[The God who speaks]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Hey Yulenka, Is this the girl i knew from Puritan Church?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Young lady, I pray that the demons are set free and that you will be baptized and filled with the Lord! But your sassy mouthing back is rude and unacceptable since Ephesians 6:1 tells children to be obedient! For shame! When my husband sees this, he would want to give you a firm spanking and tell your father to keep you away from others and beat some Christian behavior into you! Since he can't, I just pray that your father will see for himself that you are in need of some more training to be upright in the Law.

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Do you guys really believe OP is a 10 year old? *sigh*

But at least LBC finally agrees with something I hate with a passion: the Westboro Baptist Church. I mean LBC acts with hate just like WBC, they just don't picket gay funerals.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Do you guys really believe OP is a 10 year old? *sigh*...

As much as anyone believes you're euphoric.

...But at least LBC finally agrees with something I hate with a passion: the Westboro Baptist Church...

What has WBC ever done to you? They're just trying to get people to accept that the Bible says what the Bible says.

...I mean LBC acts with hate just like WBC, they just don't picket gay funerals.

Why do you hate free speech?

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Why do you hate free speech?

Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it


Why do you defend people who believe the earth is flat? I just can't comprehend it

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it


Why do you defend people who believe the earth is flat? I just can't comprehend it

Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


Do you not like the US Constitution that covers free speech.


Thank you.


Rusty

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


Do you not like the US Constitution that covers free speech.


Thank you.


Rusty

I do, but I don't like when people like the Westboro Baptist Church abuse that right and picket gay/soldier funerals. Also, this whole site is a disease really.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

I do, but I don't like when people like the Westboro Baptist Church abuse that right and picket gay/soldier funerals. Also, this whole site is a disease really.

Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not like Westboro Baptist either they allow women to talk in church and the KJV Bible says that is not allowed but I do not have that verse marked with a Post-It note.


Thank you.


Rusty

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

I got an idea, if you love free speech so much then try converting people at r/atheism on ***underage web porn site suggestion removed by moderator***. I bet they'll cry immediately and convert to Christianity.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

I got an idea, if you love free speech so much then try converting people at r/atheism on Reddit. I bet they'll cry immediately and convert to Christianity.

Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not want to make people cry I only want them to love Jesus and be with me in Heaven singing songs of Praise and eating barbecue and drinking moderate amounts of Bourbon if that is allowed even though Pastor Zeke says he would not wash his balls in Bourbon even though like all whiskies it has inherent antiseptic properties sorry about my bad language I am only quoting.


Thank you.


Rusty

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not want to make people cry I only want them to love Jesus and be with me in Heaven singing songs of Praise and eating barbecue and drinking moderate amounts of Bourbon if that is allowed even though Pastor Zeke says he would not wash his balls in Bourbon even though like all whiskies it has inherent antiseptic properties sorry about my bad language I am only quoting.


Thank you.


Rusty

Haha, I'm more concerned about that strange comment if yours entirely, not just the language 😁

[Elmer G. White]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Haha, I'm more concerned about that strange comment if yours entirely, not just the language 😁

Darling,

Why do you mock and ridicule Mr. Holbeck, who despite his shortcomings (caused by severe injury that helped Him find Jesus) has always shown only kindness and good manners towards our Unsaved? Why do you find other people's mishap and trauma to be amusing?

Please try to remember what Jesus taught us!

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Instead of making fun of the kind albeit less sharp Mr. Holbeck, you could be praying for his full recovery. If you had any decency, you could contribute by a great deal!

Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it

You don´t understand the concept of free speech. Or perhaps you do but don´t agree with it. Which is it?

[euphoric_neckbeard]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

You don´t understand the concept of free speech. Or perhaps you do but don´t agree with it. Which is it?

I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals. It's just unnecessary and hurts the family members that are grieving. It's like, abusing free speech.


Elmer how was I mocking him. He was talking about someone dipping his balls in bourbon. That's freaky

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14

I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals. It's just unnecessary and hurts the family members that are grieving. It's like, abusing free speech.


Elmer how was I mocking him. He was talking about someone dipping his balls in bourbon. That's freaky

Well, you obviously hate America

Why have you come to a Christian website if you want nothing more than to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs?

You see, Christians worship Jesus and True Christians(tm) love him better than every one else!

1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Why do you not put away your hate and bitterness? Jesus is their for you always to come unto Him and obey His every command for ever and ever: is devoting your life to be like us such a bad thing when Jesus literally temporarily died only to be re born unharmed or even inconvenienced three days later?

Is that such a hard thing for you to accept?

YIC