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  • I the Stupid Genius
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    #1

    I am a Dumdum

    I had to register to tell you guys good job, for giving me a good laugh for about a good five minutes. When I stumbled upon this beautiful website I read a few articles and decided to hit the forum section. A word to describe this website is close-minded and ignorant, oh wait two words actually. I believe in Jesus and this version of "Christian" is very funny. I am no religious expert and I'm sure most of you are not but isn't the message of Christ to accept? He had always accepted the outcasts of society(lepers, poor, disabled) yet you people are not accepting the homosexuals? Hey to be quite honest I do not like the homosexual community but are they not the image of God? Created from his divine breathe?

    Now my faith is not as 'strong' as you guys but my logic is unattackable. Jesus died for our sin did he not? We are all sinners and sinning is inevitable. We are all born with Original Sin from Adam and Eve. Jesus saves sinners. So what I do not understand is why do you treat and call us the human race as unsaved trash etc etc. It is like you "christians" are in an heavenly state where you are convinced that you are perferct and it gives you the right to "bash" other people who are not in your same path.

    Well I do not expect this post to stay up or this account, and I LOL'ed at the Paypal button. To people who donated? You are just giving this website more material to upgrade its jokes. I am not a negative guy really, so on with the postives, I would recommend this website if you want a good laugh.

    Cheers, O.
    O The Stupid Genius
    You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
    [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
    Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]
  • I the Stupid Genius
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    #2
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Do you know that you will be damned to eternal hell for going to such dens of iniquity? God hates queers, and he hates people who dress up like freaks too.

    Take a look at THIS and maybe it'll help you understand.
    Maybe I head it wrong but doesn't God love all his children? I remember that in the bible it stated that his creation was good.
    O The Stupid Genius
    You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
    [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
    Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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    • Talitha
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      #3
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by O the Stupid Genius View Post
      Maybe I head it wrong but doesn't God love all his children? I remember that in the bible it stated that his creation was good.
      God's original Creation "MAN" was very perfect. What followed is history.
      YOU have the power to choose between right or wrong in the eyes of God. If you do wrong then you go to Hell and burn forever.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • I the Stupid Genius
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        #4
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        God's original Creation "MAN" was very perfect. What followed is history.
        YOU have the power to choose between right or wrong in the eyes of God. If you do wrong then you go to Hell and burn forever.
        So tell me how do i save myself from all this hellfire
        O The Stupid Genius
        You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
        [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
        Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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        • Talitha
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          #5
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by O the Stupid Genius View Post
          So tell me how do i save myself from all this hellfire
          Let a piece of Jesus enter you.
          Take a Bible (King James Version) read it and repent of your Sins.
          Join a good honest Baptist Church such as ours and be a part of it. Pray several times a day, Worship our Lord Jesus Christ and tithe at least 10% of your earnings.
          Anyone can be Saved.

          That's a start

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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            #6
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by O the Stupid Genius View Post
            So tell me how do i save myself from all this hellfire
            Read the Bible. The King James Bible.

            Follow all the commands.

            Tell Jesus that you realize that you are a worthless sinner, and fall far short of His glory. Tell him that you are vile scum, not worthy of His attention. Beg Him to make you clean of all your so-called "human" desires and wrongdoings.

            He will cleanse you of your sins, and henceforth you will find that you sin no more.

            Being free of vile "humanity", having rejected all that you believe yourself to be, you are now liberated, and can become the perfect Christian servant to Jesus that you were intended to be. You will spend the rest of your life on Earth preparing for an eternity servicing Jesus in Heaven, praising Him without ceasing, forever and ever.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • I the Stupid Genius
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              #7
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Let a piece of Jesus enter you.
              Take a Bible (King James Version) read it and repent of your Sins.
              Join a good honest Baptist Church such as ours and be a part of it. Pray several times a day, Worship our Lord Jesus Christ and tithe at least 10% of your earnings.
              Anyone can be Saved.

              That's a start
              Yet this site does not welcome the unsaved. And tell me something what is your definition of a "True Christian", don't bother answering if you do not add the word racist in that description.
              O The Stupid Genius
              You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
              [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
              Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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              • I the Stupid Genius
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                #8
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Read the Bible. The King James Bible.

                Follow all the commands.

                Tell Jesus that you realize that you are a worthless sinner, and fall far short of His glory. Tell him that you are vile scum, not worthy of His attention. Beg Him to make you clean of all your so-called "human" desires and wrongdoings.

                He will cleanse you of your sins, and henceforth you will find that you sin no more.

                Being free of vile "humanity", having rejected all that you believe yourself to be, you are now liberated, and can become the perfect Christian servant to Jesus that you were intended to be. You will spend the rest of your life on Earth preparing for an eternity servicing Jesus in Heaven, praising Him without ceasing, forever and ever.
                Tell me something Mr. Rodimer *ahem* are you free from "human" desires?
                O The Stupid Genius
                You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
                [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
                Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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                • Talitha
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                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2026
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                  #9
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by O the Stupid Genius View Post
                  Yet this site does not welcome the unsaved. And tell me something what is your definition of a "True Christian", don't bother answering if you do not add the word racist in that description.
                  I see that you are really here just to mock us.
                  There is no racism here, and we are certainly not racist. We may have a racial awareness but only that which is written within the pages of The Bible.
                  We have a number of ex-negra's that we even allow within our gated community.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                    #10
                    Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!!

                    Originally posted by O the Stupid Genius View Post
                    I had to register to tell you guys good job, for giving me a good laugh for about a good five minutes. When I stumbled upon this beautiful website I read a few articles and decided to hit the forum section. A word to describe this website is close-minded and ignorant, oh wait two words actually. I believe in Jesus and this version of "Christian" is very funny. I am no religious expert and I'm sure most of you are not but isn't the message of Christ to accept?
                    No. The message of Christ is to OBEY GOD (that is, Jesus). If you read the Bible, you'd know that.
                    He had always accepted the outcasts of society(lepers, poor, disabled) yet you people are not accepting the homosexuals? Hey to be quite honest I do not like the homosexual community but are they not the image of God? Created from his divine breathe?
                    They also reject His Law and spit in His Face. He calls them "abominations", and demands that they be executed. Perhaps you should try reading the Bible before commenting on what Christianity is.
                    Leviticus 20:13
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                    Please don't try that "New Testament/Old Testament" nonsense. God is Jesus, Jesus is God.
                    Now my faith is not as 'strong' as you guys but my logic is unattackable. Jesus died for our sin did he not? We are all sinners and sinning is inevitable.
                    Wrong. True Christians(tm) are without sin:
                    1 John 3:6
                    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.


                    We are all born with Original Sin from Adam and Eve. Jesus saves sinners. So what I do not understand is why do you treat and call us the human race as unsaved trash etc etc. It is like you "christians" are in an heavenly state where you are convinced that you are perferct and it gives you the right to "bash" other people who are not in your same path.
                    Wrong. God makes us perfect, and DIRECTS us to tell others how to be Saved(c). It's a shame that you consider God's Word a joke.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • I the Stupid Genius
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                      #11
                      Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      No. The message of Christ is to OBEY GOD (that is, Jesus). If you read the Bible, you'd know that.

                      They also reject His Law and spit in His Face. He calls them "abominations", and demands that they be executed. Perhaps you should try reading the Bible before commenting on what Christianity is.
                      Leviticus 20:13
                      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                      Please don't try that "New Testament/Old Testament" nonsense. God is Jesus, Jesus is God.

                      Wrong. True Christians™ are without sin:
                      1 John 3:6
                      Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.


                      Wrong. God makes us perfect, and DIRECTS us to tell others how to be Saved©. It's a shame that you consider God's Word a joke.
                      I do not take the Word of God as a joke, what shameful is God's people is tainting the true word of God.

                      A True Christian knows that he is a sinner. To fully resist human urges is to take away what defines us as human.

                      When did Jesus want the outcasts (lepers, poor, disabled etc.) to executed?

                      And What do you mean NT/OT nonsense? Have you burnt up your daily sacrifice today?
                      O The Stupid Genius
                      You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
                      [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
                      Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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                      • I the Stupid Genius
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                        #12
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        I see that you are really here just to mock us.
                        There is no racism here, and we are certainly not racist. We may have a racial awareness but only that which is written within the pages of The Bible.
                        We have a number of ex-negra's that we even allow within our gated community.
                        There is no racism here? I have been here for a couple of minutes and I see the racism and yet you have posted 100+ times do not? There must be some kind of mistake, or may be I'm just blind.
                        O The Stupid Genius
                        You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
                        [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
                        Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          #13
                          Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!!

                          Originally posted by I the Stupid Genius View Post
                          I do not take the Word of God as a joke, what shameful is God's people is tainting the true word of God.
                          God's people don't. False Christians twist it to say that God loves queers, etc.
                          A True Christian knows that he is a sinner. To fully resist human urges is to take away what defines us as human.
                          Human is bad. A True Christian(tm) knows that he is a spiritual being in a temporary body. The body is of no value, except as a temporary house.
                          When did Jesus want the outcasts (lepers, poor, disabled etc.) to executed?
                          When did I SAY He did?
                          And What do you mean NT/OT nonsense? Have you burnt up your daily sacrifice today?
                          Jesus was the sacrifice to end sacrifices. Haven't you read the Bible?

                          All the laws still apply, we just don't have to perform animal sacrifices, and have to love Jesus.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                            #14
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Originally posted by I the Stupid Genius View Post
                            Tell me something Rev. Rodimer *ahem* are you free from "human" desires?
                            Yes, I am free of all sin, being a Saved(c) True Christian(tm).

                            Hi, Andrew.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • I the Stupid Genius
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                              #15
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Yes, I am free of all sin, being a Saved© True Christian™.

                              Hi, Andrew.

                              I was hoping you would say that. Maybe I should not argue with some one who surpassed human qualities like making a mistake, because even Jesus was not perfect. Wait maybe everyone in this forum is tolerant, perfect AND free of sin as you are, so I shouldn't be wasting my time.

                              O
                              O The Stupid Genius
                              You are a sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents yet innocent as doves.
                              [b]"To argue with a fool will result in no victory, for the fool has already won his victory.
                              Now to argue with a town full of fools, well that is just a mess."[/b]

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