemned. That means that aborted babies are condemned. Infants who died shortly after birth are condemned. I suppose every child begins to reason at different age (our Pastor Ezekiel was able to recite the Bible when he was four hears old), but I think it is safe to assume that children younger than four years old are incapable of understanding of the sacrifice of Jesus who died for our sins for whole three days (well, technically a day and a half, but that's a minor detail. The point is, He actually died for us).

And AMEN for that, am I right?!? I don't know about this Angelo, but I for one will be glad that Heaven, after which our own dear city Freehold is modeled, will be successful in keeping out the riff-raff! No sinners, Jews, screaming children, or Catlyn Jenner types there! No way!

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Angelo! How exotic to be from Brazil. Tell us, is it true your women wear fruits on their heads?

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Welcome, Angelo. We welcome all to this Christian forum if it is fellowship with other Christians they seek. I am an expert on all the Mexican countries and I am well versed in South America, having traveled myself as far south as Brownsville in extreme South Texas. The area that you live in is thick with Romans and known to be unsafe for Christians. Also, it is said that there are wild, head hunting Induns in the vicinity that have not been killed yet. Do you suffer many attacks? What revolver do you favor?

God Bless!

I do not know of any indians that attack white people.... there was a case of cannibalism a few years back. but that is very rare.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Welcome, Angelo. We welcome all to this Christian forum if it is fellowship with other Christians they seek. I am an expert on all the Mexican countries and I am well versed in South America, having traveled myself as far south as Brownsville in extreme South Texas. The area that you live in is thick with Romans and known to be unsafe for Christians. Also, it is said that there are wild, head hunting Induns in the vicinity that have not been killed yet. Do you suffer many attacks? What revolver do you favor?

God Bless!

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Please do not address me. If you need salvation, which you obviously do, please direct your verbal diarrhea to someone else. It will serve you no purpose communicating with me as I have written you off to Satan. You will just need to trust that this is your best option.

I dear you brother. ( brother ? )

i wish to remind you that you are member of the landover baptist church, and as such, you should permit your old human nature to be crucified, and vest a new nature, where your kind of behavior as true child of God is renewed, and kindness, holyness, forgiveness and good behavior shines through.

God bless.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

who is your pastors name, brother ?

It's pretty clear he's communicating with us through a translator of some kind. I don't know how to use the web page translator the way some around here do so I'll try what works on my lawn people.

ELLO-HAY! OKAY? OKAY! ODAY OOYAY EEKSPAY ENGLISHAY? NO PROBLEM! EES OKAY FOR TO READ THE EL WEBSIGHTEO! WE ARE ALL FROM AMERICA! WE ARE ALL MARICONS HERE!

ALSO WE HAVEN UNA CHURCHO AQUA WITH PASTOR EZEKIEL IN EL BIBLIOTECHA! HAY MUCHO PUTOS! YOU MIGHT BE MUY EMBARAZADA RIGHTO NOWO, BUT ES OKAY! NO PROBLEM. TAMBORINE GRACIAS!

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Greetings Angelo. I bid you welcome though I am only a visitor myself. I am also a foreigner from Jamaica and there are other foreigners who are allowed to participate here. These Baptists are very open minded and friendly as you have seen. They are almost all white people but I am not white because I am a Black man. I have heard that many people in Brazil are Black people too. Are you a Black man?

Dear brother

i am a white man. So you are from the country of Usain Bolt ? thats nice. I would love to visit your country, since the beaches seem to be wonderful over there.... what is your church over there, brother ? what is your ministry ?

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Animal Noises

Please do not address me. If you need salvation, which you obviously do, please direct your verbal diarrhea to someone else. It will serve you no purpose communicating with me as I have written you off to Satan. You will just need to trust that this is your best option.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Dear Basilissa

praise the lord for your thoughtful questions. First of all, i would seriously ask yourself if you are saved, faced the fact that you start with a vocabulary that does not fit a saint in Christ. In fact, there are no " good " atheists.

I am inclined to agree with you. People might be most charitable and helpful to others, finding the cure for cancer etc, but if they do not believe in Jesus they are worthless trash.

I do like your line of thinking on this one!

There are even no " good " Christians, since good is only one, the holy, our mighty holy lord, Jesus Christ , and the father. amen. Sorry but it stranges me very much that you say that children go to hell. According to what i believe, children go to heaven.

Did you have the chance to look at the Bible verse I've provided?

It says quite clearly, those who do not believe are automatically condemned. That means that aborted babies are condemned. Infants who died shortly after birth are condemned. I suppose every child begins to reason at different age (our Pastor Ezekiel was able to recite the Bible when he was four hears old), but I think it is safe to assume that children younger than four years old are incapable of understanding of the sacrifice of Jesus who died for our sins for whole three days (well, technically a day and a half, but that's a minor detail. The point is, He actually died for us).

they have no discernment in order to be condemned for their choices and behavior. Sister, might i ask, what is your congregation that teaches such strange doctrins ?

It is spelled out on the top of the page, dear. Please note that we do not teach anything that is not in the Bible. Salvation of children = not a Biblical concept.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Greetings Angelo. I bid you welcome though I am only a visitor myself. I am also a foreigner from Jamaica and there are other foreigners who are allowed to participate here. These Baptists are very open minded and friendly as you have seen. They are almost all white people but I am not white because I am a Black man. I have heard that many people in Brazil are Black people too. Are you a Black man?

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Isn't Brazil the country that has a bunch of homo boys and nudists? I'm not very educated on South American countrys.


~Hank Whitlock

Brazilians flock around Horses, Mules, Goats, Cows, Chickens, basically anything that is not human but has a heart beat. They gather around these creatures in groups usually consisting of 6 or more, mostly naked and have a camera operator and a microphone holder in tow.

To not gather around livestock in Brazil is a national offence in Mexico and punishment is non existent as one cannot punish anyone past the fact they already reside in Brazil.