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  • Flopsie
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2015
    • 1
    #1

    God Bless Us, One And All

    Long time since I last visited Landover.
    Searching the web to find out "what vape flavor Jesus would use" I came across the wise words of Wide-Open (and promptly threw my Satan cursed Vape Pen in the trash). Upon seeing that Landover had a forum I thought......what a fun way to fellowship with like-minded Christian folks and could not resist joining in! Praise God and Amun!
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: God Bless Us, One And All

      Who is Amun, and why would we praise him?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • I Man Rastafari
          Possibly retarded pothead
          • Oct 2015
          • 1019
          #3
          Re: God Bless Us, One And All

          Greetings Flopsie. I welcome you to this forum. Most of the people here are Baptists and white people. They are in charge of this forum just like everything else. I believe from your name that you are a Black woman from here in America. Probably Mississippi. I am a Black man but I am from the island of Jamaica and I am here in Babylon to further my studies. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance!

          Jah Guide
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: God Bless Us, One And All

              Welcome friend! Tell us all about your walk of discovery with Jesus.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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