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  • SDaniels
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    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2015
    • 1
    #1

    Greetings from MISSOURI,USA

    Hello! My name is Stacey and I am new here. I am just starting my journey to become a TRUE CHRISTIAN woman. I had thought I was a Christian before, however, after reading this site, I realized I was horribly mistaken.
    I am 21 years old and [thankfully] still a virgin.


    Any advice and help on my journey would be much appreciated.

    In Christ,

    Stacey
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Greetings from MISSOURI,USA

      Originally posted by SDaniels View Post
      Hello! My name is Stacey and I am new here. I am just starting my journey to become a TRUE CHRISTIAN woman. I had thought I was a Christian before, however, after reading this site, I realized I was horribly mistaken.
      I am 21 years old and [thankfully] still a virgin.


      Any advice and help on my journey would be much appreciated.

      In Christ,

      Stacey
      Welcome to God's favorite forum young lady. Please tell us about yourself.

      What Church does your daddy take you to? What's your favorite Scripture? Are you a good cook? What your best pie?

      We're all glad to hear that you are staying loyal to Jesus and keeping you legs closed. What other sins have you wallowed in? Have you ever gone to first base with a boy? Ever touch yourself? Are you obedient to your daddy?

      Also just a reminder: If you have any questions, please use the "search" function to see if it is already being discussed in another thread somewhere on this godly forum. Most likely it is.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • I Man Rastafari
          Possibly retarded pothead
          • Oct 2015
          • 1019
          #3
          Re: Greetings from MISSOURI,USA

          Greetings Stacey. I am Trevor from the island of Jamaica. I am a Black man with a very fashionable hair style and I am a student in Wisconsin. I am very familiar with white girls from my studies. This site is for Christians so I am sure you will get along famously with the other Christians. Most people here are white Baptist people but many evil people come here to act up. I am not a Baptist but I am a Christian so I will welcome you.

          Jah Guide
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718
              #4
              Re: Greetings from MISSOURI,USA

              Hello Miss Daniels.

              Welcome to our friendly forum. I will pray that God alleviates you of your homeliness, as I can think of no other reason why you would be unmarried and virginal at such an age.

              YIC
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings from MISSOURI,USA

                  Welcome then, Miss Daniels. All who seek congress with other Christians are welcome here. This is the friendliest site on the internets. You join in with a diverse company, including other spinsters like yourself, though most of the women folk are properly married. Why not tell us of your time with Jesus? What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor?

                  God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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