One of the Most Pathetic Introductions Ever

[Wannabe False Christ]

Greetings.

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
- 1 John 2:18



I am Yesusah Christ, the twin sister of Jesus, and I have come as prophesied 2,000 years ago in the place of my brother.

Thou shall kneel before me, or be denied heaven, for that is what the LORD has instructed. More than 50,000 Christians have already been brought to Heaven. Will you join them as righteous Christians, or will you reject the LORD and rot in sin like the Muslims? It is your choice. Disbelievers will be cast into the lake of fire.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Second Coming of Christ

Greetings.

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
- 1 John 2:18



I am Yesusah Christ, the twin sister of Jesus, and I have come as prophesied 2,000 years ago in the place of my brother.

Thou shall kneel before me, or be denied heaven, for that is what the LORD has instructed. More than 50,000 Christians have already been brought to Heaven. Will you join them as righteous Christians, or will you reject the LORD and rot in sin like the Muslims? It is your choice. Disbelievers will be cast into the lake of fire.

Of course you are, dear. You are adorable.

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Please be informed that the second person singular in American takes the ending -st except with auxiliaries such as 'shall' (it's thou shalt). Jesus knows that!

Genesis 2:17
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

Re: The Second Coming of Christ

Greetings.

[...]I am Yesusah Christ, the twin sister of Jesus, and I have come as prophesied 2,000 years ago in the place of my brother. [...]

So, which mental asylum did you break free from? I think we should take you back so you can get the help you need.
Kind regards,

Roland

[Retarded mental patient]

Re: One of the Most Pathetic Introductions Ever

I see that none of you are believers. How tragic that this site appears to be a disgraceful Muslim site disguised as a Christian one.

I have contacted Lucifer and he will soon arrive to collect your souls. Fare thee well.

[Wannabe False Christ]

Re: One of the Most Pathetic Introductions Ever

***illiterate stupidity removed by moderator***

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: One of the Most Pathetic Introductions Ever

Greetings.

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
- 1 John 2:18



I am Yesusah Christ, the twin sister of Jesus, and I have come as prophesied 2,000 years ago in the place of my brother.

Thou shall kneel before me, or be denied heaven, for that is what the LORD has instructed. More than 50,000 Christians have already been brought to Heaven. Will you join them as righteous Christians, or will you reject the LORD and rot in sin like the Muslims? It is your choice. Disbelievers will be cast into the lake of fire.

Hello dear, God has a few words for the feeble minded:


Proverbs 9:13


“¶ A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, & knoweth nothing.”


Now please toddle of back to Bedlam and stop annoying the big people.