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  • #16
    Re: Introduction: respectful seeker

    Greetings, and Welcome, Brother!


    Like many of the faithful here, I was enthused and my spirit was moved as I read your introduction. We have opened the doors of this friendly forum many times only to be smacked in the face by pretenders, claiming to be washed in the Blood of Jesus (R) when actually they are wallowing in the Spermatozoa of Satan (R). This is most disheartening.


    But you, my good brother, appear to be seeking God's Face and approval in your every move. No doubt He has blessed you with many insights into the faith, and I wait with tingly skin to read your intercourse with us on these pages.


    I was saddened to hear of the loss of your dear departed spouse. Did Jesus take her due to sinful activity or is she traipsing the streets of gold as we speak? Have your sons married wives of good report and child-bearing hips?


    Again, welcome, my dear brother. Let us kneel before the throne together someday, lifting holy hands to our Savior and soon coming King. Hallelujah!


    COME, LORD JESUS!
    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #17
      Re: Introduction: respectful seeker

      Hey welcome to the forums dude! Hope you enjoy it here as much as I have.
      Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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      • #18
        Re: Introduction: respectful seeker

        Originally posted by Dr. Warden Clyffe View Post
        (I just set Landover as an exception to my pop-up blocker, so I should be able to send and receive PMs now. Good night, all!)
        Splendid! Say, why don't you put your daughter on the computer? I'll bet she's a fine, God-fearing lass!
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