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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
    We had a great sermon today, based around Romans 15:4For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.


    We're hoping to learn from everyone here
    I hesitate to ask but what have you learnt so far?

    YIC

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    We had a great sermon today, based around Romans 15:4For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.


    We're hoping to learn from everyone here

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Thankyou Young Peter, we didn't see that. I won't be giving the skype sorry. Shame on you.

    Mathew 5-8 : Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God

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  • Young Peter
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    Hold on a minute brother Faith Machine, doesn't it say right in your signature file that you are not allowed to Skype with young girls?


    I do not mean any offense, sir, but I would hate to see you get in trouble again.

    I know all about getting in trouble with girls!

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    We're thinking we can trust everyone here as it's a Godly Christian community

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    I...

    You...


    Oh my goodness, nobody has ever agreed to this before.

    I'm not sure I know what to do!

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    OK .. how do I send you the skype id?

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Well it might help if I was able to get a better look at the both of you. Say, why don't you give me your Skype details, and once we've had a nice little chat, I can go to the Department of Faith and vouch for you!

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Hi everyone, we're wondering how we can stop being under-investigation.

    Yes, we have sinned but at the Lord says:


    Matthew 9:13 - But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.


    We are here to learn.

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    We're 18 n 15 ... thankyou

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Well, well, well, well, well! What a lovely pair of young ladies!

    I know one of you is 15, but I didn't catch the other's age?

    Fifteen is such a splendid age to be. Whole life ahead of you, so many opportunities to grow in the Lord, etc...

    Say, do you have a Web cam?

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    We have confessed all our sin to the Lord and our pastor. He says that all girls experament and that the Lord forgives the truly repentant.

    I don't know that we have to go thru it again.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
    ...I put a real picture in my avatar, so I hope its ok.
    The downcast look and lack of eye contact show remorse and subjection, so I think they'll like it better than your previous efforts.

    So you haven't mentioned the vile, disgusting sins that you committed in your hatred of God and all that is Good before being Saved™ by the blood of the Lamb, who "died" (well, He is immortal so it's like kinda) for two and a halfish days to repay the offense done to Himself for your sake? Lesbianism, perhaps? Spare us no details.

    James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Hey... don't be mean. We grew up in America and speak American. We only know basic Cantonese and always go to church in American.

    I put a real picture in my avatar, so I hope its ok.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    How do you cope with not having God's word in weird symbols instead of God's language: English?
    Brother, not only do they scribble the Holy Name of the Lord thy God, they draw Him with those weird little china-man eyes, too! Who ever heard of God the Father sending Chinesus to die on a bamboo cross for a long weekend for the sins of the fowl Orientals?






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