[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Perhaps she's thinking of II Peter 2:1-22 but there's nothing in there about insulting angels. Angels not casting insults? Yes. Angels concerned receiving insults? No.

Daughters of "gods" must have very disharmonious inner landscapes to contend with.

[NOTE TO SELF: KEEP THE SENTENCES SHORT]

Very likely stemming from actual God not having any daughters.

I blame Elektra.

Who's that on the rocking-horse??

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Dr Laurence Niles
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Today, 05:17 PM



Dear curtisedwardgrice,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Stupidity above and beyond the level of atheitards
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Jesus does not gladly suffer fools, young lady.

YIC
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire




I am a male you stupid sorry sinning hell bound mortal STOP mocking and insulting Angelic beings repent for your sins NOW!!!!

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian(tm) cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians(tm) respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

.….the Bible.….was written by men not God its their account for events that happened.….

We've heard quite a lot about this daughter by now, enough to build up a mental image. But she is not only mental. With ferocious capacity for destruction as depicted it's not difficult to visualise someone with a novel headband projecting jets of molten fire in all directions from an inexhaustible source. Yet somehow that hardly seems sufficient given the magnitude of the task entrusted to her.

A belt. Ostrich has been popular and alligator too but more interesting leathers are coming into vogue. Yes, I'm referring to specially bred albino carpet snake leather. Unique to you! Lets face it, all ostrich looks about the same but I digress. This belt radiates continual machine-gun fire around 360° (again from an inexhaustible supply) or even elephant-gun slugs! I have an attractive elephant hide belt from Kruger Park, not exactly vibrant but quite durable. Here are some albino carpet snake pelts:

[ATTACH]27261[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]27266[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]27268[/ATTACH]
[ATTACH]27270[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]27271[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]27273[/ATTACH]

Rather scintillating but would bracing be needed for the recoil? Unless they all fired off simultaneously. Let's say whalebone then and a wide belt. Albinism in carpet snakes does not eliminate pigment altogether and the patterns can be custom bred, although it's very expensive. Not a problem for "gods’" daughters - or is it? Our harpy is armed to the teeth with enough incendiary power to annihilate the earth and everyone in it yet requires protection? I think we're beginning to see the limits of this deity, clearly so weedy that only angels from the mental realm get to chaperone its daughter and claim that men who wrote The Bible.—.accounting for events that happened PAST TENSE.—.nevertheless managed to enshrine FUTURE events so well that I can be directed there to read all about her with such certainty!

But she wasn't there. I guess the standard of protection afforded was retroactively ineffective and she stayed in antiquity rocking on her wooden toy. Who'd be interested in a god like that?

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

Maybe she's one of those trannysexuals, hence the patchy beard in her photo. It goes with her instance of being an "angel". Don't all queer folk think of themselves in that way?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?

no God rides a white horse

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

soon

[Roland]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

no God rides a white horse

soon

Hello Curtis,

What do you mean by this? Can you quote the accompanying Bible verses?

Kind regards,

Roland

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.


Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.


Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.

its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire

My dear Mrs. Grice,


Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.


I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?


YIC
TT

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

My dear Mrs. Grice,


Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.


I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?


YIC
TT

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HEATHENS ITS MR. IM A FUCKING MAN now the Vatican removed it because they thought they were told too much however it was in the original since the beginning and should be regarded and used and taught because it is word of God

[Nobar King]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it

I did not know they performed that kind of service.

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Basically, do you even comma, bro?

Clearly not, dear. And apparently he has no comprehension of the proper place for a period either.