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  • Back against wall
    Guarding his purity against all comers
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2015
    • 1241

    #16
    Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

    Originally posted by UnsavedTrash
    RETARDED RANT
    Brazil is a Hell hole for Transvestites and men and women who practice Beastiality. Every single Brazilian that resides in that stink hole of a trashcan undergoes scientific surgery. You are all made of plastic and smell of fish and beast. I have no time for you. I am working on sending you straight to Hell, if not just for insulting our Good Sister, because you are a Beast lover Woman.

    Turn Pink I say! Be gone with your Sin, may you never disrespect Gods favourite Country or our good Sisters again!

    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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    • Hank Whitlock
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 47

      #17
      Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

      Isn't Brazil the country that has a bunch of homo boys and nudists? I'm not very educated on South American countrys.


      ~Hank Whitlock

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12993

        #18
        Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

        Originally posted by TrueChristianTM View Post
        Brother BAW

        i dare you..... the place i reside is brazil. A wonderful country, with lots of sandy beaches, warm weather, nice people, great opportunities for business etc etc. I am indeed a blessed follower of the lord. Now look about you. You seem to reside in the u.s. Look just at your president, a professional liar, which implemented a system of total control of normal citizens like you. I would hate to live in a place like that. But your country is nontheless blessed , since it is a christian country, where many believe truly in the lord......
        But i forgive you. You have probably never been in brazil. Thats normal imho, american citizens usually do not like to travel, they think america is the only place worth to be......
        Hello dear. Brother BAW is actually Australian, so you'll need to rewrite your post to direct it towards whoever governs in Australia (I believe it's the English queen).

        Originally posted by TrueChristianTM View Post
        Dear Youth Minister Harry

        i am deeply sorry if i hurt your feelings in any kind or sort. I am here to share with true believers of the lord in harmony and mutual respect. Of course my nick name had by no means the goal to hurt the feelings of the dear followers here at this precious forum. So, peace !!

        Our brother is member of which church ?
        I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this question, but we are members of the Landover Baptist Church. (Brother BAW doesn't reside in the US but he tithes a lot).
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Youth Minister Harry
          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 832

          #19
          Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

          Originally posted by Hank Whitlock View Post
          Isn't Brazil the country that has a bunch of homo boys and nudists? I'm not very educated on South American countrys.


          ~Hank Whitlock
          I think it's the part of Mexico with all the beaches.
          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #20
            Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

            Originally posted by Angelo View Post
            I am looking to make new friendships and share experiences and testimonies of what the lord has done in my life.
            I love Jesus more than I love anyone!

            Sunshine tells flowers to open!
            I Jesus!

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            • Angelo
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Nov 2015
              • 76

              #21
              Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

              Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
              Brazil is a Hell hole for Transvestites and men and women who practice Beastiality. Every single Brazilian that resides in that stink hole of a trashcan undergoes scientific surgery. You are all made of plastic and smell of fish and beast. I have no time for you. I am working on sending you straight to Hell, if not just for insulting our Good Sister, because you are a Beast lover Woman.

              Turn Pink I say! Be gone with your Sin, may you never disrespect Gods favourite Country or our good Sisters again!

              Back against wall

              i am troubled and deeply shocked with your sudden accusation of the lowest manner. I am sure you have never been in my country, otherwise you would know that transvestites are a small minority. Anyway, as a true christian, which i doubt you are after that kind of commentary, you should know that we servants of the lord shall love the sinner, and hate the sins. As such, who are you, who are we to point our fingers to them and condemn them ? Do you live still in the old testament or what ? Btw. bestiality is very rare in our coutry, and rather a practice in northern europe, where there are even organisations which care for the rights and respect of people who practice such things. But you should in my view not even name such things, but rather write about the bible...... who is your pastors name, brother ?

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              • Back against wall
                Guarding his purity against all comers
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2015
                • 1241

                #22
                Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                Originally posted by Hank Whitlock View Post
                Isn't Brazil the country that has a bunch of homo boys and nudists? I'm not very educated on South American countrys.


                ~Hank Whitlock
                Brazilians flock around Horses, Mules, Goats, Cows, Chickens, basically anything that is not human but has a heart beat. They gather around these creatures in groups usually consisting of 6 or more, mostly naked and have a camera operator and a microphone holder in tow.

                To not gather around livestock in Brazil is a national offence in Mexico and punishment is non existent as one cannot punish anyone past the fact they already reside in Brazil.
                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                • I Man Rastafari
                  Possibly retarded pothead
                  • Oct 2015
                  • 1019

                  #23
                  Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                  Greetings Angelo. I bid you welcome though I am only a visitor myself. I am also a foreigner from Jamaica and there are other foreigners who are allowed to participate here. These Baptists are very open minded and friendly as you have seen. They are almost all white people but I am not white because I am a Black man. I have heard that many people in Brazil are Black people too. Are you a Black man?
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12993

                    #24
                    Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                    Originally posted by Angelo View Post
                    Dear Basilissa

                    praise the lord for your thoughtful questions. First of all, i would seriously ask yourself if you are saved, faced the fact that you start with a vocabulary that does not fit a saint in Christ. In fact, there are no " good " atheists.
                    I am inclined to agree with you. People might be most charitable and helpful to others, finding the cure for cancer etc, but if they do not believe in Jesus they are worthless trash.

                    I do like your line of thinking on this one!

                    There are even no " good " Christians, since good is only one, the holy, our mighty holy lord, Jesus Christ , and the father. amen. Sorry but it stranges me very much that you say that children go to hell. According to what i believe, children go to heaven.
                    Did you have the chance to look at the Bible verse I've provided?

                    It says quite clearly, those who do not believe are automatically condemned. That means that aborted babies are condemned. Infants who died shortly after birth are condemned. I suppose every child begins to reason at different age (our Pastor Ezekiel was able to recite the Bible when he was four hears old), but I think it is safe to assume that children younger than four years old are incapable of understanding of the sacrifice of Jesus who died for our sins for whole three days (well, technically a day and a half, but that's a minor detail. The point is, He actually died for us).

                    they have no discernment in order to be condemned for their choices and behavior. Sister, might i ask, what is your congregation that teaches such strange doctrins ?
                    It is spelled out on the top of the page, dear. Please note that we do not teach anything that is not in the Bible. Salvation of children = not a Biblical concept.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Back against wall
                      Guarding his purity against all comers
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2015
                      • 1241

                      #25
                      Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                      Originally posted by UnsavedTrash
                      Animal Noises
                      Please do not address me. If you need salvation, which you obviously do, please direct your verbal diarrhea to someone else. It will serve you no purpose communicating with me as I have written you off to Satan. You will just need to trust that this is your best option.
                      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                      • Angelo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 76

                        #26
                        Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                        Greetings Angelo. I bid you welcome though I am only a visitor myself. I am also a foreigner from Jamaica and there are other foreigners who are allowed to participate here. These Baptists are very open minded and friendly as you have seen. They are almost all white people but I am not white because I am a Black man. I have heard that many people in Brazil are Black people too. Are you a Black man?
                        Dear brother

                        i am a white man. So you are from the country of Usain Bolt ? thats nice. I would love to visit your country, since the beaches seem to be wonderful over there.... what is your church over there, brother ? what is your ministry ?

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                        • Youth Minister Harry
                          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 832

                          #27
                          Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                          Originally posted by Angelo View Post
                          who is your pastors name, brother ?
                          It's pretty clear he's communicating with us through a translator of some kind. I don't know how to use the web page translator the way some around here do so I'll try what works on my lawn people.

                          ELLO-HAY! OKAY? OKAY! ODAY OOYAY EEKSPAY ENGLISHAY? NO PROBLEM! EES OKAY FOR TO READ THE EL WEBSIGHTEO! WE ARE ALL FROM AMERICA! WE ARE ALL MARICONS HERE!

                          ALSO WE HAVEN UNA CHURCHO AQUA WITH PASTOR EZEKIEL IN EL BIBLIOTECHA! HAY MUCHO PUTOS! YOU MIGHT BE MUY EMBARAZADA RIGHTO NOWO, BUT ES OKAY! NO PROBLEM. TAMBORINE GRACIAS!
                          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                          • Angelo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Nov 2015
                            • 76

                            #28
                            Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                            Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                            Please do not address me. If you need salvation, which you obviously do, please direct your verbal diarrhea to someone else. It will serve you no purpose communicating with me as I have written you off to Satan. You will just need to trust that this is your best option.
                            I dear you brother. ( brother ? )

                            i wish to remind you that you are member of the landover baptist church, and as such, you should permit your old human nature to be crucified, and vest a new nature, where your kind of behavior as true child of God is renewed, and kindness, holyness, forgiveness and good behavior shines through.

                            God bless.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #29
                              Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                              Welcome, Angelo. We welcome all to this Christian forum if it is fellowship with other Christians they seek. I am an expert on all the Mexican countries and I am well versed in South America, having traveled myself as far south as Brownsville in extreme South Texas. The area that you live in is thick with Romans and known to be unsafe for Christians. Also, it is said that there are wild, head hunting Induns in the vicinity that have not been killed yet. Do you suffer many attacks? What revolver do you favor?

                              God Bless!
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • Angelo
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 76

                                #30
                                Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

                                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                Welcome, Angelo. We welcome all to this Christian forum if it is fellowship with other Christians they seek. I am an expert on all the Mexican countries and I am well versed in South America, having traveled myself as far south as Brownsville in extreme South Texas. The area that you live in is thick with Romans and known to be unsafe for Christians. Also, it is said that there are wild, head hunting Induns in the vicinity that have not been killed yet. Do you suffer many attacks? What revolver do you favor?

                                God Bless!
                                I do not know of any indians that attack white people.... there was a case of cannibalism a few years back. but that is very rare.

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