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    God Bless on this fine evening!

    Hello all and God Bless! Tonight is a night to be praised as the weather turns warm in Fort Myers, and we have finally been spared from cold rain!Now then, my name is Zachariah Abelen. I am 22, and a resident of Fort Myers, Florida, in God's favorite country. My church is called the House of Blue and White, and we meet daily for prayers. My favorite verse is from Deuteronomy, Chapter 10, Verse 21:
    He is thy praise, and he is thy God, that hath done for the these great and terrible things, which thine eyes have seen. It reminds us that God's work is all around us, and no further "proof" is ever needed. Ever.
    I am the apprentice of a watchmaker, who attends the same church as I do. I spend most of my spare time praying and reading my KJV1611. Every two months I go on a mission to spread the word of God to one of the more heathen islands in the Caribbean or Gulf of Mexico. I have no tolerance for things that upset God, especially liberals, who actively work to make America a land of heathens and blasphemy. God brought my mother to his side at my birth, and so I was raised by my father, who is sadly not walking in God's grace, as he his a Catholic hypocrite. He is actually the reason that I have come here today in such urgency.
    When speaking to my father today, he expressed concerned that Donald Trump might not be the best choice as our next president. He feels Trump is too brash and might cause a war that America might not be able to win! I don't think I need to explain the many things wrong with that to people as wise as you are. How do I get him back on the Trump train? And for that matter, how do I attempt to get him to walk with Jesus as He intends and forsake his cult? Please, help me save his soul!
    Deuteronomy 10:21 He is thy praise, and he is thy God, that hath done for thee these great and terrible things, which thine eyes have seen.
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    Re: God Bless on this fine evening!

    Hello Zachariah! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

    I also suffered from the generational curs that started when some member in my family way back in the dark ages was sucked into the papist cult by Aquinas' popular "compel them to convert" methodology of exiling those who refused to kowtow to Rome, and burning at the stake those who refused to go. There is good news, though! You needn't feel bad about your father burning in Hell for all eternity, starting the moment after he draws his final breath. Why, in Heaven, any tears you shed over your father's fate will be personally wiped away by God Almighty Himself (Revelation 7:17)! In fact, you cannot be personal disciple of Jesus until you hate your father (Luke 14:26). For Jesus came to Glorify God by tearing up families (Matthew 10:35), and besides, you will be richly rewarded in Heaven with a hundred better fathers (Matthew 19:29)! Doesn't that sound fine!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: God Bless on this fine evening!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Hello Zachariah! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

      I also suffered from the generational curs that started when some member in my family way back in the dark ages was sucked into the papist cult by Aquinas' popular "compel them to convert" methodology of exiling those who refused to kowtow to Rome, and burning at the stake those who refused to go. There is good news, though! You needn't feel bad about your father burning in Hell for all eternity, starting the moment after he draws his final breath. Why, in Heaven, any tears you shed over your father's fate will be personally wiped away by God Almighty Himself (Revelation 7:17)! In fact, you cannot be personal disciple of Jesus until you hate your father (Luke 14:26). For Jesus came to Glorify God by tearing up families (Matthew 10:35), and besides, you will be richly rewarded in Heaven with a hundred better fathers (Matthew 19:29)! Doesn't that sound fine!
      Oh dear, this will take some great effort. But what is faith without hardship? (Peter 1:7) In the meantime, what about Trump? Surely even though he will go to Hell, my father's vote can still help save this nation from the liberals and homosexuals, can it not?
      Thank you very much, and God bless you, Mary.
      Deuteronomy 10:21 He is thy praise, and he is thy God, that hath done for thee these great and terrible things, which thine eyes have seen.

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      • #4
        Re: God Bless on this fine evening!

        Originally posted by RighteousInRed View Post
        Oh dear, this will take some great effort. But what is faith without hardship? (Peter 1:7) In the meantime, what about Trump? Surely even though he will go to Hell, my father's vote can still help save this nation from the liberals and homosexuals, can it not?
        Thank you very much, and God bless you, Mary.
        You talk funny, Zach. You sound like one of those british nancyboys. Plus nobody can make heads or tails of what you're talking about.

        Anyway, I'm Praying for you boy.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: God Bless on this fine evening!

          Greetings Zachariah. I have recently been in the State of Florida where I spent the break between semesters at my Auntie's house in Miami. It was much warmer there than the place I am going to university which is Madison Wisconsin. This place is too cold for Black men but I am forced to live here in order to pursue my studies.

          Most of the people on this site are white people who are Baptists. I am not a white man or a Baptist but I am a Christian. Some of the participants here are for Ted Cruz but most are for Donald Trump. I am a socialist but I am pledged to vote for Hilary Clinton instead of Bernie Sanders or that other man because she is for the Black man and she is a great supporter of Black Lives Matter and our right to be disruptive for change. This will be the first vote I have cast since I moved here to Babylon from my home which is in Jamaica.

          Jah Guide
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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