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    Greetings from Scotland!

    Hello,

    I'm afraid I'm not quite sure what to say... This is my first time joining a site that has spoke to me so much. I am truly flustered...

    I hope to talk to you all about the mighty word you speak to all, and hopefully I can join you, and spread it across the UK.

    I have never been to grateful to the Internet before nlw1
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings from Scotland!

    Greetings, Mr Light!

    If you're not sure what to say, why not start by telling us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus?

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings from Scotland!

      Yeah, what Mr. Swallows said. We want to hear about your walk with the Lord!
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      • #4
        Re: Greetings from Scotland!

        Originally posted by Alan Swallows View Post
        Greetings, Mr Light!

        If you're not sure what to say, why not start by telling us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus?
        Ah, my apologies. Well, unfortunately, we don't have many churches in our area. They're all Catholic!

        I have tried to find a proper baptist church in my area, but to no avail, so I follow my favourite verse, Matthew 6:5, which tells us that our relationship with God is our own.

        I was lost as a child, confused by the world around me. My school introduces me to many false religions, and them and their evil ways tried to tempt me into Satan's grasp of atheism. I did end up there... It was a dark place, and I couldn't find a single way out, but then Jesus called to me!

        He told me that I could be by his side, but I must reform my sinful ways, and I hope I've surely done so! I have read the bible several times, and I know Jesus to be my Lord and Saviour! I can never forgive myself for going into the grasp of that horrific cult of lies that is atheism, but I hope that in time, I can truly see myself as a soldier of Jesus!

        I apologise for rambling, but I just felt I couldn't allow myself to stay if you didn't know the truth about me...

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings from Scotland!

          Welcome, friend. We have been able to glean some small amount of information from your introduction, but a picture of your life still eludes us. I believe you to be a student, from one of your comments. Also, I you seem to be Scotch. We are aware that the highland area of Scotland is the home of a type of cave man who has not yet been brought to Jesus. These brutes are Romans. I am assuming that the Catholic menace in your area is due to the likely fact that you are among Highland Scots. It is said that there are some Christian Scotch people in the lowland areas, but we here have never found one.

          We have heard news that all of Europe is becoming Muslim. Are there many Muslims in your vicinity yet? What have you done to suppress those godless wretches? What armaments have you put back for the coming conflict? How many Christians are part of your cell? Will the Queen send help? What revolver do you favor? Do you know Sean Connery? These are the pressing questions of the day.

          God Bless!
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings from Scotland!

            Welcome to God's favorite forum! You'll no doubt be working on increasing the population of Christ's Army by adding to the dominion of the world (Genesis 1:28). Have you found a bride to bear you a quiver full of children yet (Psalm 127:3-5)?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings from Scotland!

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              Welcome, friend. We have been able to glean some small amount of information from your introduction, but a picture of your life still eludes us. I believe you to be a student, from one of your comments. Also, I you seem to be Scotch. We are aware that the highland area of Scotland is the home of a type of cave man who has not yet been brought to Jesus. These brutes are Romans. I am assuming that the Catholic menace in your area is due to the likely fact that you are among Highland Scots. It is said that there are some Christian Scotch people in the lowland areas, but we here have never found one.

              We have heard news that all of Europe is becoming Muslim. Are there many Muslims in your vicinity yet? What have you done to suppress those godless wretches? What armaments have you put back for the coming conflict? How many Christians are part of your cell? Will the Queen send help? What revolver do you favor? Do you know Sean Connery? These are the pressing questions of the day.

              God Bless!
              Of course I'd be delighted to answer you!

              For one, Scotch is not what I am. Scotch is the drink that the devil has cursed upon this nation. I hope that my nationality will not impede upon my time here.

              Indeed, the highlands, and even the lowlands here know little of Christ's true word. Sure, they may say they know Christ, but I know the truth behind them. They are no more than rosary rattlers that are no closer to God than the ground beneath their feet.

              They are split into two factions, the catholic scum and the protestant scum, who are almost as bad as the greenies (that's what we call'em here).

              The proddies lie. That's all they do. They are non-denominational, because they know not the true religion!

              Now, as for the islamificaiton that is occurring, I am delighted to say that I have never met a muslim ever in my life. Unfortunately, that is not the case for everyone. They are spreading across Glasgow, Edinburgh, and the other large cities. They're even building their churches and schools here! It's a disgrace. I have tried to persuade my fellow Christians to revolt, and and allow these wrenches no more, but to no avail.

              The Queen I disagree with 100%. She cares not for anyone in Scotland, never mind the Christians!

              And apart from watching his films, no, I don't know Sean Connery.

              I hope I answered you well!

              May God Bless you for now and ever!

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings from Scotland!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Welcome to God's favorite forum! You'll no doubt be working on increasing the population of Christ's Army by adding to the dominion of the world (Genesis 1:28). Have you found a bride to bear you a quiver full of children yet (Psalm 127:3-5)?
                I'm sorry to disappoint, Mary, but I have remained abstinent ever since I found Him. Until I can gain the strength from Him to relieve me from all temptations, only then will I trust myself to gain a bride; not that I'm not looking out for possibilities!

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings from Scotland!

                  Originally posted by IFoundTheLight View Post
                  I'm sorry to disappoint, Mary, but I have remained abstinent ever since I found Him. Until I can gain the strength from Him to relieve me from all temptations, only then will I trust myself to gain a bride; not that I'm not looking out for possibilities!
                  My dear, brides are the relief from temptation (1 Corinthians 7:9).

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings from Scotland!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    My dear, brides are the relief from temptation (1 Corinthians 7:9).

                    I do understand, of course! The issue is looking for a good, holy, christian wife that can help me in my path to god. These are extremely hard to find in a town swarming with greenies!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings from Scotland!

                      Greetings Scotchman. I welcome you to this forum for Christians who are white Baptist people. I myself am not white but these people are very gracious and they love me though I am sometimes rebuked for explaining Rastafari. I will forego any witnessing at this time so as to avoid upsetting the white people. My home country which is Jamaica was once owned by the English too. That is why I speak the English even though I am a Black man and an African. My forefathers were princes and kings and things like that in Africa before we were robbed to be the slaves of the white man. You also speak the English I see. Do you have to live around the white people?

                      For now I am here in Babylon where I am receiving an education. I am in Miami for now but my school is the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin which is the most prestigious university in America. It is very cold and snowy there which is racist. That is why there are so few Black men in Wisconsin. Are you a student as well? I myself have been elected to the Presidency of Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech at my school.

                      I would like to hear more about your country which is far away.

                      Jah Guide
                      Trevor
                      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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